Cousins moves in with Mummy as Club crisis Deepens

[j_mac]

complete facination with our great club. everyone just can't stop talking about us it is sad really because we know everyone who keeps talking about us wants to join us. I'm looking at you bushie. come on mate you might as well you will be on the winning team for once. You have to bring a kilo of coke but.

 

[Glenno23]

Oh my god - what a beat up, seriously!

It could be as simple as just having to move back for money reasons or personal reasons with the girlfriend.

The fascination continues......

What money reasons? he a bit short maybe?? only way Cousins is short a $ or 2 is if he spent it all on smack.....

 

[bushie]

complete facination with our great club. everyone just can't stop talking about us it is sad really because we know everyone who keeps talking about us wants to join us. I'm looking at you bushie. come on mate you might as well you will be on the winning team for once. You have to bring a kilo of coke but.

There is more chance of me having a 12 inch black penis than joining the slime.

 

[Footylover1]

What a pathetic state of affairs when a 28 year old grown man, needs the guidance of his parents, who are concerned with his off-field affiliations, what the hell is wrong with these Eagles players?

http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/realfooty/articles/2007/03/14/1173722558768.html

I'll tell you


For far too long the eagles hierachy has perpetuated the behavioural standards which have landed their players in so much trouble. Why have they?

Because on field success is held in higher regard than moral integrity. West Coast are a successful club, no one is denying this, but the notion of being humble victors has roared passed faster than Cousins on a night out on the Canning

For too long Trevor " I'm a doctor, and you are depressed" has continued a performance/beavioural policy. That is, if you are performing on the field, we dont give a stuff what you do off it.

What does this do, it makes people believe in their own self indulgent legend, it facilitates a notion amongst a player group, that we are " Bulletproof"

But what happens when this myth catches up the players, and the club?

We are soon to find out, Daniel Kerr is on his last legs and mark my words, he is that dumb, and he will go to jail.

The club itself, forever proclaiming to be a flagship both on and off the field is nothing more than a cheap fishing vessel, which upon closer inspection, reveals leaks, no stability and a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

And the question I pose, if their are so many issues amongs the player group and staff members, why havent heads rolled?

West Coast are an embarrasment to the AFL, Western Australia and the sponsors and fans they represent.

So who is to blame?

Look no further than a mirror.

I hope that this Ben Cousins story about him moving in with his parents isn't the breaking news that the Footy Show is having? Please tell me it isn't!

 

[j_mac]

There is more chance of me having a 12 inch black penis than joining the slime.

you don't like winning teams eh? you only like teams that show alot of potential and go nowhere. Ah thats right you guys won 9 in a row last year but that doesn't win flags you should know that bushwah. But if you follow freo long enough you start to accept mediocrity

 

[ndot]

champions baby, champions

 

[bushie]

you don't like winning teams eh? you only like teams that show alot of potential and go nowhere. Ah thats right you guys won 9 in a row last year but that doesn't win flags you should know that bushwah. But if you follow freo long enough you start to accept mediocrity

It also seems there is more chance of you having a 12 inch black penis than having any idea that the new season starts in two weeks.

That's right!!

The new season.

But wallow away in your your swill of self engrandenment.

 

[j_mac]

you don't like winning teams eh? you only like teams that show alot of potential and go nowhere. Ah thats right you guys won 9 in a row last year but that doesn't win flags you should know that bushwah. But if you follow freo long enough you start to accept mediocrity

now we all know you are going to come back with a smart arse comment on the eagles and their extracurriculum activities and good one about vegas. But why not for once sticking to the footy and tell us why your mob of inbred tossers can't win finals on a consistant basis. 12 years mate and 1 finals win 12 years and 2 years in the finals. come on whats goin on down there. yeah you have it over us at te moment but i tell you what derbies don't win GF's. I would be concentrating more on what the dorkers are doing wrong and less about our party activities. having said that bushie you still make me laugh

 

[Footylover1]

Did you just quote yourself J_mac? lol

 

[bushie]

now we all know you are going to come back with a smart arse comment on the eagles and their extracurriculum activities and good one about vegas.

Ummmmm...wrong again smart arse....look up a little bit!!

 

[Bigdon]

WTF is with the west coast players atm

 

[Footylover1]

West Coast players remind me of the Marilyn Manson song "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me"

 

[Milkman]

Tall poppy syndrome is funny stuff. A little pathetic, but funny nonetheless.

 

[Bretski]

Why has Benny moved in with his parents? Is his mum seriously ill? Is he in a poor mental state? Or is he having troubles with his girlfriend?

 

[Gabbie]

I guess if he is at home with mummy, he can use them to have an alibi when he is running away from the cops.

He can tell the cops he wasnt there and was home in his bedroom at mum and dad's place.

Geez if this is true - what a goose. This guy is 28 for eff sake, it's about time he GREW UP. Glad he's not in the Oz military. Don't think I'd want him in the trenches minding my back.

Do you reckon:-

A) he wears flanny PJ's with cars or teddy bears print ?
B) PJ's have feet sown into the pants?
c) Mummy tucks him into bed at night with a horlicks or hot cocoa ?
D) Mummy reads him a good night story from long hidden Noddy books?
E) All of the above?

 

[Cuzz09]

It also seems there is more chance of you having a 12 inch black penis than having any idea that the new season starts in two weeks.

That's right!!

The new season.

But wallow away in your your swill of self engrandenment.

Thats right another wasted year for the Dockers

 

[Footylover1]

Geez if this is true - what a goose. This guy is 28 for eff sake, it's about time he GREW UP. Glad he's not in the Oz military. Don't think I'd want him in the trenches minding my back.

Do you reckon:-

A) he wears flanny PJ's with cars or teddy bears print ?
B) PJ's have feet sown into the pants?
c) Mummy tucks him into bed at night with a horlicks or hot cocoa ?
D) Mummy reads him a good night story from long hidden Noddy books?
E) All of the above?

I say C and D

 

[Milkman]

Why has Benny moved in with his parents? Is his mum seriously ill? Is he in a poor mental state? Or is he having troubles with his girlfriend?

Maybe he's doing renovations, got termites, or just sick of "journos" searching through his rubbish bins.

 

[Claude Balls]

Tall poppy syndrome is funny stuff. A little pathetic, but funny nonetheless.

It's not tall poppy syndrome at work here, sorry to tell you. If Sydney had scored two more points in last years grand final to take the premiership, we would still be dismayed at the cultural meltdown at West Coast. It's only slightly more frustrating that a premiership team is such a bad lot off the field. West Coast are an embarrasment compared with recent premiership teams, such as Brisbane and Sydney. I have plenty of respect and admiration for these groups of players.

 

[Eagle87]

There is more chance of me having a 12 inch black penis than joining the slime.

Jeff been visiting again Bushie?

 

[Cuzz09]

It's not tall poppy syndrome at work here, sorry to tell you. If Sydney had scored two more points in last years grand final to take the premiership, we would still be dismayed at the cultural meltdown at West Coast. It's only slightly more frustrating that a premiership team is such a bad lot off the field. West Coast are an embarrasment compared with recent premiership teams, such as Brisbane and Sydney. I have plenty of respect and admiration for these groups of players.

Ummmm... Ever thought had we scored 5 more points the year before we would be going for 3 in a row right now?

Its funny how you can twist things around isnt it

 

[Footylover1]

Ummmm... Ever thought had we scored 5 more points the year before we would be going for 3 in a row right now?

Its funny how you can twist things around isnt it

If Geelong scores 80 odd more points in 94 i think it was they could have won the game

 

[Eagle87]

It's not tall poppy syndrome at work here, sorry to tell you. If Sydney had scored two more points in last years grand final to take the premiership, we would still be dismayed at the cultural meltdown at West Coast. It's only slightly more frustrating that a premiership team is such a bad lot off the field. West Coast are an embarrasment compared with recent premiership teams, such as Brisbane and Sydney. I have plenty of respect and admiration for these groups of players.

Well, I am sure the Eagles are devasted at your lack of respect.

Of course no-one respects Geelong, but feel free to make pointless comments about the reigning premiers.

 

[Footylover1]

Well, I am sure the Eagles are devasted at your lack of respect.

Of course no-one respects Geelong, but feel free to make pointless comments about the reigning premiers.

Geelong did provide the 2nd most memorable moment in the history of the Swans Football Club in 2005, so I respect them for that

 

[bzparkes]

Hmm, first Andrew Rule, then Caroline Wilson write articles reporting on WCE players 'drug-use'. Caro is well known for her anti-WCE articles. I wonder if those 2 are sleeping together