Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

Pretty sure he also said "Butts blasts one" which would've had BF favorite Sooz chortling away at home.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

I heard "Butts but no ifs"

 

[RobbyRoy]

"BIG GRAB...doesn't hold it"

Three times in the first fifteen minutes of the game.

 

[Mentallo]

Puts the jets on!!!! Got a run about 20X today as well.

 

[freddy mercury]

Lachie Hunter is now the be known as Lachie Hunner.

 

[matthew_s]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

 

[Mentallo]

Well coffee is a laxative hence causing Derrrrrrrrrrrwayne to have verbal diarrhea.

 

[Bluelegs]

"EVERY DOGS FAN IN THE HOUSE KNOWS THEY'RE WITNESSING HISTORY"

 

[Shane Heard]

I have I mentioned before I hate his guts as a commentator?

 

[Hoos]

I have I mentioned before I hate his guts as a commentator?

Yes, but you can never say it enough.

 

[Hammer#8]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

I have a better idea

 

[thegrach]

Did anyone see his pregame drink just then? Pours a shitload of instant coffee into a bottle of water.

I did hear someone call in last week and bring that up, Dwayno likes to stay away from Red Bull\Mother, etc., "You just don't know what's in them!"

 

[JOELY]

He's been running with "Berry crushed" whenever one of the brothers has been tackled recently. He's an absolute ****wit.

 

[Hoos]

He's an absolute *******.

This is impossible to overstate.

 

[Greenery]

Ever notice how he loves comparing play to household appliances like their the most exciting thing in life?

 

[Oscarman]

Parlay count today = 1

 

[Lemon Boi]

I haven’t contributed to this sub-forum yet so I don’t know the etiquette, but f___ me Brisbane always seems to get shithouse commentators.

Today it’s Dwayne, McGuire, Dunstall, Riewoldt and Mooney.

Clichés, hyperbole and dithering are all abounding tonight.

 

[Oscarman]

I haven’t contributed to this sub-forum yet so I don’t know the etiquette, but f___ me Brisbane always seems to get shithouse commentators.

Today it’s Dwayne, McGuire, Riewoldt and Mooney.

Clichés, hyperbole and dithering are all abounding tonight.

Also full Vicco Pride mode activated.

 

[PalaceGun]

I haven’t contributed to this sub-forum yet so I don’t know the etiquette

The only rule on here is to make sure you “Say G’day” to Dwayne whenever one of his burner accounts makes an appearance to say how fantastic Dwayne is as a commentator.

 

[gimp!]

And it's a herky jerky and a dance step and a duck step and a delightful and a rolls it and a get and go and thanks for joining us from wherever you're watching and if you've just joined us it's a roller and they're out and he drives it long and he gives it some shoe and he puts it to grass and he makes it somebody else's problem!

 

[Lemon Boi]

And it's a herky jerky and a dance step and a duck step and a delightful and a rolls it and a get and go and thanks for joining us from wherever you're watching and if you've just joined us it's a roller and they're out and he drives it long and he gives it some shoe and he puts it to grass and he makes it somebody else's problem!

Don’t tell me!

Parlayed that to perfection!

 

[Dogs Rule]

And it's a herky jerky and a dance step and a duck step and a delightful and a rolls it and a get and go and thanks for joining us from wherever you're watching and if you've just joined us it's a roller and they're out and he drives it long and he gives it some shoe and he puts it to grass and he makes it somebody else's problem!

Gets it...goals it!

 

[windyhill]

Foxtel surely know that they are employing a ****wit. He either has friends in high places or photo’s of senior executives or both. He really is WALKING THE TIGHTROPE.

 

[Cleavy]

Everything is a dance step or a drop step.

 

[Mentallo]

He was insufferable this arvo, ruined a good game.