Autopsy AFL 2021 Round 11 - Pies v Cats Sat May 29th 1:45pm EST (MCG)

[Elmer_Judd]

There is a lot of top 10 draft pick prospects this year that are breathing a sigh of relief that Collingwood gave up their pick to GWS. Who in their right mind would want to be voluntary drafted to this club?

Feel your pain. Been there many times in the last 20 years as a Carlton fan.

It's obvious it's time for meaningful change at the Pies (coaching)

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

There is simply no way we are the worst team in the comp.

We have heaps of goalless quarters but an entire half ??

Pies the worst for sure even North look better than them atm

 

[ciaobella]

5.15 in a half with a top four team playing. That's funny.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

First time since 1905 Collingwood have been held goal less in the first half at the MCG.
First time since 2005 in general.

 

[Visions]

Bucks needs to leave

The whole world knows that except for
the Collingwood board and some delusional supporters.

However all the talk is that there will be an extension so the rest of the AFL clubs and their supporters can rejoice!

 

[Red Bull]

train wreck of a forward line. Just a disaster

Don’t rate Magden as a spearhead ?

 

[wagstaff]

I remember someone saying here a while back that Cats/Pies matches have been boring slogs for years but that would have to take the cake.

As tedious as it was, sort of fascinating to watch how cumbersome Collingwood's ball movement was. No wonder Jonathan Brown was fed up with it on commentary.

 

[kickazz]

Such a shame there's no crowd allowed to enjoy this rip snorter.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

If Jordan Clark can't get a game with Dangerfield, Duncan and Guthrie out we should start chatting to other teams about trades.

Did you see him last week in the reserves? Disinterested and putrid.

 

[PieLebo87]

Can anyone validate what I’ve heard?

Apparently Round 11 is the one with the highest coach sackings, and Geelong is the team who’ve caused the most sackings of AFL coaches in the modern era.

Would love to see if these two stats are true.

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

This is the most embarrassing iteration of Collingwood I’ve ever seen; on and off the field.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Time to go Bucks.

 

[The 747]

It’s stagnant
Then again Cats only kicked 5

5.8 and they put players back even when the score was zero all.

 

[PieLebo87]

train wreck of a forward line. Just a disaster

Was it Madgen that gave it away?

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

The whole world knows that except for
the Collingwood board and some delusional supporters.

However all the talk is that there will be an extension so the rest of the AFL clubs and their supporters can rejoice!

That sucks

 

[The 747]

Did you see him last week in the reserves? Disinterested and putrid.

Yeah I did. I wasn't saying he deserved to be picked today.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

New rules can't save the two shitshows underway right now

Ah well, at least we've got St Kilda vs the Kangaroos up next.

Kill me.

 

[The 747]

Was it Madgen that gave it away?

Not sure Magden on Tom Stewart is a good idea.

 

[PieLebo87]

When was the last time the Pies didn't kick a goal in the first half?

2005. Against Geelong was 1898. We’re breaking records!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

This is why we need a relegation system . Clubs that mismanage their list like this shouldn't be in the top tier.
Have a 12 team 1st division league and 8 team second division league.
Bottom two 1st division teams get relegated, top two 2nd division go up.

 

[PieLebo87]

This is the most embarrassing iteration of Collingwood I’ve ever seen; on and off the field.

I reckon it’s so bad that even Richmond supporters on BF would be cringing before trolling

 

[NonPhixion]

Don’t rate Magden as a spearhead ?

I've had a bigger impact on this game from my couch

 

[PieLebo87]

Not sure Magden on Tom Stewart is a good idea.

Tell Buckley that.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Goalless first half for Collingwood. Against a side missing four of its first choice midfielders.

It’s quite extraordinary, you could almost say 5 because Blicavs plays as a running ruckman basically....

 

[aCunningPlan]

If the Cats can really get their act together and get a 100 point win here I can't see Bucks surviving with what they have served up so far.