Banter RDT 165 - A Remorseless Eating Machine kthnx xoxoxo

[squashface]

What did these poor sands do to make them so gutless

 

[Godfather32]

What did these poor sands do to make them so gutless

Be really old

 

[RookiePick]

While we're talking grass I'd like to point out that Sir Walter is just about the best executed scam of recent times.

Soft buffalo? It's still highly irritating, it just doesn't literally cut you to bits like the old variety.

Anyone got a zoyzia or something else that can comment on itchiness factor?

Cooch seems the best on that front but it is such a basket case on pretty much every other facet, which rules it out.

 

[squashface]

gutless sands
cowardly soils
spineless silt
wimpish gravel

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Wait till you get into the joys of pressure cleaning your driveway!

Already across it, a joy. Went for drinks tonight and the first topic of conversation was lawn (I didn’t instigate). What a time to be alive.

 

[Bestbird]

What an F1 race.

 

[happy_eagle]

What an F1 race.

Not sure if F1 or WWE

The race directors manufactured that result for Max. All normal logic suggests they should have either finished under Safety Car (anti-climactic) or let all the back markers past (also anti-climactic)

They seemingly made up their own rules to get a last lap battle.

 

[KERRPOW]

What kind of dog?

Aussie bulldog. He will be 7yo in jan.

Both the kids love him. Hes very gentle with them, but the only flaw is he will snatch food off them.

The best guard dog also.

 

[KERRPOW]

Cooch seems the best on that front but it is such a basket case on pretty much every other facet, which rules it out.

Our old lawn was cooch but it was virtually DED. I then put in buffallo (not sure what variety) and fixed the retic. Unfortunately the landscaper didnt dig up the cooch from the garden bed and its a farking nighmate ripping it up every few months.

I also skipped edging the grass against the garden bwd and back fence that it became a hedge.

Didn't realise the buffallo grass turns really viney if you dont mow it.

 

[ep2018]

Would rather watch grass grow (lol) than the F1. Honestly dont understand the hype.

 

[Bestbird]

Not sure if F1 or WWE

The race directors manufactured that result for Max. All normal logic suggests they should have either finished under Safety Car (anti-climactic) or let all the back markers past (also anti-climactic)

They seemingly made up their own rules to get a last lap battle.

Red Bull were asking why the back markers weren't being cleared on the previous lap from my recollecting so who knows.

Was a titanic tussle between two great drivers and teams With plenty of controversies all season

 

[Truckosaurus]

"Australian at centre of F1 storm!"

Never change, Australian press.

 

[Dark Sharks]

"Australian spectator in the crowd, at centre of F1 storm!"

 

[DanWCE]

High pressure cleaning your paving/concrete is like colouring in for adults. Highly addictive and therapeutic.

 

[Bender_]

You won't have to clean your driveway as much if you take your wheels off your car before parking it. Leave a spare set of clean tyres just at the edge of your driveway where you enter to put on specifically for use only on the driveway and switch them back before heading out. Will save you a heap of time and water and keep your driveway cleaner for longer.

 

[Truckosaurus]

New business idea: doormats for car wheels. Put them at the bottom of your driveway to wipe the wheels as you drive over them.

 

[Truckosaurus]

My dad once bought a wet-dry vacuum with the plan to use it on the patio because the box didn't specifically say "for indoor use only". All the photos were use on carpet and you'd think it was obvious and didn't need stating but that didn't stop him.

I have no idea how my parents marriage has lasted.

 

[Ochre]

Already across it, a joy. Went for drinks tonight and the first topic of conversation was lawn (I didn’t instigate). What a time to be alive.

Glad I was late then

 

[Bender_]

My dad once bought a wet-dry vacuum with the plan to use it on the patio because the box didn't specifically say "for indoor use only". All the photos were use on carpet and you'd think it was obvious and didn't need stating but that didn't stop him.

I have no idea how my parents marriage has lasted.

Sounds like a logical bloke to me.

 

[Chris_6678]

Would rather watch grass grow (lol) than the F1. Honestly dont understand the hype.

Haha same! I seriously do not get the appeal for it.

 

[kane249]

Would rather watch grass grow (lol) than the F1. Honestly dont understand the hype.

I'd extend that to nearly all motor sports, Nascar in particular I don't get the appeal of

"Oh look he's going to make a left turn! And another left turn!..."

 

[squashface]

I'd extend that to nearly all motor sports, Nascar in particular I don't get the appeal of

"Oh look he's going to make a left turn! And another left turn!..."

Anything to do with cars that doesn't involve getting me from A to B just makes me want to black out tbh.

 

[Dazzler9]

It's not far behind horse racing for mine.

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[WCE_phil]

I just don't get the point of horse or dog racing at all.

 

[FKASC]

Anything to do with cars that doesn't involve getting me from A to B just makes me want to blackout tbh.

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