Win Prizes Season 2022 Game Previews

[Tonga Bob]

Welcome back everyone.

So I finally found my To Do list from a while ago, and written in red between "Mow the back yard" and "Get your act together" is "Wrap up the Game Preview thread" which I must have overlooked. Boy is there egg on my face!

We ended up having ten game previews this season, all of which were awesome! A huge thank you to everyone who put the time and effort in to provide a piece of art which absolutely enhances the experience of many people on this board!!!

And now we get to the pointy end of the thread - the voting for your favourite game preview. As is tradition, the game previews up that progress to the final vote are selected based on the number of reacts that they receive. Usually it's the OP but in a couple of instances such great effort was given that the preview extended over multiple posts so cumulative reacts were tallied.

Without further ado, here are the five finalists:

dockerfemme - Round 1 vs Adelaide

Preview - Adelaide vs Fremantle Sunday 20th March 1:10 pm Adelaide Oval

Adelaide vs Fremantle Sunday 20th March 2022 Adelaide Oval 1:10pm I understand from Tonga Bob there are a number of new awards for previews this year. Let me tell you I am feeling quietly confident. The awards where I think I am a strong chance are: 2022 Best preview of an away game in...

www.bigfooty.com

vidwhal - Round 2 vs St Kilda

Preview - St. Kilda @ Home…and in MY home!! :-(

Welcome to the battle between the ‘Aints and Winners (only by a point but it still counts!) The annual battle of wills both on and off the ground. What do i mean by that? Well, did you eva meet, fall in love and marry with someone with some big skeletons in their closet?? And then discover...

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Piggy Smalls - Round 6 vs Carlton

Unofficial Preview - DUST OFF YOUR BANDWAGONS The Round 6 Pre-game Show - with Piggy Smalls and David King

 Hello there Big Footy faithful and welcome to Optus Stadium for this mouth-watering top 8 clash between two teams on the rise in season 2022. Today sees the much improved and red-hot Fremantle Dockers taking on one of the other early season surprise packets, Michael Voss’ Carlton Blues. With...

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Gekko71 - Round 14 vs the bye

Preview - Young Frankenforward (...yes, this stupid thing is still going!)

Hello and welcome. This thread started as a game preview for Fremantle's round 14 game in 2022, but has since morphed into it's current form: an ongoing, serialised and highly satirical piss-take on everything AFL, written for an adult audience. Nothing in this thread should be taken seriously...

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Falconista - Round 16 vs Port Adelaide

Preview - AFLM Round 16: Fremantle and Port Adelaide in Beyond the Wharf.

*please read the following italicised text in movie trailer guy voice [PS: check this vid if you’re unsure or if you want to put a face to the voice] Led by Coke Zero drinking evil mastermind Ken, the opposition group Port hijacks two wins from an unsuspecting Gold Coast and Sydney and...

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It's now over to you Freo faithful - please take the time to have another look at each of the five game previews, figure out which one you like the most and vote in the poll at the top of this thread. I'll keep the poll open until around the time of draft at the end of this month (which also coincides with the Victorian state election) to give as many people as possible the chance to cast their vote.

I'd very much like to encourage you to participate in the vote so that you can show your appreciation for the people who put the effort in to create the game previews. Plus as also is tradition, the mods will put on a sausage sizzle for everyone who votes.

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Watch out for hungry hungry Snuffaluphagus though, he'll eat anything. Poor old Van_Dyke got his hand in the way and got a finger bitten clean off!

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Now get your arses to the polling booth!

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Good afternoon purple punters,

It is with equal parts delight and trepidation that that I share with you the return of one of the highlights of each season on the Fremantle board - the Game Previews!

For those who came in late, game previews have been a mainstay on the Freo board since 2017 when Righteo gave the board our first taste of Champagne Previewing. And in four of the intervening seasons many of us have saluted in the most creative of ways. From the poetic melt of Arcassius in 2017, to the * magpie noises * of 2018, the audio-visual Mayne course provided by Chef TheInjuryFactory in 2019 and the frothy inspiration provided by Square Peg last season, the Freo faithful have collectively given great effort in the pursuit of providing the board with knowledge, wit, creativity and half-arsed prophecy.

And now it's your turn.

If you think that you have what it takes to provide your fellow Freo fans with a preview for one of this season's games, or if you've done the needful in the past and thought to yourself "I'm ready to serve my community once again", then now's the time to put your hand up and claim a slice of the 2022 AFL season as your very own to preview.

The criteria for previewing remain the same:

• Reply to this thread to sign up for any match you'd like to preview in the upcoming season. First in, best dressed, so if you want a specific match try and get in early, and I will update the below fixture accordingly;
• There is no criteria to sign up apart from being a Freo board poster, you don't have to have been a poster for a long time or have made a lot of posts, but just make sure you're in a position to write one when it's your week. If you can't do it when the time comes, let me know and I'll probably sort out a suitable punishment and/or replacement;
• Have fun with the preview. Make it interesting, it doesn't have to be written under a certain guideline or include x,y,z- write it the way you want, use pictures, videos, whatever. A good dose of humour never hurts either;
• This is a competition, so previews judged the best by your peers (most liked, how else do you quantify "best" on the internet??) will join Arcassius TheInjuryFactory Square Peg and yours truly as official Fremantle Posters of the Year, and will receive a shiny badge that looks like this:
  
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Here's the fixture list for 2022 as it currently stands. If fixtures change due to pandemics, environmental crises, world wars or general apathy, we'll do whatever shuffling is required.

Round 1 vs Adelaide @ away dockerfemme

Round 2 vs St Kilda @ home vidwhal

Round 3 vs WCE @ away mattis117

Round 4 vs GWS @ home DragoDelph

Round 5 vs Essendon @ away Freomaniac

Round 6 vs Carlton @ home Piggy Smalls

Round 7 vs Geelong @ away

Round 8 vs North Melbourne @ home Snuffaluphagus

Round 9 vs Gold Coast @ away Bastyy

Round 10 vs Collingwood @ home Van_Dyke

Round 11 vs Melbourne @ away

Round 12 vs Brisbane @ home

Round 13 vs Hawthorn @ home

Round 14 vs bye Gekko71

Round 15 vs Carlton @ away Purple_Turtle

Round 16 vs Port Adelaide @ home Falconista

Round 17 vs St Kilda @ away

Round 18 vs Sydney @ home

Round 19 vs Richmond @ away

Round 20 vs Melbourne @ home

Round 21 vs Western Bulldogs @ away Square Peg

Round 22 vs WCE @ home

Round 23 vs GWS @ away

Mt Postmore may look full at the moment, but by the time the season is over I will have chiselled the sh*t out of the thing to make room for another bust to join the landmark.

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Could that bust belong to you? There's only one way to find out - get the creative juices flowing, let the juices pour into a preview, run your finished preview up the flagpole and see how many of your fellow Freo fans stand to attention.

For those about to preview, I salute you!

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[Square Peg]

Striking the first blow and aming to be the first back to back premier and really piss off TheInjuryFactory who should already have three trophies by now with his talent

The doggies round 21 please Tonga Bob

 

[Bastyy]

Round 9 vs Gold Coast please and thankyou

 

[dockerfemme]

I’m in. Just assign me something.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’m in. Just assign me something.

Round 1 too soon for you?

 

[dockerfemme]

Round 1 too soon for you?

I‘ll take it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I‘ll take it.

You're a star! Thank you!!

 

[mattis117]

Round 3 for me. Been a few years since I've done a preview, used to write them before we did this register for the whole season.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Striking the first blow and aming to be the first back to back premier and really piss off TheInjuryFactory who should already have three trophies by now with his talent

The doggies round 21 please Tonga Bob

Thank you kind sir.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thank you kind sir.

Sounded to me like Square Peg was throwing down the gauntlet

 

[Square Peg]

Sounded to me like Square Peg was throwing down the gauntlet

Yeah come at me

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sounded to me like Square Peg was throwing down the gauntlet

Yeah come at me

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Round 6 Carlton please Bob!

 

[Purple_Turtle]

I'll do Round 15 vs Carlton

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Hey all,

Quick call out to the game previewers from 2021 - if you're up for going around again and writing a game preview for this season then please shout out. Plenty still available, even the bye (stares in Gekko71 rn).

Happy Friday,

Bob.

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[DragoDelph]

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DenieD Yeti Megalon Snuffaluphagus WAnchor Gekko71 BarbieITFC cardamon DragoDelph ​

Hey all,

Quick call out to the game previewers from 2021 - if you're up for going around again and writing a game preview for this season then please shout out. Plenty still available, even the bye (stares in Gekko71 rn).

Happy Friday,

Bob.

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How dare you notice my lurking while I wait to see what's left....

 

[BarbieITFC]

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DenieD Yeti Megalon Snuffaluphagus WAnchor Gekko71 BarbieITFC cardamon DragoDelph ​

Hey all,

Quick call out to the game previewers from 2021 - if you're up for going around again and writing a game preview for this season then please shout out. Plenty still available, even the bye (stares in Gekko71 rn).

Happy Friday,

Bob.

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It took me almost three seasons to come up with my last idea for a preview…I’ll have a think and see if can find some inspiration.

 

[vidwhal]

Rd 2 puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeze

 

[Gekko71]

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DenieD Yeti Megalon Snuffaluphagus WAnchor Gekko71 BarbieITFC cardamon DragoDelph ​

Hey all,

Quick call out to the game previewers from 2021 - if you're up for going around again and writing a game preview for this season then please shout out. Plenty still available, even the bye (stares in Gekko71 rn).

Happy Friday,

Bob.

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Bugger it, why the hell not?

Put me down for the bye again. It'll either give me a chance to finish "The Waiting" or else come up with something entirely new...

...or if you're very lucky, maybe even both.

 

[mattis117]

When's the review dropping vidwhal

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Hit me up with round 8 Tonga Bob

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Tonga Bob, anyone in a SFA league and not doing a preview should be ashamed of themselves. I vote we just assign Van_Dyke, TheInjuryFactory and serial_thrilla a week regardless of whether they want it or not

 

[DragoDelph]

Tonga Bob, anyone in a SFA league and not doing a preview should be ashamed of themselves. I vote we just assign Van_Dyke, TheInjuryFactory and serial_thrilla a week regardless of whether they want it or not

Glad I missed out.

(Seriously though bob, first game that comes up that is missing an owner the week of, I’ll tackle)

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Glad I missed out.

(Seriously though bob, first game that comes up that is missing an owner the week of, I’ll tackle)

 

[Van_Dyke]

Tonga Bob, anyone in a SFA league and not doing a preview should be ashamed of themselves. I vote we just assign Van_Dyke, TheInjuryFactory and serial_thrilla a week regardless of whether they want it or not

Hit me up with round 8 Tonga Bob

ffs i was wanting to claim round 8. I'll take round 10 Tonga Bob, I'll back my abilities to follow up whatever Bastyy can muster