Official Match Thread S33 First Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Mobbs]

Ooh SpaceX got a FONSI!

 

[philreich]

 

[Hatchy1992]

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I'm not sure whether to lol at that, or love react at that!

 

[3KZ is Football]

I have done a quick analysis of this game and the chances of the Roys losing are
♾ - 1 to 1

 

[Chief]

 

[Wosh]

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You didn’t tag zackah

 

[Wosh]

Looks like Chief has started his Mad Monday

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Really? It feel like that Tarkyn_24 mentions it all the time!!

He has fond memories of if, clearly.

 

[Ljp86]

The one thing I can agree with Wosh on is that carrot cake is pretty lit.

Don't @ me Zevon!!

Agree that carrot cake is pretty good.

 

[Ljp86]

So....carrot on pizza? Yay or nay.

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[Ljp86]

That is just a pizza base someone vomited on

Someone may have had a bit too much to drink at Crocodile Drunkee's I reckon.

 

[T2B_]

Someone may have had a bit too much to drink at Crocodile Drunkee's I reckon.

Which is most nights.

 

[Zevon]

Triple threat up forward, best rover and ruck rover in the league, not to mention our elite centre who loves a goal in @DragoDelph, a back pocket who can literally make you disappear from BF existence.... need I go on.

And you didn't even get to mention our 1000 hitout ruck, and winger with the most disposals in the history of Sweet!

Goodness, how embarrassing would it be if you lost to a team whose captain starts on the bench, whose midfield spends most of the game at the pub, whose full forward doesn’t even show up to training half the time, whose backline cares more about yelling WOSHMOBBSDING than actually defending, and whose spiritual leader has possibly never used a smart phone in his life.

#nopressure

 

[T2B_]

Goodness, how embarrassing would it be if you lost to a team whose captain starts on the bench, whose midfield spends most of the game at the pub, whose full forward doesn’t even show up to training half the time, whose backline cares more about yelling WOSHMOBBSDING than actually defending, and whose spiritual leader has possibly never used a smart phone in his life.

#nopressure

We thrive on pressure my dude

 

[Braklet]

What is the carrot emoticon supposed to mean?
I don’t like carrots. Sweet vegetables don’t do it for me.

I like 'em raw, hate 'em cooked. Sweet and mushy == nasty.

 

[Braklet]

Getting my new 12 inch.... woops, sorry can't divulge that one!

 

[Braklet]

Getting my teeth buggerised about with tomorrow!

I just got a brand new synthetic molar last week.

Need to wait & see what the insurance benefit pays out, then I have a molar on the other side ready for the old scrimshaw treatment.

 

[Braklet]

Sugar free coffee is the best option

I like my coffee as I like my women:

Hot
Black
Strong

 

[Braklet]

Yeah looks like that but that seems to be a mobile format and mine comes in desktop format for obvious reasons.
I've just never once seen one of those internal advertisements that I've given a * about so I'd rather not see them!

Careful, Chief gets testy when you start messing with his ad revenue.

 

[Braklet]

I will write an entire xenforo clone in QBasic and send it to you and then you can just that!
How's everybody with no having a functioning mouse anymore? And max 80 characters across screen left to right?
Guys? Guys .... ?

I probably still have a copy of P-System Pascal on 5.25" floppy if you want...

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Bam. Flyby

 

[Braklet]

I'm gonna eat some gnocchi. To this day I've still never found out what its made of. Thought it was pasta, then sometimes I hear hints that it has potatoes.

Both, actually. Gnocchi has varying ingredients and regional variations. Potato is a common one, mixed in with semolina.

 

[DragoDelph]

It may just be that it’s super late and my brain has shut off, but I’m stuck…

 

[Braklet]

It may just be that it’s super late and my brain has shut off, but I’m stuck…

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Sneaky, sneaky!

EDIT: deleted my link, too obvious. Rhymes with "Dick Hole."

 

[Braklet]

I found some footage of one of the younger Roys having a musical interlude...