Banter RDT CLXXXII - Searching for stars in a thunderstorm

[THE A5]

Mate, I've told you a million times, that thing on your inner left thigh is just a mole, it's identifiable from a couple of streets away.

Nah this time I was just I was trying to figure out what the voices inside head meant but all the result point to me being someone called Randy Orton

 

[Truckosaurus]

Mate, I've told you a million times, that thing on your inner left thigh is just a mole, it's identifiable from a couple of streets away.

Turns out it was a gummy bear.

 

[Godfather32]

Turns out it was a gummy bear.

 

[Biggie]

Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself

See you on the other side people.

 

[Godfather32]

Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself

See you on the other side people.

Good luck mate, hope she goes well

 

[Godfather32]

THE A5 I found a new sport for you to take up

 

[Bender_]

THE A5 I found a new sport for you to take up

Oh yeah my Mrs showed this to me the other night. Very 'interesting' (said like a psychiatrist would say it).

 

[Keys]

Get Up!

It’s Grand Final Day

Really nervous. Another U18 undefeated season, all coming down to this one game. Sths have added a few girls that have tasted WAFLW experience and have a couple really good players as well.

We’ve been playing as team all year however and I think that will see us persevere today.

Very much hoping for this win.

Live on Streamer at 12.10pm. I’ve got a soft spot for #14 myself

See you on the other side people.

Absolute scenes



Had to come from behind

A certain No.14 one of the best on ground

Congrats to your girl Biggie

 

[Biggie]

Just got back from partying

She’s still out there

She was dumped in 2021 and this year she earned her ****ing flag

So proud.

 

[Quinz]

Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...

 

[Chump Change]

Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...

She wants to rub it in a make you jealous. She thinks you GAF. She wants you to come by yourself (as single, har har har).

You only have two options:

"Cheers. Soz, going ten pin bowling that night. If we win, we'll jump up the ladder from 8th to 7th".

or

Hire a high end escort and have her pretend she's your GF. She sort has to be 30% better looking than your ex. And then have her wear a white dress.

 

[Godfather32]

Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...

Is this one of the letters? Or pre-dates that?

 

[Quinz]

Is this one of the letters? Or pre-dates that?

This is B

 

[Godfather32]

This is B

How long ago was that? She moves quick

 

[Mr Eagle]

Ok so my ex who I haven’t spoken to in over a year sent me a message wanting my address to send me an invite to her wedding...

Tell her you've made some serious life choices lately, and ask her to first confirm that there will be a kosher vegan gluten-free menu available.

 

[Bender_]

She wants to rub it in a make you jealous. She thinks you GAF. She wants you to come by yourself (as single, har har har).

You only have two options:

"Cheers. Soz, going ten pin bowling that night. If we win, we'll jump up the ladder from 8th to 7th".

or

Hire a high end escort and have her pretend she's your GF. She sort has to be 30% better looking than your ex. And then have her wear a white dress.

Nah you've forgotten the 3rd:

Go and get absolutely loaded, fart really loudly during the couple's speech and then make a pass at the bride's mum.

Win

 

[Quinz]

How long ago was that? She moves quick

Well we broke up probably 2 years ago? She's been seeing this guy for maybe a year if I had to guess, maybe slightly longer

 

[Godfather32]

Well we broke up probably 2 years ago? She's been seeing this guy for maybe a year if I had to guess, maybe slightly longer

Yeah...right, that definitely seems quick

 

[squashface]

Yeah...right, that definitely seems quick

Time flies when you’re having fun (shitposting)

 

[Chump Change]

Well we broke up probably 2 years ago? She's been seeing this guy for maybe a year if I had to guess, maybe slightly longer

Let me guess, her body clock is ticking and she's sort of backed into a corner and has to marry this guy. Otherwise she has to go back to the start line. I bet she no longer has 3 years to see if someone is "right" to have kids with. Got to take a punt after 12 months.

 

[Truckosaurus]

My friend's brother married the one he happened to be with when he was ready to have kids. For the sake of the kids' aunt and uncle I hope they didn't inherit their mother's crazy.

 

[THE A5]

whats A up to? Maybe she’s keen to get sloshed and ruin someone’s wedding

 

[Mr Eagle]

I wonder if the groom was part of someone else's alphabet. Maybe you could hook up with her and "compare letters".

 

[kane249]

Nah you've forgotten the 3rd:

Go and get absolutely loaded, fart really loudly during the couple's speech and then make a pass at the bride's mum.

Win

"And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother "

 

[Quinz]

I shouldn't go to the wedding right? I don't really want to, should I say so now or just RSVP that I can't go?

I was at a wedding once when the bride whispered "this could have been us" in my ear when I went to congratulate her. That was weird