FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

So rubbish ill say it twice

 

[Shell]

Say that again?

BFs fault not mine

 

[Shell]

Lol at Trumps mugshot


Pissed much?

 

[HomerThompson]

Lol at Trumps mugshot


Pissed much?

Trying to look defiant, comes off pissy.
The height & weight stats they released are.... complete bulltish.

 

[Shell]

Hair stats also bullshit

 

[HomerThompson]

Hair stats also bullshit

interesting what gets past the swear filter

 

[Shell]

I Cannot believe all the deluded dropkicks that support him. That country is ****ed

 

[Shell]

Biden not that much better tho he's a few steps away from the grave..

Cant they get someone young and good looking into the WH for once.

 

[HomerThompson]

I Cannot believe all the deluded dropkicks that support him. That country is ****ed

Yarp

 

[HomerThompson]

Biden not that much better tho he's a few steps away from the grave..

Cant they get someone young and good looking into the WH for once.

Gavin Newsome?
Ryan Reynolds?

 

[HomerThompson]

The guitar-playing hillbilly from Deliverance would still be an improvement

 

[Shell]

Gavin Newsome?
Ryan Reynolds?

Ryan would make a fantastic president.

His bff Hugh Jackman could be vice

 

[HomerThompson]

Ryan would make a fantastic president.

His bff Hugh Jackman could be vice

He'd have a lively first lady too

 

[Shell]

Surely theres a Kennedy still alive that could come up...

 

[HomerThompson]

Surely theres a Kennedy still alive that could come up...

Caronline's over here as ambassador. Her cousin is a complete Richard Cranium.

Edit: bloody Kennedy family tree

 

[HomerThompson]

Matt Kennedy from Carlton seems like a nice fella.

 

[HomerThompson]

Can we ship off Hayden Kennedy before the finals start?

 

[Shell]

I wonder how different history would have been if none of them got shot or fell out of the sky...

 

[HomerThompson]

Wasn't there a Jacqui Kennedy in Neighbours? Where's C1 when you need him?

 

[Shell]

Can we ship off Hayden Kennedy before the finals start?

Is he bad for Carlton

 

[Shell]

Wasn't there a Jacqui Kennedy in Neighbours? Where's C1 when you need him?

C1 hates Neighbors hes all Home and Away

 

[HomerThompson]

Is he bad for Carlton

Bad for football.

 

[HomerThompson]

I'd like to see people put McBain down as a write-in candidate.

 

[Shell]

In all honesty i wish someone would hide out in a book depository and take out Trump. Sick of his fuxking head, would do the whole world a favour

 

[HomerThompson]

In all honesty i wish someone would hide out in a book depository and take out Trump. Sick of his fuxking head, would do the whole world a favour

Weird place to go on a date, especially with him.