FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Well that's ok then.

 

[74561347]

I have a dream of a future where every person has a roof over their head, enough food to eat, a good education and plentiful high quality pornography on demand

 

[74561347]

I could be elected

 

[Shell]

U got my vote

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Thoughts on this, vice principal said to an Indigenous kid "Oh but you wouldn't have Internet at home, would you?"

I hate political correctness but I think it's racism, like you are black so you wouldn't even have running water.

Woman is supposed to be an absolute bitch in general too so give a lot less wiggle room.

Reminds me of the redneck scene from Harold & Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay.

 

[Shell]

KISS are doing pre-game.

Never been so happy Geelong won't be in it.

 

[74561347]

Happy national second hand wardrobe day!
Go get some nice new clothes.

Now youre looking good, go out and enjoy National whisky sour day!

Now you're looking good and a little drunk, find a nice someone at the bar and take them out to enjoy National banana split day!

And when you inevitably f**k it all up with the nice someone, you can finish by celebrating kiss and make up day

 

[Shell]

I am eating a bacon and egg sandwich.

It's really good.

 

[Shell]

Bond, James Bond's birthday today.

 

[Shell]

The luckiest woman on the face of planet earth- Blake Lively

 

[Shell]

Achy Breaky Heart singer turns 61

 

[Shell]

Jesus, completely forgot Sean Connery is dead.

 

[Shell]

Gene Simmons is 73.

 

[Shell]

And Claudia Schiffer 52

 

[74561347]

Gene Simmons is 73.

Surely he's a walking STD at this point

 

[Shell]

Surely he's a walking STD at this point

His tongue would be disgusting at the very least

 

[Shell]

GF pre-game will be such a bore. They will do the same old same old 3 songs.


They dont seem like the kind of band to do a cover either ala You're The Voice Robbie Williams did last year.

 

[74561347]

I think they don't keel over and die or 'have an incident' with a young female fan we can call it a win

 

[Shell]

It's funny cause it's true.

 

[74561347]

Why does friday drag so much

It blows

 

[Shell]

On a day like this too its like

 

[Shell]

We should have all Ferris Bueller'd today..

 

[Shell]

I need to do a re-count of how many more sick days I got without a cert. It's either 1 or 2.

 

[74561347]

We should have all Ferris Bueller'd today..

Only 3 more hours to kill though is not so bad

 

[Shell]

Yeah I feel sad for ppl in real jobs who work until 5/6pm