Backfire Shite Boltons to Failmantle: I won’t try

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not even 2025 yet and the Purple’s newest recruit has already announced he doesn’t care:


"I don't want to put too much pressure on myself, I just want to connect with my teammates and play good football," Bolton said. “I just want to enjoy my football at home and have some fun."

Family was the strongest reason Bolton gravitated towards a trade to his home state


Enjoy your ECO recruit, Failmantle. Should fit right in Nice waste of two first round picks



^Shite pictured on his way to the bank to collect his salary after having fun and spending time with his family at home

 

[AvantGardener]

Freo would have already known this though wouldnt they, if they watched him the past 2 years?

 

[AvantGardener]

Hogan, McCarthy, Hill, Wilson, Conca, Lobb, Aish, Bennell, Sylvia. They never learn poor Freo

 

[V23]

Hogan, McCarthy, Hill, Wilson, Conca, Lobb, Aish, Bennell, Sylvia. They never learn poor Freo

At least they’re not still paying two players that don’t play for them anymore, like OP’s rabble.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

But but Collingwood…

Getting rid of Treloar and Grundy enabled us to win a flag, flog. Something you haven’t done for 30 years

 

[V23]

But but Collingwood…

Getting rid of Treloar and Grundy enabled us to win a flag, flog. Something you haven’t done for 30 years

Nice melt

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Purple. Lol.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice melt

I can always tell when I get the better of you because you wheel out your trusted “nice melt” to deflect.

It’s a compliment, really.

 

[V23]

I can always tell when I get the better of you because you wheel out your trusted “nice melt” to deflect.

It’s a compliment, really.

I always knew I was living in your head #rentfree and this just confirms it.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sure, Jan

 

[Chronz]

The shockers love losing at the trade table. Last year was bad enough with letting go of Schultz for so cheap, now they pissed away a good chunk of cap space and picks for Bolton's 'easy does it' retirement plan.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He can't even kick goals from 5 meters out, enjoy your potato failmantle. Sorry no refunds.

 

[RichmondEshays]

I hear marlion Pickett is joining him at freo

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Isn't he in jail?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Purple Suit]

We should save time and just backfire this thread now. The boring way would to wait till he kicks more goals than Lachie Shultz in 2025.

 

[AvantGardener]

We should save time and just backfire this thread now. The boring way would to wait till he kicks more goals than Lachie Shultz in 2025.

Thats a bloody low bar

 

[Purple Suit]

Thats a bloody low bar

It’s logical though since we traded Lachie Shultz & a couple of 2nd’s for Bolton. Hence why the OP has his nickers in a twist.

Imagine passing on Bolton to get Lachie Shultz.

 

[Pistol Night]

Thats a bloody low bar

He would of been the leading goalkicker for a small forward at your shithole last year if you exclude the little garden gnome you shipped off to West Coast. Not bad for our 3rd best small forward

 

[Coach_Required]

Not sure why the hate.

I'm really going to miss him rustling Carlton fans jimmies



2 time premiership player and all.

 

[AvantGardener]

He would of been the leading goalkicker for a small forward at your shithole last year if you exclude the little garden gnome you shipped off to West Coast. Not bad for our 3rd best small forward

Owies would have won your goalkicking fullstop

Our 9th best forward, that we delisted, would have won your goalkicking

Let that sink in

 

[Pistol Night]

Owies would have won your goalkicking fullstop

Our 9th best forward, that we delisted, would have won your goalkicking

Let that sink in

8 guys kicked more goals and you're still too shit to beat us. What the **** is going on down there?

 

[AvantGardener]

8 guys kicked more goals

Is that what I said? Typical Collingwood education

 

[Pistol Night]

Is that what I said? Typical Collingwood education

Honesty champ I couldn’t be ****ed even reading what you wrote really. Fill in the gaps that I got wrong because if I’m a dumber campaigner than you I’m in trouble

 

[AvantGardener]

Honesty champ I couldn’t be ****ed even reading what you wrote really. Fill in the gaps that I got wrong because if I’m a dumber campaigner than you I’m in trouble

I said he was our 9th best forward, not our 9th leading goalkicker.