Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition

[jmac70]

Wait what?

He was our best against GWS and got 27

Had 20 last week and was pretty reliable. He's no superstar or anything but he's just that solid, reliable workhorse type. I like him a lot

Expensive workhorse

 

[sr36]

Wait what?

He was our best against GWS and got 27

Had 20 last week and was pretty reliable. He's no superstar or anything but he's just that solid, reliable workhorse type. I like him a lot

FFS! Stay on topic.

 

[jmac70]

FFS! Stay on topic.

The mods should give me the right to issue cards in this thread.

 

[noideaatall]

I didnt realise that you were circumsised when i saw you without your pants on from my front window but my eyes dont pick up small things like they used to. On reflection, I shouldnt have been surprised when you reported me. I'm just grateful that you didnt take possession of my home or have me bombed.

Hmmm. How long have you experienced these feelings of persecution from body modifiers? You know you are safe here Mr FS. Just a smidgeon of stalking, bombing would be a last resort.

Wait what?

He was our best against GWS and got 27

Had 20 last week and was pretty reliable. He's no superstar or anything but he's just that solid, reliable workhorse type. I like him a lot

I think you are lost. That costume demonstrated how little commitment you have to the purpose of this thread. Do we have warnings? I think you should get a truckload of them. Unless of course I have missed your meaning and by workhorse you are suggesting said player is perfect for the ultimate flogging?

 

[noideaatall]

The mods should give me the right to issue cards in this thread.

They are a bunch of feather dusters. Cousin of says it all really. Gunna be cousin of 2025's inaugral JB Memorial Award winner. Whole lot of shame there.

 

[sr36]

Unless of course I have missed your meaning and by workhorse you are suggesting said player is perfect for the ultimate flogging?

Can't be that. We banned euphemisms in here ages ago. We say it how it is

workhorse? we say spud

Utility? Squib who can't play any position well.

Role player? Complete and utter dud

 

[Markfs]

The club has hired chris mayne to assist schultz with coming to terms with being paid to play football under false pretences...

Wait what?

He was our best against GWS and got 27

Had 20 last week and was pretty reliable. He's no superstar or anything but he's just that solid, reliable workhorse type. I like him a lot

you've dropped your standards....do we deserve anything less than superstar?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

The club has hired chris mayne to assist schultz with coming to terms with being paid to play football under false pretences...


you've dropped your standards....do we deserve anything less than superstar?

 

[Markfs]

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interesting post....i feel uncomfortable and threatened. I'll need to tell this to my whatsapp group and I'll get back to you

 

[jmac70]

McStay = McSpray

 

[Markfs]

I missed the start of the game. I bet darcy moore put on a great performance in the pre-match pep talk.....

 

[sr36]

McStay = McSpray

Schultz is throwing away a great opportunity to go back to back.

 

[jmac70]

Schultz is throwing away a great opportunity to go back to back.

No votes for Shooter this week.
McSpray has the three. It’s been some time since we’ve seen a more incompetent forward performance

 

[stormskye]

don’t get me started on the MMM’s. Checkers plays one game and has to reset his pacemaker, Mcshit can’t hit a barn door, and that stkilda bloke I forget his name

 

[sr36]

don’t get me started on the MMM’s. Checkers plays one game and has to reset his pacemaker, Mcshit can’t hit a barn door, and that stkilda bloke I forget his name

Wait a minute? Did Membrey play?

Did our tall forwards just get massacred by Rory ****ing Lobb and not just any old version of him - a moronic blue haired version was too good for our forwards ...

 

[Markfs]

Membrane thought the game was at colonial...or is it ettihad or is it DC comics stadium...whatever. The one with the roof and the coventry end. It seems that ross phoned him this week and offered him a position putting out the witches hats for the warm-up. This is the problem with getting in hired guns...one decent game and they pack up and leave. There's any number of louts living around vic park who would bleed black and white in a pie jumper.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

Schultz is disappointing us this year with this good form. He's not following the script.

I think McStay and McCreery must get votes for Round 2 and maybe Membrey.

I am still convinced McCreery was nursing a hangover in the first half. He was more wobbly than McGuane after he had the injection in 1992

 

[Dtennent94]

Excited to draw blood from Houston this week. Looked every bit a disgraceful mercenary who’s gotten his big fat paycheck locked in and logged out mentally.

 

[noideaatall]

Schultz is throwing away a great opportunity to go back to back.

What is it with you mob. A name gets stuck in your head and you just can't move on. Schultz is ineligible, the most useless whipping boy there has ever been.

JB Points:
Ndaicoi for the 3. We have minimum standards. Like 40 possessions a game. If he stopped running balls over the line and actually tried to do something with them woulda been 40+. Not to mention hitouts. Lazy.

Everyone else: 2 The whole bang lot of them score two points for that disappointment. It was the dogs ffs.

The Captain: gets an extra point for being a president. Un-collingwood to support other teams players. Gets points every week until makes a presidential decision to remove Carltons players from association.

 

[manicpie]

I got nothing. The whipping boys have been very disappointing this year

 

[jmac70]

The votes are in:

3 - McSpray (I nearly smashed my TV when he missed shots an auskick kid player could nail)
2 - Cox (shaking hands with Lobb after the game, the guy punched you in the face FFS)
1 - Nick (another quiet game)

 

[Vicky Park]

I got nothing. The whipping boys have been very disappointing this year

Likewise.

Not getting much sustenance for my bile and vitriol this year.

So I’m off to Vic Park today to see the VFL boys collapse in a heap. Might as well introduce some of that lot to this noble thread.

 

[Sea fog]

I read the game thread last night and thought there must be lots of candidates but when we won there seemed to be a bit of regression.

I agree about McSpray.

 

[sr36]

I am still convinced McCreery was nursing a hangover in the first half. He was more wobbly than McGuane after he had the injection in 1992

I'm torn on McCreery. He can't play footy for shit, but at least he tries to hurt people.

 

[jmac70]

I'm torn on McCreery. He can't play footy for shit, but at least he tries to hurt people.

When he’s not falling over.