Who would win? 100 Norf players vs 1 Kane Cornes

[Jazny]

What an embarrassing group of men the "Shinboners" are. "Don't say Sheezy or we will bash you up in the change rooms".

 

[frggr]

No Jack Watts option, pole is invalid

 

[JoinDate]

Lakers in 5

 

[V23]

My money’s on…

 

[Footy Is Good]

Nick Daicos

 

[V23]

Nick Daicos

Please

Can’t even take a contested mark…

 

[Footy Is Good]

Please

Can’t even take a contested mark…

Zero contested marks against. Let that sink in.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Colby McKercher is the worst top 5 draft pick of all time.

#AnotherTassieTurkey

 

[Chronz]

Norf would lose. Convincingly.

 

[V23]

Zero contested marks against. Let that sink in.

Because he’s never in the contest

 

[frggr]

If Kane Cornes is felled in the Norf rooms, and there's nobody around to see it, did he really get snotted?

 

[springvale_mackers]

Like he’d ever go in there and they’d actually fight him? What a ridiculous statement. Old roosy with the early onset dementia.

 

[Plugger35]

This is a poor thread from an ex Norf supporter, I guess they don't have any Tassie players left in their team anymore.

Jazny isn't much better than Kane Cornes who has now turned on Norf since his boyfriend JHF left them to go to Port.

.

 

[Chronz]

This is a poor thread from an ex Norf supporter, I guess they don't have any Tassie players left in their team anymore.

Jazny isn't much better than Kane Cornes who has now turned on Norf since his boyfriend JHF left them to go to Port.

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Ex Norf, Gold Coast, Carlton, Geelong and god knows who else.

 

[Jazny]

Ex Norf, Gold Coast, Carlton, Geelong and god knows who else.

 

[Purple Suit]

Like he’d ever go in there and they’d actually fight him? What a ridiculous statement. Old roosy with the early onset dementia.

Correct, Norf couldn’t fight a grandma for the last carton of eggs at the supermarket.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Please

Can’t even take a contested mark…

And yet he’s won more premierships than your entire club this century

 

[Meteoric Rise]

How the **** has Kane Toad managed to insert his ludicrous head into this story?

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would KO him with one casual swipe.

The Bay has sunk to an old low here.

 

[Jazny]

Colby McKercher is the worst top 5 draft pick of all time.

#AnotherTassieTurkey

Look at all the pathetic mainland players trying to keep up with Sonic! Including a mainlander pick 1 who gave up after two steps

All the Vic Metro and Vic Country players were having flashbacks on Colby tearing them apart to win the Championships for the mighty Allies...

 

[Kabanna]

I must be missing something here. What has Cornes done to Norf that he hasn't done to any other club besides making up bullshit?

I mean the ****wit tried to tell us all that Brisbane wouldn't win a flag with Eric Hipwood

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and Joe Daniher together in the forward line

 

[Jazny]

I must be missing something here. What has Cornes done to Norf that he hasn't done to any other club besides making up bullshit?

Nothing. Norf are particularly sensitive and avoid criticism even more than they avoid contact and contested possessions and like their supporters avoid attending games.

 

[Kabanna]

Nothing. Norf are particularly sensitive and avoid criticism even more than they avoid contact and contested possessions.

Maybe they should try winning some games then! Or at least be competitive!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I must be missing something here. What has Cornes done to Norf that he hasn't done to any other club besides making up bullshit?

I mean the ****wit tried to tell us all that Brisbane wouldn't win a flag with Eric Hipwood and Joe Daniher together in the forward line

I think a lot of them at NMFC took expection to Kornes constantly having a pop at Chairperson Sonja Hood mainly.

I can sort of see their point of view, given she battled and survived breast cancer whilst still running the under siege footy tough

That girl is tough I tells ya, certainly more than fireman Kane anyway.

Flog James Brayshaw is the main reason the club is currently in the shitter IMHO

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

they avoid contact and contested possessions

Sonic to a tee

 

[frggr]

I think a lot of them at NMFC took expection to Kornes constantly having a pop at Chairperson Sonja Hood mainly.

I can sort of see their point of view, given she battled and survived breast cancer whilst still running the under siege footy tough

That girl is tough I tells ya, certainly more than fireman Kane anyway.

Flog James Brayshaw is the main reason the club is currently in the shitter IMHO

Brayshaw is to North as David Koch is to Port