Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition

[gouki88]

Mate, I would support anything at this point in time. The general apathy and lack of enthusiastic whipping is very concerning. I can't remember it ever being this bad since around this time 2023.

We've gone soft. Maybe we need a self-flagellation thread

 

[sr36]

Mate, I would support anything at this point in time. The general apathy and lack of enthusiastic whipping is very concerning. I can't remember it ever being this bad since around this time 2023.

I've started watching our spuds in the VFL just to get in some serious whipping. HDM keeps your whipping arm in fine form.

 

[gouki88]

I've started watching our spuds in the VFL just to get in some serious whipping. HDM keeps your whipping arm in fine form.

Fin Macrae is such a dud he can't even stay fit enough for us to whip him for his VFL form.

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

Ed Allan becoming a star whippee

 

[Dtennent94]

I miss AJ.

 

[noideaatall]

Beating Adelaide by 10 points in Adelaide. Anyone thinking that is a win is probably silly enough to think humans won the emu war. Adelaide is our female dog. The only equivalent relationship I know is me and the wife - the wife being Collingwood, of course. Its a bloody disgrace, can't understand the feather dusting whipping around here.

JB Points: 3 to ndacoi. All we hear is excuses. Ndacoi has his jumper held, umpires won't play obvious frees, he has a hard tag every week, he is young and light in body, our expectations are too high, he plays a lot of gametime and he is injured. Right, well, get over it. I expect 40 touches and one hitout per game. Not good enough. I reckon if we play our cards right we can swop him for Ginni at the end of the year.

2 to whoever subbed lipstick in. When you have lipstick on the bench you keep him there. Shoulda waited until the game started them send him off to Melbourne to pick up some decent water.

I would have given 1 to Schultz for slacking off this match but given his role in exposing umpires and all associated with them are liars I can't.

 

[granniewolf]

If Charlie doesn't get selected today, can Fly be whipped?

 

[gouki88]

If Charlie doesn't get selected today, can Fly be whipped?

He's long overdue for some whipping for his love affair with pretty boy Lipinski

 

[granniewolf]

He's long overdue for some whipping for his love affair with pretty boy Lipinski

Lipinsky is very good looking.

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

i say whip Fly , whip him good!

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

Lipinsky is very good looking.

Zoolander

 

[sr36]

He's long overdue for some whipping for his love affair with pretty boy Lipinski

FFS. The year was going well but it's clearly been irrepairably derailed by Fly's crush on Lippa's country road model looks.

 

[gouki88]

FFS. The year was going well but it's clearly been irrepairably derailed by Fly's crush on Lippa's country road model looks.

Premiership window firmly slammed shut

 

[noideaatall]

Ndacoi makes lipstick look like the scrawny old bullock I named sr36. Jus sayin.

 

[sr36]

Ndacoi makes lipstick look like the scrawny old bullock I named sr36. Jus sayin.

I'm a little bit confused by this. I think I've forgotten what we want from our players - do we want them to look like scrawny old bullocks?

 

[noideaatall]

I'm a little bit confused by this. I think I've forgotten what we want from our players - do we want them to look like scrawny old bullocks?

Science has proven regurgitated water causes confusion. That is why Tasmanians are such clear thinkers.

You mob suggested lipstick gets games due to looks. I doubled down, suggesting ndacoi gets games for the same reason, being so much more better looking than lipstick. In my mind, purified by rainwater, that was pretty obvious.

If we don't beat this rabble by at least ten goals today I am bringing out my gnout.

 

[sr36]

Science has proven regurgitated water causes confusion. That is why Tasmanians are such clear thinkers.

You mob suggested lipstick gets games due to looks. I doubled down, suggesting ndacoi gets games for the same reason, being so much more better looking than lipstick. In my mind, purified by rainwater, that was pretty obvious.

If we don't beat this rabble by at least ten goals today I am bringing out my gnout.

I think you're forgetting that like your bullocks, you've been outback and are drinking from whatever muddy waterhole you can find.

 

[manicpie]

Science has proven regurgitated water causes confusion. That is why Tasmanians are such clear thinkers.

You mob suggested lipstick gets games due to looks. I doubled down, suggesting ndacoi gets games for the same reason, being so much more better looking than lipstick. In my mind, purified by rainwater, that was pretty obvious.

If we don't beat this rabble by at least ten goals today I am bringing out my gnout.

It was the opposite for me. I used to get games based on my hideous looks. My pure unatractivness used to put my opponents off.

 

[nahnah]

No one is allowed to whip the soft slow spud Lipinski, he's all mine

 

[noideaatall]

I think you're forgetting that like your bullocks, you've been outback and are drinking from whatever muddy waterhole you can find.

I have noidea what you are on about. Fake news.

It was the opposite for me. I used to get games based on my hideous looks. My pure unatractivness used to put my opponents off.

Are you retired? We need more players like you. Bring back Mayne or Gayfer.

 

[jmac70]

No one is allowed to whip the soft slow spud Lipinski, he's all mine

He’s in for the night of his life.

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

where's the betting market on WHE anytime one of the following?:
headrub and weird hug using the head of a teammate post goal
arms in the air when someone marks
finger guns after a goal

 

[sr36]

Thread might heat up. We've brought in a cricketer, a bloke who weighs less than an adult leg and a mad Russian.

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

Thread might heat up. We've brought in a cricketer, a bloke who weighs less than an adult leg and a mad Russian.

if Jamie has a quiet one he will get flogged and be told to retire

 

[Sea fog]

Hayes, Allan Cox there is 3 for you.