Official Match Thread Season 39 First Elimination Final: East Side Hawks versus Ophidian Old Boys at The Eyrie

[sausageroll]

Another sausageroll masterclass!

Keep this up and you'll crack the ton by Grand Final day. Has a rookie ever kicked 100 in a season before?

Not sure about the ton, but I've cracked something over the past couple of weeks.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Unsubscribed

 

[thewizardmelon]

Kick it to gab213

Gab didn’t kick 15 goals? Well shit I’ve read the wrong script!

 

[thewizardmelon]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ESH SENIORS Vs OOB SENIORS
ESH               6    3        10   4        18   11       21   18   144    
OOB               5    5        9    8        11   11       15   13   103    
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  OOB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Red mist    0  6  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   30  Pugsley      0  4  5  12 0  0  2  1  0   51
jackenny    0  8  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  Braklet      0  8  3  7  1  0  0  0  0   51
Biggie      0  5  5  5  0  0  2  0  0   34  Dingster     0  6  4  4  2  0  0  0  1   47
Zoops       0  6  1  6  0  0  1  0  0   30  Harvey Man   0  4  2  2  1  0  1  1  1   30
larrikin    0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  Over The P   0  10 6  11 1  1  1  0  0   72
TY24        13 3  1  6  0  0  3  0  0   28  BRAB         0  9  4  8  2  0  2  0  0   57
Loonerty    0  17 7  8  2  1  2  1  0   97  tigerland_   0  3  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   21
boncer34    0  11 5  14 2  2  0  0  1   87  Elton John   0  12 12 12 0  0  2  0  0   90
SM          0  17 4  15 2  1  0  1  1  109  philreich    0  10 3  8  0  1  2  1  1   57
The Majest  0  14 6  12 0  1  0  0  1   86  sabso        0  10 9  5  0  1  1  2  1   78
Itsmyshow   0  10 7  5  1  1  0  1  2   74  Juddgement   0  6  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   36
Tarkyn_24   0  10 9  8  0  0  2  0  1   68  thewizardm   0  8  7  3  0  1  2  3  1   65
Giant Stri  0  4  1  1  1  0  2  3  1   34  Wickzki      0  6  0  2  1  2  1  0  2   27
sausagerol  0  16 0  0  1  1  0  10 6  119  gab213       0  5  0  0  3  0  0  4  1   52
Callums_Gu  0  5  1  1  0  0  0  3  2   40  King Tenz    0  4  0  1  1  0  0  2  2   32
Shermy      5  7  0  3  2  2  0  1  1   49  Tigerturbu   15 14 0  13 5  0  1  1  1  107
Tadpole     0  2  1  6  3  0  0  0  0   33  Irish Blue   0  12 0  10 7  6  0  0  2   92
Scythe94    0  8  0  16 7  5  0  0  1   90  Wacky Tige   0  12 0  5  7  3  0  0  0   77
eth-dog     0  2  2  7  0  0  1  0  0   23  Robertio     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Phenomenal  0  10 0  8  6  4  2  1  1   75  kenneyswar   0  9  4  10 1  0  2  0  0   57

            ESH   OOB
Hitouts   : 18   15
Kicks     : 163  152
Marks     : 54   62
Handballs : 127  121
Tackles   : 27   34
Frees For : 18   15
Frees Ag. : 15   18
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 5    10
Inside50  : 33   20
Goals     : 21   15
Behinds   : 18   13

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.36 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 6 point(s).
3.17 - Behind to Irish BlueBagger (OOB) - ESH by 5 point(s).
3.5 - Goal to thewizardmelon (OOB) - OOB by 1 point(s).
4.19 - Goal to Callums_Guns (ESH) - ESH by 5 point(s).
6.04 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 11 point(s).
6.43 - Goal to Callums_Guns (ESH) - ESH by 17 point(s).
9.06 - Goal to Pugsley (OOB) - ESH by 11 point(s).
9.45 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 17 point(s).
10.4 - Goal to Tigerturbulance (OOB) - ESH by 11 point(s).
11.23 - Behind to gab213 (OOB) - ESH by 10 point(s).
11.44 - Rushed behind to OOB - ESH by 9 point(s).
13.43 - Goal to sabso (OOB) - ESH by 3 point(s).
14.53 - Behind to Scythe94 (ESH) - ESH by 4 point(s).
15.33 - Behind to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 5 point(s).
16.01 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 11 point(s).
21.21 - Behind to SM (ESH) - ESH by 12 point(s).
22.52 - Rushed behind to OOB - ESH by 11 point(s).
23.25 - Behind to King Tenz (OOB) - ESH by 10 point(s).
24.45 - Goal to King Tenz (OOB) - ESH by 4 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.35 - Goal to Callums_Guns (ESH) - ESH by 10 point(s).
5.41 - Behind to sabso (OOB) - ESH by 9 point(s).
6.58 - Goal to King Tenz (OOB) - ESH by 3 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 9 point(s).
9.32 - Goal to Loonerty (ESH) - ESH by 15 point(s).
14.22 - Behind to boncer34 (ESH) - ESH by 16 point(s).
15.43 - Goal to Harvey Manfrenjensenden (OOB) - ESH by 10 point(s).
19.28 - Rushed behind to OOB - ESH by 9 point(s).
19.54 - Behind to Harvey Manfrenjensenden (OOB) - ESH by 8 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to thewizardmelon (OOB) - ESH by 2 point(s).
22.19 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 8 point(s).
24.55 - Goal to philreich (OOB) - ESH by 2 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.45 - Behind to PhenomenalVI (ESH) - ESH by 3 point(s).
2.44 - Behind to Tarkyn_24 (ESH) - ESH by 4 point(s).
3.09 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 10 point(s).
3.31 - Behind to philreich (OOB) - ESH by 9 point(s).
4.1 - Goal to gab213 (OOB) - ESH by 3 point(s).
5.56 - Behind to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 4 point(s).
7.51 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESH) - ESH by 10 point(s).
10.36 - Goal to PhenomenalVI (ESH) - ESH by 16 point(s).
11.44 - Behind to Dingster (OOB) - ESH by 15 point(s).
12.13 - Goal to gab213 (OOB) - ESH by 9 point(s).
12.41 - Behind to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 10 point(s).
13.19 - Behind to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 11 point(s).
13.41 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 17 point(s).
17.45 - Goal to Shermy (ESH) - ESH by 23 point(s).
19.01 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 29 point(s).
19.54 - Behind to thewizardmelon (OOB) - ESH by 28 point(s).
21.15 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESH) - ESH by 29 point(s).
21.39 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 35 point(s).
22.08 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESH) - ESH by 36 point(s).
23.39 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 42 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.43 - Behind to Wickzki (OOB) - ESH by 41 point(s).
1.05 - Rushed behind to OOB - ESH by 40 point(s).
3.4 - Goal to gab213 (OOB) - ESH by 34 point(s).
4.5 - Behind to Callums_Guns (ESH) - ESH by 35 point(s).
5.15 - Behind to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 36 point(s).
5.48 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 37 point(s).
8.34 - Goal to gab213 (OOB) - ESH by 31 point(s).
10.09 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 32 point(s).
11.36 - Goal to Giant Strides (ESH) - ESH by 38 point(s).
14.26 - Rushed behind to ESH - ESH by 39 point(s).
15.04 - Goal to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 45 point(s).
16.3 - Goal to thewizardmelon (OOB) - ESH by 39 point(s).
18.45 - Behind to sausageroll (ESH) - ESH by 40 point(s).
20.05 - Goal to sabso (OOB) - ESH by 34 point(s).
22.1 - Goal to SM (ESH) - ESH by 40 point(s).
23.41 - Behind to Shermy (ESH) - ESH by 41 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ESH
Red mist             0 (On) 48.35 (Off) 50.51 (On) Total : 97%
jackenny             0 (On) Total : 100%
Shermy               0 (On) 22.31 (Off) 67.17 (On) Total : 55%
Zoops                0 (On) Total : 100%
eth-dog              0 (On) 88.48 (Off) Total : 88%
Biggie               0 (On) 43.4 (Off) 48.35 (On) 50.51 (Off) 73.21 (On) Total : 72%
Loonerty             0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (On) Total : 100%
SM                   0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24            0 (On) Total : 100%
Giant Strides        0 (On) Total : 100%
sausageroll          0 (On) Total : 100%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
TY24                 0 (On) 67.17 (Off) 80.23 (On) Total : 87%
PhenomenalVI         0 (On) 79.21 (Off) Total : 79%
Scythe94             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tadpole              0 (Off) 22.31 (On) 73.21 (Off) 79.21 (On) Total : 70%
larrikin             0 (Off) 43.4 (On) 80.23 (Off) 88.48 (On) Total : 47%

OOB
tigerland_1720       0 (On) 14.31 (Off) 34.16 (On) Total : 80%
Braklet              0 (On) Total : 100%
JuddgementDay        0 (On) 7.16 (Off) 14.31 (On) 43.52 (Off) 66.57 (On) Total : 70%
kenneyswarriors      0 (On) 98.49 (Off) Total : 98%
Over The Post        0 (On) Total : 100%
BRAB                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Pugsley              0 (On) 34.16 (Off) 43.52 (On) Total : 90%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) Total : 100%
sabso                0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) 66.57 (Off) 70.23 (On) Total : 96%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
Harvey Manfrenjensen 0 (On) 70.23 (Off) 98.49 (On) Total : 72%
gab213               0 (On) Total : 100%
King Tenz            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tigerturbulance      0 (On) Total : 100%
Irish BlueBagger     0 (On) Total : 100%
Robertio             0 (On) 1.34 (Off) Total : 2%
Wacky Tiger          0 (Off) 1.34 (On) Total : 97%
Wickzki              0 (Off) 7.16 (On) Total : 91%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Biggie and sabso were hard to separate - though Biggie was slightly more effective. - 41m from 1 to 42.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Wickzki won the bout with Biggie. - 16m from 75 to 91.
• In an epic battle, BRAB did well against The Majestic. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, sausageroll massacred Braklet. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Callums_Guns won the bout with JuddgementDay. - 24m from 15 to 39.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Pugsley massacred Callums_Guns. - 47m from 52 to 99.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Callums_Guns massacred tigerland_1720. - 2m from 4 to 6.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, it could be argued that Dingster had the better game against eth-dog - although there was very little in it. - 63m from 2 to 65.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Giant Strides did well against Dingster. - 25m from 74 to 99.
• In an epic battle, boncer34 did well against Elton Johns Wig. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, I'm not sure that what gab213 did to jackenny should be entirely legal. - 90m from 1 to 91.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Harvey Manfrenjensenden gave Giant Strides a lesson. - 8m from 60 to 68.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Giant Strides and Wickzki were hard to separate - though Giant Strides was slightly more effective. - 37m from 18 to 55.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Shermy and Harvey Manfrenjensenden had an epic contest. - 2m from 1 to 3.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Harvey Manfrenjensenden did very well against Tadpole. - 21m from 23 to 44.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Harvey Manfrenjensenden had the better of Tarkyn_24. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In an epic battle, PhenomenalVI and Irish BlueBagger were evenly matched. - 76m from 1 to 77.
• In quite a tussle, Tadpole had the better of Irish BlueBagger. - 19m from 79 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Over The Post came out tops over the brave Itsmyshow. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between eth-dog and JuddgementDay - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 12m from 75 to 87.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, JuddgementDay gave larrikin a bath. - 4m from 91 to 95.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Red mist did well against King Tenz. - 81m from 3 to 84.
• Neither having much reason to brag, larrikin and sabso were hard to separate - though larrikin was slightly more effective. - 33m from 44 to 77.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Loonerty gave philreich a bath. - 93m from 4 to 97.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, SM did very well against Pugsley. - 29m from 3 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Scythe94 did very well against Robertio. - 1m from 0 to 1.
• While not all all one-way, Scythe94 came out tops over the brave Wacky Tiger. - 97m from 2 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, Shermy came out tops over the brave Tigerturbulance. - 32m from 67 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, SM gave tigerland_1720 a bath. - 62m from 35 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Tadpole did well against Wickzki. - 1m from 61 to 62.
• In an epic battle, Tarkyn_24 either broke even with kenneyswarriors or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 91m from 5 to 96.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, sabso had TY24's measure. - 18m from 82 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, Tigerturbulance won the bout with TY24. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, thewizardmelon gave Zoops a bath. - 90m from 1 to 91.

You know the game isn’t going to plan if I’m having to kick goals…oof, even if I did give Zoops a bath

 

[Robertio]

Robertio obviously got stuck on that drip

 

[philreich]

Robertio obviously got stuck on that drip

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That's code for "a faultless display."

 

[sabso]

Robertio obviously got stuck on that drip

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Light mode

Oh well mad Monday till s40 starts

Cheers for turning up Hawks even though you turned up a little too much. Thank you for the time and posts as well Wosh

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Oh dear we've reached the end of the line. It was a fun season though OOBs and we'll regroup and go again in season 40.

The Hawks Indian sign over the OOBs very much continues! Thank you to them for the past week and best of luck to them with their title defence going forwards.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Irish BlueBagger has already drafted the re-sim request

Ha ha ha perhaps the Baggers might be able to salvage the situation a little bit!

 

[TY24]

Woohoo! Back-to-back lives on for another week.

Thanks for a fun week OOB, commiserations!

 

[Braklet]

Well, **** me. snausageroll clearly too good today, along with the rest of you Phawks.

'Twas a fun week, regardless. Thanks for your time and effort, Wosh.

 

[Giant Strides]

Well, sausageroll had a day out!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Worst result ever!

 

[sabso]

I’ve been present for both our finals losses, first last season vs the bears now this.

Hope I’m not a jinx

 

[Pugsley]

I’ve been present for both our finals losses, first last season vs the bears now this.

Hope I’m not a jinx

No you're not mate. Back to winning a flag next season.

 

[sabso]

No you're not mate. Back to winning a flag next season.

Are you sure? I only got into the afl fully in mid-2023 and look what’s happened to Richmond since then

 

[Pugsley]

Are you sure? I only got into the afl fully in mid-2023 and look what’s happened to Richmond since then

It will get better.

 

[sabso]

It will get better.

I’m as much chance to leave the OOBs as a Collingwood player is of getting sanctioned at the tribunal.

 

[Shermy]

5 hitouts and 1 goal 1 behind, get around me boys!

 

[Pugsley]

5 hitouts and 1 goal 1 behind, get around me boys!

Get in the appropriate match thread.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Get in the appropriate match thread.

Yeah Shermy, don’t rub it in more

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah Shermy, don’t rub it in more

It's a deep burn.