News NWM stays at Saints (Will Faulkner wrong about being crows bound)

[TazD]

Get down to the next training session, Crows fans.

Doctor Feel has been leaking in the back channels again.

Gutted by this, can't believe he's off to them

 

[Buget]

If he is undecided, it obviously doesn't bode well for us. However, I find it odd that if he had decided to go back to SA, there would be massive leaks going on in SA. With Port's recent poor form and the new coach about to come in, you would think they would want it to be leaked to the media that Nas is coming.

Port can be pretty tight when it come to trade plans. I actually think most of the rumours in the media are from managers trying to drive up prices.

 

[davesnothere]

I was down at Moorabbin and managed to sneak into the club rooms after training. I noticed Ben Williams gesturing Nas to follow him out, so naturally I lurked behind them. They went into a small, dark room tucked away in a small dark corner. As Ben swung open the door, I caught a glimpse of Dilena, Bassat and Ross sat around a table, with two empty seats by the door. Ben gave a look around to see if anyone saw the pair enter the room, then quietly closed the door.

Because I was so worked up over the 'ITK's failing to give me an update, I mustered up the courage and walked over and placed my hand on the door handle. With all my might, I swung open the door. A large thud followed me, as I managed to catch the chair Nas was in and fell over myself.

I managed to collect myself and address the now stunned crowd that had their eyes locked onto me. I said:

"Can one of youse just tell me what the hell is happening! Is he signing or not!?"

All was quiet for a moment. I did catch Ross with his eyes and mouth wide open (I couldn't tell if he was still in shock or if it was his resting face). Dilena and Bassat were clearly beside themselves. In that moment of silence, Nas shot up.

It was strange, he placed his hand on my shoulder and gave me a very calm, pleasant expression. He then confidently said:

"I can explain everything, are you ready?"

I was absolutely beside myself, after all of this silence, nobody having any idea what was happening, all of the murmurings - I was about to know!

I gave him an excited nod, he knew I was just begging for the answer. Sensing my current state, he leaned in my ear and whispered his decision:

Sack Hinkley

You’re welcome over here.

You could make a career out of writing letters to Penthouse

 

[davesnothere]

Port can be pretty tight when it come to trade plans. I actually think most of the rumours in the media are from managers trying to drive up prices.

When Port are going well absolutely nothing leaks.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Isn't Tony the guy from LC signs?

 

[PowerBaz]

Isn't Tony the guy from LC signs?

Tony - LC Signs, legend.

 

[PowerBaz]

Does seem to be dragging on doesn't it? I mean, surely he knows what he is doing, pretty straight forward you'd think. He's either coming home or not, then he's either at Port or maybe the Crows. For all the talk I hear it won't be the Crows it does make you wonder, but I have nothing to base that on. If he wants to come home and his best mates are Burgers and JHF then it seems clear to me where he'd go.

 

[Interstater]

You know you all have another 3 weeks of this, right?

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

Isn't Tony the guy from LC signs?

Don’t care. Here’s how to tell your LED sign is cheap.

 

[Interstater]

Doctor Feel has been leaking in the back channels again.

Gutted by this, can't believe he's off to them

Nothing worse than a leaky back channel.

It's how I feel everytime I try to buy decent asian food in Ballarat (with Roy Hammond the obvious exception).
God I miss the Adelaide Central Market.

 

[Rash]

Saints fans were holding out hope they are not announcing hall and boxshall contract extension because they want to wait for NAS announcement.

 

[Captain Paddy]

From the looks of it, some random shitter has tricked a bunch of Saints posters into attending todays training session. and they are now watching Ross Lyon strut around in a pair of shorts.

Some of my best

 

[Port2Power]

Some of my best

Do it again next Friday!

 

[Captain Paddy]

There is a fatwa out for Captain Paddy as we speak

Hey I said there would be some signings after training and there was

 

[Duckimus Prime]

If he is undecided, it obviously doesn't bode well for us. However, I find it odd that if he had decided to go back to SA, there would be massive leaks going on in SA. With Port's recent poor form and the new coach about to come in, you would think they would want it to be leaked to the media that Nas is coming.

More evidence that he's oming to Port.

Club kept the JHF talks quiet.

 

[SainterinSydney]

Hey I said there would be some signings after training and there was

This man does not represent us.

 

[Captain Paddy]

This man does not represent us.

I am an agent of chaos

 

[DaTBird187]

Hey I said there would be some signings after training and there was

Well you have to spend that $2 million NAS money somewhere.

 

[snozulu]

I am an agent of chaos

 

[FishingRick04]

Just thinking out loud here.

2 mil is alot for one very gifted player.

However would Green from GWS serve us more value than NwM

 

[edgie]

You’re welcome over here.

You could make a career out of writing letters to Penthouse

We already have an experienced porno mag author here, thanks very much

 

[MightySaint]

Very rarely venture onto other team boards… but that Saints List Management 2 thread has been utterly compelling in the past day or so.

Each new post in this magnificent pantomime had me holding my breath… or pissing myself laughing.

Can only imagine it’s the same voyeuristic titillation rival supporters get when they browse one of our umpteen “Sack Hinkley” threads.

Do feel a special kinship with Saints fans. They’re sadomasochists, too. Way more experienced, but. I mean, we're pretty much still into light bondage whereas they're hardcore whips and chains and all kinds of crazy shit.

Then again, we’ve had a gimp coach us for thirteen years, our board is stacked with self-fellating degenerates and an UnHoly horde of submissive supporters just love being abused, degraded and having pain inflicted upon them in all manner of filthy perversion.

The whole club is a sick kink.

Captain Paddy is in witness protection lmao

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You boys exist to win premierships.
We exist to lose our best players and spend decades at the bottom of the ladder.
We are not the same

 

[bomberclifford]

Just thinking out loud here.

2 mil is alot for one very gifted player.

However would Green from GWS serve us more value than NwM

Which one?

T Green or T Greene?

 

[Scodges]

Which one?

T Green or T Greene?

Greenie

 

[Wargreymon90]

Just thinking out loud here.

2 mil is alot for one very gifted player.

However would Green from GWS serve us more value than NwM

Reasonable debate if Green was contemplating coming to SA and was out of contract.

Even then, I’m still going with NWM.