Stop calling your kids "Josh"

[hawksrus]

I have had enough of this shit name. They are everywhere in the AFL and growing by the year.

We live in a time where there isn't a single listed player called: Simon, Darren, Darryl, Craig, Damien, Adrian, Tony, Barry, Gary, Scott, Martin, Glenn, Brett, Dean.
David and Shane will join that list soon.

But make way for all the Joshes! Josh Ward, Josh Rachele, Josh Battle

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Josh Battle

Age

27

Ht

193cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

196.8

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.8

3star

MG

142.8

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

175.6

3star

, Josh Dunkley

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Josh Dunkley

Age

28

Ht

191cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.8

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

5.8

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

7.0

3star

HB

13.7

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

5.3

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

14.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

4.0

5star

CL

1.4

4star

, Josh Weddle, Josh Gibcus, Josh Worrel, Josh Sinn, Josh Treacy, the list goes on. Even more of them set to be drafted this year.

**** OFF WITH THE JOSHES.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I have had enough of this shit name. They are everywhere in the AFL and growing by the year.

We live in a time where there isn't a single listed player called: Simon, Darren, Darryl, Craig, Damien, Adrian, Tony, Barry, Gary, Scott, Martin, Glenn, Brett, Dean.
David and Shane will join that list soon.

But make way for all the Joshes! Josh Ward, Josh Rachele, Josh Battle, Josh Dunkley, Josh Weddle, Josh Gibcus, Josh Worrel, Josh Sinn, Josh Treacy, the list goes on. Even more of them set to be drafted this year.

**** OFF WITH THE JOSHES.

Sure thing Josh

 

[Mofra]

Is this serious or are you... only Joshing?

 

[Kabanna]

I have had enough of this shit name. They are everywhere in the AFL and growing by the year.

We live in a time where there isn't a single listed player called: Simon, Darren, Darryl, Craig, Damien, Adrian, Tony, Barry, Gary, Scott, Martin, Glenn, Brett, Dean.
David and Shane will join that list soon.

But make way for all the Joshes! Josh Ward, Josh Rachele, Josh Battle, Josh Dunkley, Josh Weddle, Josh Gibcus, Josh Worrel, Josh Sinn, Josh Treacy, the list goes on. Even more of them set to be drafted this year.

**** OFF WITH THE JOSHES.

You should’ve said that in 1997. Maybe if I’d known you were going to whinge about it in 2025 I would’ve told my neighbour not to name his son Josh.

 

[zackah]

#lessjoshesmorejobes

 

[Smeg Head]

I heard that JoshMourinho is going in for a name change now.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Probably need to have a look at the Jack situation too.

 

[StackedHunch]

Wait wait...even Brett isn't showing up on any AFL lists? That's not even an old name, think it was popular from the late 70s until early 2000s when surnames took over from actual first names - Cooper being a chief offender, then to be followed by the current trend pre-WWII names like Charlie and Jack, and the weird ****ing names like Gryan.

 

[zackah]

Fred needs more Rhyan's

 

[Tyler Durden007]

They do not understand that they are naming their progeny after a very famous Jewish name - Joshua - big boi Moses right hand man.

It's good to see these parents proudly shunning the sick antisemitic direction this Benedict Arnold of a country is heading in.

There will be some putrid humans around these parts who will disagree...

 

[TheGoatBaron]

This thread is an insult to the great Josh Bootsma. How the **** can anyone forget about him?

 

[StackedHunch]

This thread is an insult to the great Josh Bootsma. How the **** can anyone forget about him?

Probably at the same time they stopped using SnapChat.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

This thread is an insult to the great Josh Bootsma. How the **** can anyone forget about him?

Odds that he's in a gimp suit, chained in a box, in some sicko's basement, right now?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Odds that he's in a gimp suit, chained in a box, in some sicko's basement, right now?

How do you know about Elmo’s lifestyle dude?

 

[JoseMourinho]

I heard that JoshMourinho is going in for a name change now.

Yep, just got out from changing my name. My name is Gary now.

 

[Mofra]

I guess that's why Hawthorn forced Josh Kennedy out of the club

 

[Chronz]

Odds that he's in a gimp suit, chained in a box, in some sicko's basement, right now?

You've been watching too many movies again.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

#lessjoshesmorejobes

 

[Cyclops]

#lessjoshesmorejobes

More Joes did you say?

 

[Cyclops]

They do not understand that they are naming their progeny after a very famous Jewish name - Joshua - big boi Moses right hand man.

It's good to see these parents proudly shunning the sick antisemitic direction this Benedict Arnold of a country is heading in.

There will be some putrid humans around these parts who will disagree...

...there's a more important Joshua than the bloke in Exodus. Yeshua bar Yusuf aka Joshua bar Pantera aka THE SON OF GOD.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I guess that's why Hawthorn forced Josh Kennedy out of the club

The Swans thank them for it too

 

[Footy Is Good]

u mad bro?

 

[Kabanna]

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More Joes did you say?

Joe’s are wonderful once you de-Essendon them!