Backfire The winner of the 2025 AFL Premiership is....

[WA ROO]

How's your pink jumpers working out for ya?

I had to order one
Going to look fabulous at the club watching Geelong v Brisbane next week

 

[TheGoatBaron]

StackedHunch looks exactly like youd think he would

That's actually Dinsdale

 

[STPer18]

Was always going to be hard to win when it mattered when you're lining up with Atkins' bitch (Newcombe), Mullin's bitch (Watson) and O'Connor's bitch (Weddle). Might be time for another rebuild, these guys just ain't up for it.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

That's actually Dinsdale

Sorry friend….. it’s well known that this is DIMsdale

 

[StackedHunch]

When are you getting an actual midfield? Your best midfielder from last night is coming to us.

Petracca and Day aren't going to save you and Gunston is on his last legs up forward.

Worpel is a shit truck who hasn't been in our top players for years. He put in a decent couple of games the last two weeks, but we saw last night how fumbly and ineffective he becomes when under pressure. The reason he got the most possessions is because your parasites don't even bother to tag him.

Cameron is also approaching his used by date, as is Danger. Take them out of last night, you wouldn't have won.

 

[jannissary]

Worpel is a shit truck who hasn't been in our top players for years. He put in a decent couple of games the last two weeks, but we saw last night how fumbly and ineffective he becomes when under pressure.

Cameron is also approaching his used by date, as is Danger. Take them out of last night, you wouldn't have won.

lots of busy work is being done to pretend worpel hasn’t been anything except middling for the last 3 seasons. pretty funny stuff

 

[StackedHunch]

lots of busy work is being done to pretend worpel hasn’t been anything except middling for the last 3 seasons. pretty funny stuff

Had he played all year like he did the first two finals, we would have finished top four. He was well below middling.

 

[jannissary]

Had he played all year like he did the first two finals, we would have finished top four. He was well below middling.

reckon in round 22 or so it was clear as day that he was mentally checked out and just doing the bare necessities to remain picked

 

[STPer18]

IF:
Hawforn managed to recruit Bailey Smith

3

Bailey Smith

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

like they were trying so hard to do, denying Geelong his services...

THEN:
Hawforn wouldn't have lost when it mattered to Geelong with Bailey Smith

3

Bailey Smith

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

playing a starring role.

 

[jannissary]

IF:
Hawforn managed to recruit Bailey Smith like they were trying so hard to do, denying Geelong his services...

THEN:
Hawforn wouldn't have lost when it mattered to Geelong with Bailey Smith playing a starring role.

thanks purple

 

[Footy Is Good]

Time to lock this fred Dinsdale

The game is over, people need to move on.

 

[Magpie Storm]

Brace yourself Catters, you're going to the Granny

#ElmersGoodOil

Your old team, you should of stuck with them!!!

 

[STPer18]

Is it true that Hokthorn had ZERO (0) debuts this year? Ooof! The cupboard is bare...

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Worpel is a shit truck who hasn't been in our top players for years. He put in a decent couple of games the last two weeks, but we saw last night how fumbly and ineffective he becomes when under pressure. The reason he got the most possessions is because your parasites don't even bother to tag him.

Cameron is also approaching his used by date, as is Danger. Take them out of last night, you wouldn't have won.

But they are in our side.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

But they are in our side.

I was convinced Worpel was playing for Geelong last night. What a shocking performance

 

[STPer18]

They're calling Dangerfield's game the greatest Prelim performance of the modern era...

The man feasts on Hoks almost as much as succulent kebabs.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I was convinced Worpel was playing for Geelong last night. What a shocking performance

He will be better at Geelong next year friend. We turn shit nuggets into diamonds at the Cattery.

Curnow will probably kick a ton for us

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He will be better at Geelong next year friend. We turn shit nuggets into diamonds at the Cattery.

Curnow will probably kick a ton for us

We will have COS, Dempsey and Neale plus 3 first round picks thanks

 

[Mr Blicavs]

We will have COS, Dempsey and Neale plus 3 first round picks thanks

That’s not how Geelong rolls. You’ll take Ollie Henry and a can of coke and say Thankyou

 

[STPer18]

Felt like there was prime Stevic and Nicholls out there for the Hawf with the way they were getting fellated by the umps. That advantage call for Moore's goal after everyone stopped and let the ball roll past them will probably cost that ump a GF spot I'm afraid.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

That’s not how Geelong rolls. You’ll take Ollie Henry and a can of coke and say Thankyou

You are dealing with Graham Wright now buddy, the Jack Bauer of negotiations.

You ain't getting him.

Swans will do a deal with West Coast to get their Oscar Allen compo pick and that will form the basis of the trade.

Curnow said he would be happy to play in Sydney.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

You are dealing with Graham Wright now buddy, the Jack Bauer of negotiations.

You ain't getting him.

Swans will do a deal with West Coast to get their Oscar Allen compo pick and that will form the basis of the trade.

Curnow said he would be happy to play in Sydney.

 

[Plugger35]

These two guys like the look of Carlton players so expect Curnow to be heading to Moorabbin with TDK and JSOS.

 

[JoinDate]

I see Chol got 3 matches for that tackle on Stewart. Wonder how many he would have gotten if Hokkks won.

 

[frggr]

Chol 3 weeks and Ginnipig a $10k fine for tripping