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The below is the OG faux training report from nearly 9 years ago - often imitated but never surpassed
You might wonder why I’ve put this up and stickied it
Because this is the standard all copies should be measured against and it’s a reminder of how high the bar was set
And to hopefully discourage sequels.
If you want to have a crack in my absence, go ahead but if it doesn’t equal the standard set (as judged by me), then expect
• A one week threadban for a first offence
• A two week threadban for a second offence
• A one year threadban for a third offence
Actual training reports, minus discussion, can become found here:
www.bigfooty.com
In the absence of Keys I went down for a trundle this morning to check them out on return. Just a few random notes I took down...
- A lot of running work again, clearly a focus even in the heat.
- Duggan looked on and was hitting targets left and right. Set for a huge 2017.
- Giles went up against Vardy in the ruck contests and I'd say that Giles has the inside running at the moment.
- Mitchell looked a class above the other midfielders bar Priddis. Just knew how to find the footy and wouldn't miss a target all session. Shuey was very quiet and seemed to be taking direction from Mitchell. Doesn't bode well for his captaincy credentials, maybe he doesn't want the gig?
- Won't say too much about it in case I was just reading too much into it, but Rioli looked as though he'd enjoyed the Christmas break a bit too much. A few of the coaches pulled him aside and they were having quite an animated conversation before Rioli was sent to do laps for the rest of the session. Good news for Le Cras, I suppose.
- Sheed kicked on his right foot for 80% of the session, I reckon. Nice to see players working on their non-preferred so readily.
- Petrie looked like he was doing a great job 'coaching' the younger forwards in between the drills. Darling in particular seemed to be following him around.
- Gee Venables has some skills. He mainly jogged laps before spending the last half hour or so on set shots - curled a few beauties from behind the boundary line at the end for a bit of fun. Hardly saw him miss a kick.
- What interested me the most was that McGovern split his time between the defenders and the forwards, could be seeing a swingman role in 2017. He was his usual dominant self down back in some match simulation drills before going head-to-head with Mackenzie in a forward role.
- Bayok is very fast - Cripps was in most of the drills with him and couldn't keep up.
- Nelson is pale as buggery and still doesn't really have the body shape you'd expect of an AFL player.
- There was a big bloke who pulled up next to me and I could have sworn it was Suma, but I'm sure I was wrong...
- Masto was the player picked to kick the goal at the end today and nailed it. Celebrations were huge.
- No sign of Cole, Parto or Hill. Couldn't tell you why.
Will upload pics later if I have time. Let me know if you have any questions!
You might wonder why I’ve put this up and stickied it
Because this is the standard all copies should be measured against and it’s a reminder of how high the bar was set
And to hopefully discourage sequels.
If you want to have a crack in my absence, go ahead but if it doesn’t equal the standard set (as judged by me), then expect
• A one week threadban for a first offence
• A two week threadban for a second offence
• A one year threadban for a third offence
Actual training reports, minus discussion, can become found here:
Training - Preseason Training Reports -2025/26
This thread has been setup for training reports only and won’t be open for replies Informative reports from the preseason thread will be copied into this thread so posters have access to the quality work from the likes of LittleFires without wading through pages of general posts
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