The Bay 13 BBQ ♨️🔥🥩 (Get in for your chop)

[TheGoatBaron]

Will there be a vegan option?

Maybe not for Jazny

 

[Jazny]

Maybe not for Jazny

I am only mostly vegan. Ever since I heard the lyric "It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings" from Something Under the Bridge by Kurt Nirvana, I thought to myself 'that's an incredibly convenient thing for me to believe' so I just started believing it and I can have fish now. No animals that have feelings though.

 

[WA ROO]

I am only mostly vegan. Ever since I heard the lyric "It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings" from Something Under the Bridge by Kurt Nirvana, I thought to myself 'that's an incredibly convenient thing for me to believe' so I just started believing it and I can have fish now. No animals that have feelings though.

I ask the question as in the past I have been to BBQs ruined by vegans

 

[Jazny]

I ask the question as in the past I have been to BBQs ruined by vegans

Did it go something like...

Vegan: Sorry, I don't eat meat, is there something vegan friendly to eat?
You: OMG YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE, DON'T YOU KNOW VEGETABLE CROPS USE INSECTICIDES THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF INSECTS SO YOU'RE THE REEEEEEAAAAAL MURDERER!!!!
Vegan: Calm down please, I just don't eat meat or dairy that's all.
You: OH SO WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU'RE OUT HER PREACHING AT US
Vegan: It's cool I will just have some bread if that's okay
You: EVERYONE LOOK AT THE VEGAN DEVOURING MILLIONS OF YEAST! MURDERER, MURDERER, MURDERER!
Vegan: Okay I probably should just go I guess
You: TYPICAL VEGANS RUINING YET ANOTHER BBQ

 

[WA ROO]

Did it go something like...

Vegan: Sorry, I don't eat meat, is there something vegan friendly to eat?
You: OMG YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE, DON'T YOU KNOW VEGETABLE CROPS USE INSECTICIDES THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF INSECTS SO YOU'RE THE REEEEEEAAAAAL MURDERER!!!!
Vegan: Calm down please, I just don't eat meat or dairy that's all.
You: OH SO WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU'RE OUT HER PREACHING AT US
Vegan: It's cool I will just have some bread if that's okay
You: EVERYONE LOOK AT THE VEGAN DEVOURING MILLIONS OF YEAST! MURDERER, MURDERER, MURDERER!
Vegan: Okay I probably should just go I guess
You: TYPICAL VEGANS RUINING YET ANOTHER BBQ

Not even close
At one a particularly entitiled person poured detergent over the cooking meat

 

[Chronz]

Did it go something like...

Vegan: Sorry, I don't eat meat, is there something vegan friendly to eat?
You: OMG YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE, DON'T YOU KNOW VEGETABLE CROPS USE INSECTICIDES THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF INSECTS SO YOU'RE THE REEEEEEAAAAAL MURDERER!!!!
Vegan: Calm down please, I just don't eat meat or dairy that's all.
You: OH SO WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU'RE OUT HER PREACHING AT US
Vegan: It's cool I will just have some bread if that's okay
You: EVERYONE LOOK AT THE VEGAN DEVOURING MILLIONS OF YEAST! MURDERER, MURDERER, MURDERER!
Vegan: Okay I probably should just go I guess
You: TYPICAL VEGANS RUINING YET ANOTHER BBQ

We all know it's the other way round. Are those vegan extremists still trying to shut down local businesses that dare serve meat products, waving their bony malnourished limbs around in a frenzy?

 

[WA ROO]

We all know it's the other way round. Are those vegan extremists still trying to shut down local businesses that dare serve meat products, waving their bony malnourished limbs around in a frenzy?

I remember in Perth when someone tried to stop neighbours from BBQing as the smoke was invading their vegan yard

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I remember in Perth when someone tried to stop neighbours from BBQing as the smoke was invading their vegan yard

I would have went over with a plate

 

[WA ROO]

I would have went over with a plate

Iirc there was going to be a street party with people turning up to bbq
Never happened as tbe entitled vegan cried discrimination
But hopefully the neighbours are allowed to bbq in their own backyard

 

[zackah]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

Good

 

[WA ROO]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

Were you warned on the invite?

 

[zackah]

Were you warned on the invite?

Can't remember tbh. Backfired on them though. If guests don't eat the quite literal shit you serve them but there is unlimited alcohol what do you think they are going to do?

 

[WA ROO]

Can't remember tbh. Backfired on them though. If guests don't eat the quite literal shit you serve them but there is unlimited alcohol what do you think they are going to do?

Menulog and get on the piss

 

[zackah]

Menulog and get on the piss

That and a shitload of bailey sniff

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Zackah is angry again. There’s a Megadeth song by that title

 

[Chronz]

Zackah is angry again. There’s a Megadeth song by that title

Because Saveloy Rockstar isn't around to relieve his frustrations. His kid is also a Pies supporter, what a good lad.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Because Saveloy Rockstar isn't around to relieve his frustrations. His kid is also a Pies supporter, what a good lad.

V23 is still around but?

 

[V23]

I am only mostly vegan

Of course you are…

It’s always the (crazy) ones you most suspect.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Menulog and get on the piss

As long as Katy Perry don’t show up

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

I assume all the bridesmaid's had hairy armpits and bushes too.

 

[Chronz]

Menulog and get on the piss

As long as Katy Perry don’t show up

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[V23]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

So you only stole Zampa’s hairstyle and glasses, not his veganism beliefs?

 

[rdhopkins2]

Went to a wedding once where the bride was vegan (groom wasn't) but they served vegan food to all guests. Absolutely ****ing inedible Think the venue realised they didn't quite nail it when all the mains were left untouched by about 80% in attendance.

Are they still married?
I’m surprised that the compromise wasn’t to include a vegan option with each course. To me that sounds like the obvious thing to do.

 

[zackah]

Are they still married?
I’m surprised that the compromise wasn’t to include a vegan option with each course. To me that sounds like the obvious thing to do.

They are. It was just shite and the venue couldn't manage 120 vegan meals (who would have thought?)

Who tries to make vegan lasange ffs. the main ingredient is cheese D/Hs!!!!!