Event Season 40: THE BOOB 🏆

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round One Votes - Sunday 10th August 2025
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Spotswood Oval

Braklet 3 / Dingster 2 / Fleabane 1/ gab213 3 / hammer180 2 / harvey 2 / King Tenz 2 / manicpie 2 / Mrs Turbo 5 / Over The Post 2 / philreich 2 / Pugsley 2 / sabso 2 / thewizardmelon 5 / Tigerturbulance 4

 

[gab213]

Congrats philreich , thoroughly deserved, a champion teammate

 

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round Two Votes - Sunday 17th August 2025
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Wonders FFC at Spotswood Oval

Braklet 2 / Dingster 4 / Fleabane 2 / gab213 2 / HitTheNailOnTheHead 1 / manicpie 1/ Mrs Turbo 3 / philreich 3 / Pugsley 3 /@ thewizardmelon 5 / Tigerturbulance 3 / Wacky Tiger 1

 

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round Three Votes - Sunday 24th August 2025
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Roys FFC at Spotswood Oval

Braklet 2 / Dingster 1 / Fleabane 1 / hammer180 2 / @Harvy 3 / HitTheNailOnTheHead 1 / manicpie 4 /@ Mrs Turbo 3 / philreich 1 / Pugsley 2 / sabso 1 / thewizardmelon 5 / Tigerturbulance 1

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Who wants a drink... its after 6pm so it the Chancellers shout!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

BOOB VOTES

Round Two Votes - Sunday 17th August 2025
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Wonders FFC at Spotswood Oval

Braklet 2 / Dingster 4 / Fleabane 2 / gab213 2 / HitTheNailOnTheHead 1 / manicpie 1/ Mrs Turbo 3 / philreich 3 / Pugsley 3 /@ thewizardmelon 5 / Tigerturbulance 3 / Wacky Tiger 1

Looks like a freisty all round start for the BOOB

 

[Tigerturbulance]

After three rounds the S40 ruck thewizardmelon has hit the ground running scoring a solid 5 points for each of the three weeks.

OOBs married couple Mrs Turbo and Tigerturbulance working hard to keep the Wiz in their sights.

S38 BOOB LEADERS BOARD Rd 3	Score
thewizardmelon	15​
Mrs Turbo	11​
Tigerturbulance	8​
Braklet	7​
Dingster	7​
manicpie	7​
Pugsley	7​
philreich	6​
gab213	5​
Harvey Man	5​
Fleabane	4​
hammer180	4​
sabso	3​
HitTheNailOnTheHead	2​
King Tenz	2​
Over The Post	2​
Wacky Tiger	1​

 

[gab213]

Who want a drink... its after 6pm so it the Chancellers shout!

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very tempting, I'll have a Chivas on the rocks as well as a Cigar

 

[Dingster]

THE BOP​

The BOP for Season 40 goes to philreich who posted an outstanding 776 times, averaging 55 dad jokes per match. This award is not just about volume, but about engagement and the impact a poster has on the team and the league. Phil has been a constant presence for many seasons, universally loved, and has made the dad joke his trademark. His influence was so strong this year that he even had a book released in his honor.

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Congratulations, Philreich — the Season 40 Best Ophidian Poster!

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Grats philreich now tell us AN ORIGINAL joke.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

🛡️ DOB Trophy - Defensive Old Boy of the Season

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Showboat midfielders and flashy forwards often rack up disposals and bask in the spotlight, but without a rock-solid defence, no team can succeed. The DOB Trophy honours those unsung heroes in the back half who shut down opposition attacks, apply relentless pressure, and nullify threats before they can do damage without needing all the accolades the forwards do.

Previous Winners:
S34 Fleabane
S35 Tigerturbulance
S36 BRAB
S37 kenneyswarriors
S38 Tigerturbulance
S39 Over The Post

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Thanks for your help guys...
Over The Post and Fleabane



those cocktails are hard to manage in a tight dress

 

[Tigerturbulance]

This season’s DOB goes to one of our favourite canines, who played all 14 games on the Half Back Flank, taking on some of the opposition’s best forwards and repelling countless attacks. His stats speak volumes: 90 kicks, 48 marks, 104 handballs, and a DT tally of 660.

The winner of the Season 40 Defensive Old Boy is Pugsley; a tenacious competitor who plays far bigger than his size. Whether disrupting opponents with leg humping or dragging his arse across the field to throw them off their game, Pugs has been a defensive cornerstone all season. Well done, Pugs, on a brilliant season of qooty!

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[Dingster]

Who wants a drink... its after 6pm so it the Chancellers shout!

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Code blue!!!!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Grats philreich now tell us AN ORIGINAL joke.

Thats a tall ask!
But...Phil



philreich

 

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round Four Votes - Sunday 31st August 2025
Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The House of Gumby

Braklet 2 / Dingster 3 / Elton Johns Wig 1 / g@ab213 1 / HitTheNailOnTheHead 1 / manicpie 2 / Mrs Turbo 3 / philreich 3 / Pugsley 4 / sabso 2 / thewizardmelon 5 / Tigerturbulance 2

 

[gab213]

This season’s DOB goes to one of our favourite canines, who played all 14 games on the Half Back Flank, taking on some of the opposition’s best forwards and repelling countless attacks. His stats speak volumes: 90 kicks, 48 marks, 104 handballs, and a DT tally of 660.

The winner of the Season 40 Defensive Old Boy is Pugsley; a tenacious competitor who plays far bigger than his size. Whether disrupting opponents with leg humping or dragging his arse across the field to throw them off their game, Pugs has been a defensive cornerstone all season. Well done, Pugs, on a brilliant season of qooty!

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Great job Pugsley . I must say it was good to see you in the back line, far away from my goalposts, they smelled much nicer this season

 

[Dingster]

This season’s DOB goes to one of our favourite canines, who played all 14 games on the Half Back Flank, taking on some of the opposition’s best forwards and repelling countless attacks. His stats speak volumes: 90 kicks, 48 marks, 104 handballs, and a DT tally of 660.

The winner of the Season 40 Defensive Old Boy is Pugsley; a tenacious competitor who plays far bigger than his size. Whether disrupting opponents with leg humping or dragging his arse across the field to throw them off their game, Pugs has been a defensive cornerstone all season. Well done, Pugs, on a brilliant season of qooty!

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Grats Pugsley on a another fab season.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round Six Votes - Sunday 14th September 2025
Las Vegas Bears vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

Braklet 4 / Dingster 4 / Elton Johns Wig 1 / Fleabane 1 / gab213 1 / King Tenz 1 / manicpie 2 / philreich 4 / Pugsley 2 / thewizardmelon 2 / Tigerturbulance 1

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Code blue!!!!!

Shhhhhh... dont go early on me Ding!!!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

BOOB VOTES

Round Seven Votes - Sunday 21st September 2025
Mount Buller Demons vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Snow Dome

Braklet 4 / Dingster 2 / Elton Johns Wig 1 / gab213 2 / Over The Post 1 / philreich 5 / Pugsley 4 / sabso 1 / thewizardmelon 3 / tigerland_1720 1 / Tigerturbulance 4

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I was hoping you'd show up looking all glittery tonight?


What did you decide on Ding?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

After seven rounds thewizardmelon holds onto the first place, however Braklet, Dingster, Pugsley and philreich are starting to chip away at the Wiz’s lead.

S38 BOOB LEADERS BOARD Rd 7	Score​
thewizardmelon	25​
philreich	18​
Braklet	17​
Pugsley	17​
Dingster	16​
Tigerturbulance	15​
Mrs Turbo	14​
manicpie	11​
gab213	9​
sabso	6​
Fleabane	5​
Harvey Man	5​
hammer180	4​
Elton Johns Wig	3​
HitTheNailOnTheHead	3​
King Tenz	3​
Over The Post	3​
tigerland_1720	1​
Wacky Tiger	1​

 

[Dingster]

Shhhhhh... dont go early on me Ding!!!

 

[JuddgementDay]

Grats philreich now tell us AN ORIGINAL joke.

Not that there's anything wrong with plagiarism

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Master Qoal Kicker Trophy – Season 40

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The Master Qoal Kicker Trophy recognizes the Old Boy who lit up the scoreboard and carried the team’s attack.

Previous Winners:
S34 Bonz (54)
S35 Bonz (39)
S36 Bonz (48)
S37 Harvey Manfrenjensenden (70)
S38 BRAB (69)
S39 gab213 (55)