Christmas in the Bay 🎅

[Elmer_Hauser]

#entertainingguests this evening and the cheap campaigner sent me this message yesterday

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I am not a Christmas or Party hoster, but i reckon if you are a guest to someone's BBQ or Xmas Party, you bring your own grog, unless the host specifically says they will provide the booze.

I would have thought that was common sense for most people/guests.

You have a #concerning amount of freeloaders as mates it seems friend.

 

[zackah]

I am not a Christmas or Party hoster, but i reckon if you are a guest to someone's BBQ or Xmas Party, you bring your own grog, unless the host specifically says they will provide the booze.

I would have thought that was common sense for most people/guests.

You have a #concerning amount of freeloaders as mates it seems friend.

Jokes on him. Its a fresh keg so the first few will be 10% beer, 90% head.

**** him.

 

[Mofra]

Jokes on him. Its a fresh keg so the first few will be 10% beer, 90% head.

**** him.

Giving your mates head for Christmas isn't quite the flex you think it is.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Giving your mates head for Christmas isn't quite the flex you think it is.

I think we can all agree zackah is Ned Flanders ???

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Gotta admit I'm struggling to come up with a mental picture that is a cross between Ned Flanders and Adam Zampa

 

[zackah]

Gotta admit I'm struggling to come up with a mental picture that is a cross between Ned Flanders and Adam Zampa

V23 can probably help you out. He seems overly obsessed with what I look like

 

[WA ROO]

Jokes on him. Its a fresh keg so the first few will be 10% beer, 90% head.

**** him.

Knowing you zackah it will be a keg of VB Gold
With some Coles brand lemonade to mix it with

 

[V23]

V23 can probably help you out. He seems overly obsessed with what I look like

Hey, you’re the one that posted candid pool shots on the forum

 

[Chronz]

zackah is all tapped out buying Chrisco Hampers for #entertainingguests and all round floggery

Big Z the Christmas Ham !

A bunch of pre-packaged supermarket slop and lowest quality meat you can find, all for 52 payments of $39.99!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

A bunch of pre-packaged supermarket slop and lowest quality meat you can find, all for 52 payments of $39.99!

I am taking a day off playing Octo Traveller 0

The game makes me cry with its sad storylines and amclocking a hefty amount on it daily (i am addicted to rebuilding Wishvale)

 

[V23]

A bunch of pre-packaged supermarket slop and lowest quality meat you can find, all for 52 payments of $39.99!

The ‘Crico’ fred is in the BF hall of fame

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Decided (100 percent) to get a Prince Albert for Christmas. Its what the ladies in my life want and who am to deprive them.

Tis the season to be giving

#ThoughtfulElmer

 

[V23]

Decided (100 percent) to get a Prince Albert for Christmas. Its what the ladies in my life want and who am to deprive them.

Tis the season to be giving

#ThoughtfulElmer

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Believe what you want, most Chicks prefer Spicy Lebanese Salami than any other snags.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Well I’ve picked the wrong time to read this thread again

 

[V23]

Believe what you want, most Chicks prefer Spicy Lebanese Salami than any other snags.

 

[springvale_mackers]

And that’s the end of the thread. Well done all

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

And that’s the end of the thread. Well done all

Elmer 1 - Shitmas 0

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Best Christmas movie ever

Tis the season to be splattered

 

[Footy Is Good]

Jokes on him. Its a fresh keg so the first few will be 10% beer, 90% head.

**** him.

So, are you're gonna give your mate head or beer?

 

[Footy Is Good]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Chronz]

Hey Elmo, looks like you need to treat yourself to a visit to the parlours.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hey Elmo, looks like you need to treat yourself to a visit to the parlours.

Saving my energy to ruining/gatecrashing my locsl Carols by Candlelight festivities by streaking nude