Banter TRTTT Part 16 - How good are fingerless gloves

[JimmyBC]

Byrons Firen killed Smiffy

 

[edgie]

I'm confused

Papa whines about True Blue: BAD MAN DOING BAD THINGS
Edgie whines about Frydenberg not catching a bullet: DISGUSTING PISS BEHAVIOUR
Bravey laughs about John Williamson catching the bullet instead: THIS IS TOP TIER POSTING TOO BLOODY ROIGHT MOIT A PROPER HILARIOUS RELATION

Strange place. A stranger in a strange land.

 

[edgie]

It's much better than the 20 pages of ACDC talk we just had, and get every 2 months

The best part about that is all I have to do is exist then everyone else starts talking about it when they remember that.

Me: bit warm today
Everyone else: I GUESS YOU SAY IT'S LIKE A HIGHWAY HELL HERE YOU GO BLOODY ACCADACCA AGAIN

 

[edgie]

It’s not his money why would he care

Half a bil on failed voice to parliament that Australia didn’t want - should have fallen on his sword then.

Did Howard fall after the republic referendum?

Be good if he had.

 

[240volt]

People understand how preferential voting works. The overwhelming message from the last election was who the vast majority didn't want running the country

They had no choice, even diehard Libs didn’t want Dutton.
He was about as popular as herpes.
Gee I thought you had enough brains to work that out.

 

[soafraid]

I'm confused

Papa whines about True Blue: BAD MAN DOING BAD THINGS
Edgie whines about Frydenberg not catching a bullet: DISGUSTING PISS BEHAVIOUR
Bravey laughs about John Williamson catching the bullet instead: THIS IS TOP TIER POSTING TOO BLOODY ROIGHT MOIT

Strange place. A stranger in a strange land.

I'm gods favourite princess

 

[soafraid]

Back on track.

Overhead rain showers. What are everyones thoughts? Prefer the old shower rail? Simple straight outta the wall shower arm?

Designing the new bathrooms. I am actually leaning to overhead rainfalll + shower rail you can switch to for a hand held.

Dunno why, as I feel like I am yet to have a good shower in a rainfall shower. Probably because no matter the hotel, it always has underpowered water pressure.

What is the best shower to fap in?

I prefer golden showers

 

[240volt]

I prefer golden showers

You dirty bastard.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I prefer golden showers

Ok Till Lindemann

 

[Papa G]

I'm confused

Papa whines about True Blue: BAD MAN DOING BAD THINGS
Edgie whines about Frydenberg not catching a bullet: DISGUSTING PISS BEHAVIOUR
Bravey laughs about John Williamson catching the bullet instead: THIS IS TOP TIER POSTING TOO BLOODY ROIGHT MOIT

Strange place. A stranger in a strange land.

We can talk about Maiden then?

 

[Grave Danger]

Didn't have a sense of humour our Smiffy. I had a light hearted dig at him in jest and he went off.

Sheesh that's a few yrs back

Haha, yes - for an older fella I was surprised he'd never heard the famous line from The Club that I posted here one time - took it literally.

 

[raman]

Tonight's fun around here, might stay a bit longer.

Is this Piston I bet this is Piston.

 

[raman]

We can talk about Maiden then?

Hey how old were you when you realised a “maiden over” in cricket was a sexual reference. Maiden = virgin. As in she ain’t been scored off.

 

[edgie]

We can talk about Maiden then?

Maybe somewhere in time

 

[edgie]

Hey how old were you when you realised a “maiden over” in cricket was a sexual reference. Maiden = virgin. As in she ain’t been scored off.

Today

 

[raman]

Today

Happy to pop your cherry.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

 

[Festerz]

I wouldn't. Festerz lectures are probably better than melatonin.

 

[NoddyHolder]

They had no choice, even diehard Libs didn’t want Dutton.
He was about as popular as herpes.
Gee I thought you had enough brains to work that out.

hang on, do you think I think everyone gets to vote for the prime minister, like the usa system? Your big brain had taken you off for a wander to somewhere I haven't been

 

[NoddyHolder]

Hey how old were you when you realised a “maiden over” in cricket was a sexual reference. Maiden = virgin. As in she ain’t been scored off.

I think Tony Greig explained it to me some time in the mid 80s

 

[Doctor Feel]

I think Tony Greig explained it to me some time in the mid 80s

Do you have any repressed memories around that time?

 

[NoddyHolder]

Do you have any repressed memories around that time?

Tony Greig sliding an object in and out of some sort of crack. It's so long ago though, and I was young. I'm not sure now if I really remember, or...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Tony Greig sliding an object in and out of some sort of crack. It's so long ago though, and I was young. I'm not sure now if I really remember, or...

Ah that explains it, yes. He used to put a key in cracks to demonstrate the ability of the crack to open up.

 

[SC_Power]

Ah that explains it, yes. He used to put a key in cracks to demonstrate the ability of the crack to open up.

Speaking of cracks and Tony Greig

 

[240volt]

hang on, do you think I think everyone gets to vote for the prime minister, like the usa system? Your big brain had taken you off for a wander to somewhere I haven't been

It is actually the same but the system is different obviously.
You seriously believe people who vote on voting day are not voting for either Albo or Dutton? You think they are voting for someone who in a couple of weeks they won’t even remember their name.
Fk me you’re living under a rock.