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2 Aussie in the Sydney sun,living the life.
We like ice blocks down here.
Putting on the ski jacket.

Brrrr.
just think of the people in the water when titanic was sinking , weve got it easy !
 

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saw it on twitter

my balls started hurting when I seen how tight their pants are
Suspicious Dexter Morgan GIF
 

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SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS: WORST OF 2025
1. Perth, WA - Gronkess fined for trying to hide bag of meth in miniature dachshund’s arseh*le; prisoners on supervised work program at animal shelter allegedly steal and eat guinea pigs; complaint laid against cop for sticking finger up fellow cop’s arse while sucking him off at staff party prompting another cop to admit rubbing his dick on colleagues’ beer glasses at same event
2. Devonport, TAS - Man jailed for bashing brother with shovel after catching him rooting his wife in back of parked car while his mum sat in driver’s seat
3. Melbourne, VIC - Animal shelter worker sentenced for trying to sell dead man’s toe on black market after it was eaten and spewed up by the man’s dog; menace caught after allegedly stealing $14k worth of beer in 6 months (2 slabs a day); deadset sicko roots horse, dog and stingray
4. Port Lincoln, SA - Reality TV star and pr0n model allegedly beheads boyfriend and hides his head
5. Brisbane, QLD - Drongo steals 53 right shoes from shoe shop; real estate agent allegedly sniffs and steals 4 women’s undies and wanks in their homes; piece of shit allegedly leaves his dog to die inside car that he dumps and falsely reports stolen while he goes to brothel
6. Leongatha, VIC - Gronkess found guilty of murdering inlaws with poisonous mushrooms
7. Redlands, QLD - Acupuncturist couple jailed after tricking patient into having sex with them for the ‘health benefits’; ****ing idiot firebombs tobacconist, accidentally sets own car on fire, flees in burning car, crashes into tree
8. Hobart, TAS - Fish ****ers convicted over trout video
9. Ballarat, VIC - Rock spider beaten up and robbed by 14-year-old girl after meeting her for sex; PM and premier chased out of town by angry yokels on tractors; education support worker sets new national drink-driving record at 10 times the limit after crashing into house
10. Bega, NSW - Pervert couple plead guilty to rooting pony
11. Gold Coast, QLD - Couple **** in front of kids and tourists at popular pelican feeding spot before demanding payment for the ‘show’; OnlyFans star hospitalised after getting railed by 583 men in 6 hours; pervert sentenced after flashing women and girls while wearing adult diaper with ‘Piss on me’ written on it
12. Penrith, NSW - Gronk denies wanking in front of 2 women, claims he was just trying to hide his drugs; maniac charged after throwing Molotov cocktail at 11-year-old
13. Townsville, QLD - Woman sentenced for biting boyfriend’s balls; grub wanks in shop for more than 3 hours, continues after being arrested; gronk shoves bag of meth up his arseh*le during low-speed mobility scooter police chase
14. Maroochydore, QLD - Hospital staff find stash of drugs hidden under patient’s foreskin; pest caught wanking in someone’s yard while patting their dog
15. Sydney, NSW - Gronk flashes ** and balls at court via video link after being muted; ‘dead body’ in park turns out to be discarded ** doll; learner driver and supervisor both test positive for meth
16. Burnie, TAS - Gronk appears in court by video link while taking a shit
17. Bendigo, VIC - KFC continues to cook and serve chicken while cops examine dead body in dining area
18. Ipswich, QLD - Deadshit couple attack double amputee, beat up his support worker, steal his car and prosthetic legs
19. Boulder, WA - Naked maniac humps bonnet of moving ambulance and smashes windscreen with his head
20. Port Pirie, SA - Still shit
Very disappointed, very, very that Colac didn’t make that list!
 

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