Game Day The Winningest Team of the 21st Century vs The Fremantle Dock Workers

[frggr]

Hello friends,

Geelong is old and slow. In order to ensure they have the best chance at winning a flag, they're taking it easy early on.

The only player I was sad about losing, Jordan Clark

6

Jordan Clark

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.2

3star

K

10.4

4star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

, is likely to tear us a new one.

We're going to get:



How the worm has turned



<image of a tattoo of two cartoon men wearing Fremantle Dockers jerseys but no pants, performing a "docking" procedure with their phalli.jpg>

 

[Purple Suit]

Waiting till it was still the day before in WA to start a thread is still a worse decision than not calling us the purple ****s. Freo by the length of the toilet line at the Geelong Bingo hall.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Spamburglar with the ol’ midnight game day Fred again At least it’s his club this time

“Winningest club” = below Essendong on the ladder

 

[frggr]

Waiting till it was still the day before in WA to start a thread is still a worse decision than not calling us the purple ****s. Freo by the length of the toilet line at the Geelong Bingo hall.

Mate, it's VicBias.

And besides, I thought written description of what is perhaps the best Fremantle tattoo going sufficiently replaced the tired old Purple P***s trope.

There's no toilet line at the Geelong Bingo Hall. Patrons just shit themselves in their seats

 

[Purple Suit]

Mate, it's VicBias.

And besides, I thought written description of what is perhaps the best Fremantle tattoo going sufficiently replaced the tired old Purple P***s trope.

There's no toilet line at the Geelong Bingo Hall. Patrons just shit themselves in their seats

The best Fremantle tattoo is still six months away, a bit like Geelong’s implosion.

I disagree that they just sit their, didn’t you watch Danger leave the bench last GF?

 

[Plugger35]

I guess you can't call them the Purple P**fs anymore, we should call them the Purple LGBTQI team, got to be inclusive.

 

[frggr]

The best Fremantle tattoo is still six months away, a bit like Geelong’s implosion.

Always 6 months away but never arriving

But seriously, it's Flagmantle's to lose this year

 

[frggr]

I guess you can't call them the Purple P**fs anymore, we should call them the Purple LGBTQI team, got to be inclusive.

You forgot A+ :/

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Tipping at 100% this year and half sober.
Freos by 5

 

[frggr]

Perfection

 

[STPer18]

I see they've fixtured the rebuilding Geelong to play against Flagmantle this arvo. Tell me more about this Flagmantle side though. Why do they call them FLAGmantle when they've never won even a single flag?

I think something like 'Flag Free Fremantle', or 'Flag FREEmantle' is more apt for our big losers out west.

 

[Dinsdale]

Isn't it Failmantle?

 

[V23]

I see they've fixtured the rebuilding Geelong to play against Flagmantle this arvo. Tell me more about this Flagmantle side though. Why do they call them FLAGmantle when they've never won even a single flag?

I think something like 'Flag Free Fremantle', or 'Flag FREEmantle' is more apt for our big losers out west.

Your STPer18 benny is much funnier than your Jazny benny

 

[frggr]

I see they've fixtured the rebuilding Geelong to play against Flagmantle this arvo. Tell me more about this Flagmantle side though. Why do they call them FLAGmantle when they've never won even a single flag?

I think something like 'Flag Free Fremantle', or 'Flag FREEmantle' is more apt for our big losers out west.

I think it's a reference to this flag?

 

[Jazny]

Your STPer18 benny is much funnier than your Jazny benny

Oh I am so offended that you think I am funnier than myself.

 

[Footy Is Good]

 

[catscratchfever]

^Nice spam and melt, D/H

 

[frggr]

^Nice spam and melt, D/H

Was it Tweedle Dumb or Tweedle Dumber?

 

[frggr]

Now now, Mr Longmanure, we can help

 

[frggr]

Have we de-Carltoned Jack Martin

19

Jack Martin

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

? Doesn't seem so

 

[Plugger35]

Hopefully this game is better than the last two games.

 

[Footy Is Good]

B O L T O N

 

[frggr]

The Big Jizzzzzzz!

 

[frggr]