Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 1: Fighting Furies vs Coney Island Warriors @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

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What's up peeps <insert wart joke here>?

I've been off the grid for a few days - are the Furballs still campaigners?
You've actually been sacked!
Victim of rampant PC, I'm afraid.
 

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What's up peeps <insert wart joke here>?

I've been off the grid for a few days - are the Furballs still campaigners?
Does the Pope s**t in his hat?
 
Does the Pope s**t in his hat?

Thank you for this comment. After some silent reflection in this, my answer to this would be no. I believe the Pope does not or would not s**t in his own hat.

I’ve been to and had a s**t at the Vatican and the standard of public toilets is such that I have a reason to believe the Pope’s own toilet would be of good standard if not excellent. This makes it unnecessary for him to s**t in his own hat.

I do not put any credence into the notion that he might freely choose to s**t in his hat, because who in their right mind would opt for that when there is a perfectly good toilet nearby? I know money is no object for cleaning or hat replacement et cetera, but it would at least be an awkward and uncomfortable shitting experience.

Now of course neither you nor I can be absolutely certain either way, but I’m saying the odds are stacked in my favour.

And the logical extension of this all is that the Furies are indeed not campaigners (or are no longer campaigners if you must debate this point).

On that note I will bid you good night.
 
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Thank you for this comment. After some silent reflection in this, my answer to this would be no. I believe the Pope does not or would not s**t in his own hat.

I’ve been to and had a s**t at the Vatican and the standard of public toilets is such that I have a reason to believe the Pope’s own toilet would be of good standard if not excellent. This makes it unnecessary for him to s**t in his own hat.

I do not put any credence into the notion that he might freely choose to s**t in his hat, because who in their right mind would opt for that when there is a perfectly good toilet nearby? I know money is no object for cleaning or hat replacement et cetera, but it would at least be an awkward and uncomfortable shitting experience.

Now of course neither you nor I can be absolutely certain either way, but I’m saying the odds are stacked in my favour.

And the logical extension of this all is that the Furies are indeed not campaigners (or are no longer campaigners if you must debate this point).

On that note I will bid you good night.

For those who want the TL;DR version.

The Pope does indeed s**t in his hat.

The Furies are campaigners.
 

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