FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[cynical]

Everybody psyched for virgin night tonight?

no, it's high level cringe

nothing like losing your virginity on tv to a very average looking chick who you could have found on a dating site/app

the guy cant be too smart cos he'll forever be known as the virgin from MAFS

I really dont know why he is on the show

 

[troybe]

MAFS smashing the opposition in the ratings
5 city Metro figures for Monday Feb 4
MAFS. 1,170,000
MKR 841,000
Celeb Jungle 565,000


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[LukeParkerno1]

MAFS smashing the opposition in the ratings
5 city Metro figures for Monday Feb 4
MAFS. 1,170,000
MKR 841,000
Celeb Jungle 565,000


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There’s actually over 500k that watch that Celebrity thing?

 

[Cruyff14]

Hahahahaha the bridesmaid is so going to be in FHM though!

It is alarming you keep mentioning FHM.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

It is alarming you keep mentioning FHM.

Don’t worry it’s been years since I’ve read it! I see enough rubbish on my Instagram

 

[srobbo]

Martha looks like a Kadashian.

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This.

Def baring a resemblance to Kim

 

[troybe]

There’s actually over 500k that watch that Celebrity thing?

I just rejected dinner at my folks place because they watch Jungle and it’s fvcken boring


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[LukeParkerno1]

I just rejected dinner at my folks place because they watch Jungle and it’s fvcken boring


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You made the right call unless you want an early sleep lol

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

Wonder if they had a chick on the show who was a virgin, if they would be playing up the 'will she get popped' angle.

 

[Cruyff14]

I do wonder why Martha is on this show. Surely she's crazy or something.

 

[dales.girl38]

This thread is absolute gold because literally everyone here gets it.

Unlike my colleagues OMG THAT MIKE IS A MYSOGNIST PIG WHEN WILL RHE SHOW LEARN NOT TO CAST PPLZ LIKE HIM!!!

I watched this with my mum last night. This was our conversation on loop.

Mum: she is horrible! Why would they put her on a show like this?
Me: mum, the sooner you learn that this show is for entertainment, not love, the happier you will be.
Mum: but don't they want them to end up together?
Me: nooooo, they want people to talk about the train wreck television they watched last night
Mum: but she's so awful
Me: exactly!

Seriously on loop in various different ways of saying the same thing. I think she enjoyed it though

 

[Royces Hart]

I want a spin off series, with Cyrell’s mum and Martha’s grandmother living together, Golden Girls style.

 

[Minka Beaver]

Wonder if they had a chick on the show who was a virgin, if they would be playing up the 'will she get popped' angle.

There's no chance that would even be an option, particularly in the current climate. We've moved beyond that rubbish.

I find the virgin storyline really boring. In fact, I find that couple boring full stop.

 

[Shell]

Everybody psyched for virgin night tonight?

I am ashamed to admit i am counting down the hours...

6 hours to go!!!!!

 

[Shell]

I want a spin off series, with Cyrell’s mum and Martha’s grandmother living together, Golden Girls style.

Roflmao

 

[LukeParkerno1]

I am ashamed to admit i am counting down the hours...

6 hours to go!!!!!

Honeymoons should be awesome!

 

[Shell]

****ing oath mate

 

[Shell]

And then travel guides to follow- honeymoons is a nice lead in actually to that

 

[LukeParkerno1]

And then travel guides to follow- honeymoons is a nice lead in actually to that

Lucky I reminded you of that! Love the Frendz family!

 

[Belnakor]

I find the virgin storyline really boring. In fact, I find that couple boring full stop.

the girl isnt' very attractive. She looks like she'll blow out the moment she gets older.

 

[RelaxMax]

Everybody psyched for virgin night tonight?

No *yawn*

 

[Neese]

I want a spin off series, with Cyrell’s mum and Martha’s grandmother living together, Golden Girls style.

and Bronson's dad, he seems nice

 

[WCErevival]

the girl isnt' very attractive. She looks like she'll blow out the moment she gets older.

She's odd because her body isn't that big but she has a large face. Usually it's the other way round.

 

[Royces Hart]

and Bronson's dad, he seems nice

Nah, he’s too nice.

Actually Lizzy’s mum would go alright in a sarcastic, brutally honest, Bea Arthur kind of way.

 

[Neese]

and Jessika's Dad for some agro