FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[LukeParkerno1]

Was sarcasm.

But sentences are not good enough still.

100% agreed. Violence is the lowest form of anything.

 

[Tranquilli37]

Not sure why Matt always feels the need to add, 'with a woman' every time something is mentioned. Guessing his done it witha guy!?
Could easily say, never had sex, shared a bed, shared a spa...me thinks subliminal, YVAN EHT NIOJ
Also, Lizzies in the room for 5 days waiting and doing her make up. Clearly she has a phone and would of contacted her friends coz shes stressed and bored af, not sure why her friends were so suprised!?
If Ines is that comfortable losing her shit this early in, could you imagine what shed be like in the future when shes comfortable? Full headcase...shes got bigger issues, if her hobbies are watching her sisters dog drink milk!

 

[gordo2016]

The virgin in todays Herald Sun. " I run by the motto a gentleman never tells because it is disrespectful to Lauren."
Ha ha. If you don't want to tell, don't go on national tv, being watched by millions of viewers. Lose your virginity in private, like most of us do.
This guy fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[Shell]

This gif is for Ines

I know its not exactly a dog drinking the milk but its the best i could find..

 

[tandino]

. Lose your virginity in private, like most of us to do.

Well, not totally private I would hope.

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

This gif is for Ines

I know its not exactly a dog drinking the milk but its the best i could find..

Well that's just something everyone can enjoy.

 

[Neese]

Aww Bronson, I want to hug him and his Dad

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

My wife asked last night how I would handle Ines.

My response was that I'd give her a nickname that had absolutely nothing to do with anything. Something innocuous like Belvedere. And keep calling her that every time she opened her mouth. Constantly. "What was that Belvedere?", "Calm down Belvedere?", "Going off like that, is there any wonder everyone calls you Belvedere?", etc etc.

If a nutcase like that hasn't slit my throat after 3 weeks, she'll be in a mental asylum trying to figure it out.


The wife looked at me with a WTF look on her face for a couple of seconds, shook her head and said "you deserve her...."

 

[darklake]

Wonder how she spoke to the Magistrate?

Heard she told him to stfu!

 

[Brick Loosener]

Heard she told him to stfu!

She calmed down after she had time to decompose herself.

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

Wonder how she spoke to the Magistrate?

I heard she asked the magistrate if he wanted to root her.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Who is ready?

10 mins

 

[tandino]

Take the phone off the hook and tell the kids to go out and play on the road.

 

[Shell]

Yah is DP time

 

[drd23]

Yah is DP time

I probably wouldn't be using that in reference to this show, people might think of the sexual version of that abbreviation

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I got the baby to sleep at 7.15pm YASSS #MAFSontime

 

[HBF]

Here comes the dinner party.

 

[Shell]

I probably wouldn't be using that in reference to this show, people might think of the sexual version of that abbreviation

Deep penetration?

Could be some of that too

 

[troybe]

Get ready, trendsetters


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[HBF]

Narrator off to a good start.

 

[Shell]

Hes a dick already

 

[dales.girl38]

Waiting for NZ innings to finish before I can switch over

 

[Shell]

More toaster pizza!!

 

[Cruyff14]

Chocolate for breakfast. Interesting.

 

[Shell]

This why u fat eating bloody chocolate for breakky