Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

[Dylan8]

You soccer/football buffs.

If Ageuro played for anyone but City he would be considered the second coming of Christ himself.

Yes?

He's a season away from being statistically level/above Henry. No doubt he's already a top 3 striker in the Premier League history.

You can argue the amount of money behind him takes a bit of the sheen off but it's a testament to his consistency and ability that he's managed to hold down that #9 spot for so many years in the richest team in the country.

Hard to make a case of any of Shearer, Henry or Aguero being better than each other. All equally great.

Side note Chelsea can do one. What a shithouse capitulation.

 

[Andre]

Has anyone else's De-tiser workaround for reading Adelaidenow stopped working?

Some of the time. Seems to work for some pages and not others the last few days.

 

[Grave Danger]

Has anyone else's De-tiser workaround for reading Adelaidenow stopped working?

Not yet, but that Outline thingy seems to have been sussed by News, Limited.

 

[manureid]

He's a season away from being statistically level/above Henry. No doubt he's already a top 3 striker in the Premier League history.

You can argue the amount of money behind him takes a bit of the sheen off but it's a testament to his consistency and ability that he's managed to hold down that #9 spot for so many years in the richest team in the country.

Hard to make a case of any of Shearer, Henry or Aguero being better than each other. All equally great.

Side note Chelsea can do one. What a shithouse capitulation.

Most of this is true enough.

Just not the part about Chelsea. That was good.

 

[Dylan8]

Most of this is true enough.

Just not the part about Chelsea. That was good.

Scraping top four and begging for a City title win. State of yous.

 

[Grave Danger]

I have decided that I will use the Lynx Africa deodorant I was given at Christmas rather than no deodorant at all (c'mon - it's still summer). Off to the shops this morning though, hopefully Lynx is not this week's deodorant special at Woollies.

 

[manureid]

Scraping top four and begging for a City title win. State of yous.

I guess it is like being Liverpool of the last 25 odd years. Strange feeling indeed.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If De-tiser stops working, give it a few days and it'll be back. They always find a workaround.

 

[edgie]

edgie

Metallica is one of the world's hardest touring bands? Since when?

Ol' Brian is losing more than his hearing.

 

[edgie]

I have decided that I will use the Lynx Africa deodorant I was given at Christmas rather than no deodorant at all (c'mon - it's still summer). Off to the shops this morning though, hopefully Lynx is not this week's deodorant special at Woollies.

I swear I'm still working my way through 'use in case of emergency' Lynx packs from years gone by.

 

[chiwigi]

So that guy on mafs called that feral campaigner a campaigner on tv last night.

Good on him

And got the 'don't speak to women like that' lecture, whilst she called him a dickhead every five minutes.

 

[Magus]

Metallica is one of the world's hardest touring bands? Since when?

Ol' Brian is losing more than his hearing.

Not in the last 10 years but they certainly were.

 

[Doctor Feel]

And got the 'don't speak to women like that' lecture, whilst she called him a dickhead every five minutes.

> Implying the whole ****ing lot of them aren't campaigners.

 

[tribey]

And got the 'don't speak to women like that' lecture, whilst she called him a dickhead every five minutes.

Hahaha. Yes. He used disrespectful language over a period of seconds, she disrespects him and pretty much everyone else over the entire duration and it’s, “she’s fiesty. tough nut to crack. did you know she was a refugee?”

 

[Magpiespower]

Kicked off in the street last night.

Kid next door was playing outside and kept hitting Graham's roller-door. One was gunshot loud. BANG! So Graham comes out and says:

"If you put a dent in that door, it's going to cost you a-lot of money."

The kid goes back inside and tells his dad. His dad, Jason, charges across to Graham's and knocks on the front door. Graham steps out. They have words.

0-100 in about 6.7 seconds.

The best bit was when Graham said Jason was a shit dad coz he won't clean up his backyard so his kids can play in it, also he should "get a job."

“YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY F@%KING LIFE, I GAVE UP A F@%KING JOB I HAD FOR FIVE F@%KING YEARS TO LOOK AFTER MY F@%KING KIDS COZ THEIR F@%KING MUM’S A F@%KING DRUG ADDICT, I'M SORRY, SO F@%KING SORRY, FOR DOING THE RIGHT F@%KING THING!!!”

“LOOK DICKHEAD, I’VE SEEN RATS COME OUT OF YOUR CARPORT, IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING, CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!”

Today, Jason filed a complaint with the Housing Trust and they told him to piss off, lol.

"This is between you two - it's got nothing to do with us."

So now Jason is going to the cops with next door neighbour Kevin as his star witness. Kevin watched the whole kerfuffle from his front porch and I'm pretty sure it was the first time his big dumb fat ass has left the souped-up PC gaming desk in months. Kevin claims:

"Graham threatened [the kid.]"

RON HOWARD, NARRATOR: He didn't.

Meanwhile, big-boned Bethan from down the street rescued a "drowning" man at the local pool. But as she wrapped her arms around him to swim to safety, old mate slid his hands slid below her waist and copped a feel. So Bethan pushed him under and tried to drown him, lmao.

F@%k, I love this street...

 

[Portology]

Kicked off in the street last night.

Kid next door was playing outside and kept hitting Graham's roller-door. One was gunshot loud. BANG! So Graham comes out and says:

"If you put a dent in that door, it's going to cost you a-lot of money."

The kid goes back inside and tells his dad. His dad, Jason, charges across to Graham's and knocks on the front door. Graham steps out. They have words.

0-100 in about 6.7 seconds.

The best bit was when Graham said Jason was a shit dad coz he won't clean up his backyard so his kids can play in it, also he should "get a job."

“YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY F@%KING LIFE, I GAVE UP A F@%KING JOB I HAD FOR FIVE F@%KING YEARS TO LOOK AFTER MY F@%KING KIDS COZ THEIR F@%KING MUM’S A F@%KING DRUG ADDICT, I'M SORRY, SO F@%KING SORRY, FOR DOING THE RIGHT F@%KING THING!!!”

“LOOK DICKHEAD, I’VE SEEN RATS COME OUT OF YOUR CARPORT, IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING, CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!”

Today, Jason filed a complaint with the Housing Trust and they told him to piss off, lol.

"This is between you two - it's got nothing to do with us."

So now Jason is going to the cops with next door neighbour Kevin as his star witness. Kevin watched the whole kerfuffle from his front porch and I'm pretty sure it was the first time his big dumb fat ass has left the souped-up PC gaming desk in months. Kevin claims:

"Graham threatened [the kid.]"

RON HOWARD, NARRATOR: He didn't.

Meanwhile, big-boned Bethan from down the street rescued a "drowning" man at the local pool. But as she wrapped her arms around him to swim to safety, old mate slid his hands slid below her waist and copped a feel. So Bethan pushed him under and tried to drown him, lmao.

F@%k, I love this street...

Swimming, t*ts, variety and a near bashing.

On point.


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[crafty_bernardo]

Yikes


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[Garibaldi Red]

Bloody hell, this must be the longest offseason ever.

Find me a new house Mother Fcuckers and MAFS. What’s next? I’m a celebrity campaigner, get me out of here or MKR?

Thank fcuk Magpiespower is back and reporting for duty.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bloody hell, this must be the longest offseason ever.

Find me a new house Mother Fcuckers and MAFS. What’s next? I’m a celebrity campaigner, get me out of here or MKR?

Thank fcuk Magpiespower is back and reporting for duty.

Dancing with the stars returns like next week m8.

 

[chiwigi]

> Implying the whole ******* lot of them aren't campaigners.

When anyone harps pn about toxic masculinity (the type that's not actually toxic), I point them to MAFS to take a look at their own toxicity.

 

[Grave Danger]

Kicked off in the street last night.

Kid next door was playing outside and kept hitting Graham's roller-door. One was gunshot loud. BANG! So Graham comes out and says:

"If you put a dent in that door, it's going to cost you a-lot of money."

The kid goes back inside and tells his dad. His dad, Jason, charges across to Graham's and knocks on the front door. Graham steps out. They have words.

0-100 in about 6.7 seconds.

The best bit was when Graham said Jason was a shit dad coz he won't clean up his backyard so his kids can play in it, also he should "get a job."

“YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY F@%KING LIFE, I GAVE UP A F@%KING JOB I HAD FOR FIVE F@%KING YEARS TO LOOK AFTER MY F@%KING KIDS COZ THEIR F@%KING MUM’S A F@%KING DRUG ADDICT, I'M SORRY, SO F@%KING SORRY, FOR DOING THE RIGHT F@%KING THING!!!”

“LOOK DICKHEAD, I’VE SEEN RATS COME OUT OF YOUR CARPORT, IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING, CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!”

Today, Jason filed a complaint with the Housing Trust and they told him to piss off, lol.

"This is between you two - it's got nothing to do with us."

So now Jason is going to the cops with next door neighbour Kevin as his star witness. Kevin watched the whole kerfuffle from his front porch and I'm pretty sure it was the first time his big dumb fat ass has left the souped-up PC gaming desk in months. Kevin claims:

"Graham threatened [the kid.]"

RON HOWARD, NARRATOR: He didn't.

Meanwhile, big-boned Bethan from down the street rescued a "drowning" man at the local pool. But as she wrapped her arms around him to swim to safety, old mate slid his hands slid below her waist and copped a feel. So Bethan pushed him under and tried to drown him, lmao.

F@%k, I love this street...

Your use of the word "kerfuffle" recalled this book I read recently. I reckon Tony Martin may have been inspired by your BigFooty postings as much as the letters to the editor page...

‘They’re different, that’s for sure. And I wouldn’t put anything past ’em.’

It’s 2006, and terror scaremongering in the media has rattled the residents of sleepy, suburban Dunlop Crescent. When a Maori family moves into number 14, the local cranks assume they are Middle Eastern terrorists hell-bent on destroying the Australian way of life. Rumour has it that they plan to turn their house to face Mecca.

This sets off an extraordinary chain of events that embroils the entire neighbourhood as well as cynical media figures, bumbling anti-terrorist police, and a gang of white supremacists with a radical plan to wake up the country and ‘preserve Australian values’. At the centre of it all is Gordon, a retired widower, who just wants a bit of peace and quiet.

Deadly Kerfuffle is a smart, riveting and incredibly funny novel inspired by actual letters to the editor in a local newspaper. Through biting satire and a cast of unforgettable characters, it’s an insight into the kind of paranoia that could only ever blossom in the quietest and safest of places.

https://www.booktopia.com.au/deadly-kerfuffle-tony-martin/prod9781925584448.html

 

[Forzaport]

Yikes


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Lucky genies are blue...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yikes


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AHAHAHAHHAA

 

[Dylan8]

David Cross should be the genie

 

[Magpiespower]

Your use of the word "kerfuffle" recalled this book I read recently. I reckon Tony Martin may have been inspired by your BigFooty postings as much as the letters to the editor page...

‘They’re different, that’s for sure. And I wouldn’t put anything past ’em.’

It’s 2006, and terror scaremongering in the media has rattled the residents of sleepy, suburban Dunlop Crescent. When a Maori family moves into number 14, the local cranks assume they are Middle Eastern terrorists hell-bent on destroying the Australian way of life. Rumour has it that they plan to turn their house to face Mecca.

This sets off an extraordinary chain of events that embroils the entire neighbourhood as well as cynical media figures, bumbling anti-terrorist police, and a gang of white supremacists with a radical plan to wake up the country and ‘preserve Australian values’. At the centre of it all is Gordon, a retired widower, who just wants a bit of peace and quiet.

Deadly Kerfuffle is a smart, riveting and incredibly funny novel inspired by actual letters to the editor in a local newspaper. Through biting satire and a cast of unforgettable characters, it’s an insight into the kind of paranoia that could only ever blossom in the quietest and safest of places.

https://www.booktopia.com.au/deadly-kerfuffle-tony-martin/prod9781925584448.html

lol, this is pretty much my street except it's the awesome new $44m Salisbury Community Hub instead of turning a house to face Mecca...