Is Nic Natanui the worst value footballer of the 2000's?

[Snake_Baker]

1935 disposals in 10 years of football, comprising 571 clangers, and at a cost of $8-10 million dollars.

1354 effective disposals/220 possible games = 6.2 effective disposals @ ~ $6,000 per effective disposal.



The absolute WORST value footballer since the turn of the century, and a life member of the impostors club.

Discuss.

 

[Smedts_2]

Vickery

 

[Dinsdale]

Dangerplonk

 

[Snake_Baker]

Vickery

A very good comparative model.

1119 effective disposals over 198 possible H&A games = 5.7 effective disposals, but the sting in this tail is the value.

Vickery couldn't have been paid more that $4 million all up for his career so 5.7 effective disposals @ ~ $3,500 per effective disposal, makes Vickery the better value footballer.

 

[Mofra]

He made the AA team once, and hasn't played in a flag.
Theory has merit.

 

[harry000]

1935 disposals in 10 years of football, comprising 571 clangers, and at a cost of $8-10 million dollars.

1354 effective disposals/220 possible games = 6.2 effective disposals @ ~ $6,000 per effective disposal.

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The absolute WORST value footballer since the turn of the century, and a life member of the impostors club.

Discuss.

Yet they still managed to win a premiership with him on the list. Does that make him like Tom Boyd and the dont really care how much theyve paid him?

 

[Snake_Baker]

He made the AA team once...........

You know as well as I do that the AFL loves a good gimmick. Particularly if it has a multicultural flavor.

 

[Dinsdale]

You know as well as I do that the AFL loves a good gimmick. Particularly if it has a multicultural flavor.

I'll bow to your greater access and use of statistics and records, but can you publish the comparison for Dangerplonk? His effective disposals are woeful for one so highly paid. Also has zero flags.

 

[Mofra]

You know as well as I do that the AFL loves a good gimmick. Particularly if it has a multicultural flavor.

They really missed an opportunity by not naming 22 backmen in the Greek team of the century

 

[Smedts_2]

A very good comparative model.

1119 effective disposals over 198 possible H&A games = 5.7 effective disposals, but the sting in this tail is the value.

Vickery couldn't have been paid more that $4 million all up for his career so 5.7 effective disposals @ ~ $3,500 per effective disposal, makes Vickery the better value footballer.

What would it look like if you just took his Hawthorn “career”?

 

[Bender_]

I think the most that can be taken from this is that people that care about value are usually broke-arse chumps (see OP's club).

Meanwhile:

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-c...e-back-of-2018-afl-premiership-ng-b881095694z

West Coast with a $7.5m profit for 2018.



You should stick to things you're good at Snake_Baker, like making shivs and sodomy.

 

[Snake_Baker]

What would it look like if you just took his Hawthorn “career”?

We have to be fair to the players involved. There's no cutting & pasting select chunks of player careers.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Imagine paying Todd Goldstein close to a million dollars a season.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Imagine paying a first rounder for Jon Hay

 

[DanWA]

Tom boyd will easily take this out with a few more potato seasons and cocaine breaks

Hilarious this is started by a norf supporter

 

[Snake_Baker]

Tom boyd will easily take this out with a few more potato seasons and cocaine breaks

A possible future contender, but he still has time on his side.

 

[HairyO]

Best, most accurate fred of the off season.

Top notch.

 

[Mofra]

Tom boyd will easily take this out with a few more potato seasons and cocaine breaks

That's Tom 'Premiership Player' Boyd to you.

Unlike Thug Gaff and NicNot.

 

[DanWA]

A possible future contender, but he still has time on his side.

He plays under luke hasnoanswers beveridge and he has a pea sized heart. Put it in the book now

 

[DanWA]

That's Tom 'Premiership Player' Boyd to you.

Unlike Thug Gaff and NicNot.

Premiership*

 

[Snake_Baker]

Not bad work for 6 disposals a match

 

[Mofra]

Not bad work for 6 disposals a match

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Pool - check.
West Coke - check.

He's only a set of **** away from being Jack Watts.

 

[DanWA]

Pool - check.
West Coke - check.

He's only a set of **** away from being Jack Watts.

Needs more of the liber family goods.

 

[Snake_Baker]

WTF?

I can see where he learned to fleece money now.

 

[Mofra]

WTF?

I can see where he learned to fleece money now.

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Wouldn't be the first west Coast player to get so hammered he woke up three days later in a cave.