Port don't have a single player worthy of captaincy

[Lethality]

So they have to announce two players to be captain together for the first time in their 149/22 year history. How do they decide who wears the number 1? Do they both wear it? Awkwaaaard.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Copying Adelaide again the minnows.

 

[subaru]

So they have to announce two players to be captain together for the first time in their 149/22 year history. How do they decide who wears the number 1? Do they both wear it? Awkwaaaard.

.05 and .05 works for me

Ollie is there for when Jonas
gets suspended and Jonas is there for when Ollie goes waterskiing

 

[Damp Squarie]

A lot of upset Puffers are saying 1870 should be taken off the jumper because it’s meaningless....well HELLLLLLOOOOO

 

[Damp Squarie]

Jack Watts For **** and Captain polled three times more votes than Robbie Gray....nice work you tarpsetting laughing stock.
ROFL

 

[subaru]

Where are all the puffers that lay shit on us for co captains????

1870
FMD
I laugh


And I laugh

 

[Damp Squarie]

The tide must be out...or they are downhill skiing softcocks too gutless to discuss it.

 

[crazywildhorse]

The tide must be out...or they are downhill skiing softcocks too gutless to discuss it.

Nobody goes missing like a Paer Puffer under defeat and controversy

 

[charcoalchicken]

Are poort paer still in the afl? Didn't realise they still had a team? huh, funny.

 

[subaru]

Yep
Definitely captain material for the Filth

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Nelso ?
dav3 ?
RonSon ?
Beats28772 ?

Joint captains was a laughable idea when the crows did it. Thoughts now that you've followed suit?

 

[Lethality]

 

[Beats28772]

Nelso ?
dav3 ?
RonSon ?
Beats28772 ?

Joint captains was a laughable idea when the crows did it. Thoughts now that you've followed suit?

Don’t tag me ped... Couldn’t give a fuuk.

 

[Smithy7]

Are poort paer still in the afl? Didn't realise they still had a team? huh, funny.

You must have known Port had a team ... Port played your mob twice last season, and thrashed you .. huh. funny ..

 

[Nelso]

Nelso ?
dav3 ?
RonSon ?
Beats28772 ?

Joint captains was a laughable idea when the crows did it. Thoughts now that you've followed suit?

Please dont tag me Meltingcake

I really dont give a shit what you think

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Kind of stuff the Suns pull... minnow franchises be minnow....

 

[GrommoT]

.05 and .05 works for me

Ollie is there for when Jonas
gets suspended and Jonas is there for when Ollie goes waterskiing

Numbers need to be different tho...

 

[SaltPeter]

Numbers need to be different tho...

1 metric and 1 imperial captain ..

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Please dont tag me Meltingcake

I really dont give a shit what you think

This isn't what I think. You were the one laughing at Adelaide for joint captains, just wondering if it's still funny now that Port Power have copied?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Don’t tag me ped... Couldn’t give a fuuk.

But But...tradition

Weak as piss decision from KKK.

Koch bangs on about “making tough decisions” and then wimps it because he didn’t want to offend whoever “missed out”. He should go back to selling insurance.

Keefy has become the worst communicator in the AFL and should’ve just made the announcement instead of winding up all the ferals beforehand who now just want to lynch him.

Kern has been conspicuous in his absence and the answer to “what did we learn” still eludes him as he asks for “more time” to find answers to his inept coaching.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Please dont tag me Meltingcake

I really dont give a shit what you think

But what do you think Chester?
Good decision to copy the Crers?

 

[Damp Squarie]

You must have known Port had a team ... Port played your mob twice last season, and thrashed you .. huh. funny ..

You’re learning Foster...nice comeback.
I gave you a like for that one.

So your mob have tore up the creed (119)
You’re wear a powder blue strip
You sing a stop stop stop song...(epitomised last year)
Now you dispense with “one captain”

Great tradition since 1997

 

[subaru]

 

[Bernie L]

Hey Smelso, suck on a fat one.


The Port board should be rather entertaining today.

Tradition - shmadition

 

[Mofra]

Numbers need to be different tho...

I'd imagine Port fans would be terrified by seeing .05 in any combination.