Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Howard Littlejohn]

I heard a mum call out for their child Darwin once. No idea if it was a boy or a girl.

Surname "Award"?

 

[SugarShane]

Indeed better off naming their kid after a good pornstar.

If my sister had a girl (she didn't) one of the names in the mix was Belladonna. I couldn't figure out how to tell them to google it a bit with safesearch off to see if it was suitable, luckily in the end I didn't have to.

 

[drd23]

If my sister had a girl (she didn't) one of the names in the mix was Belladonna. I couldn't figure out how to tell them to google it a bit with safesearch off to see if it was suitable, luckily in the end I didn't have to.

Naming a kid after the poisonous weed isn't much better

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

 

[drd23]

Oh god. I'm legitimately having a hard time figuring out which is the worst name on there.

Also, what's the bet that "Roxand" comes from one (or both) or the parents mishearing Roxanne by The Police?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Methany. We might have a winner.

 

[GreyCrow]

You know most are bad when Montague is the best there

 

[dales.girl38]

They'd better stick together, nobody else would want to go near them. Yikes.

 

[Skeppersap]

Least she wasnt called Falcon

Or 'The bogs in KFC in Langley Village'

 

[Beerfish]

Methany. Named after what the parents were doing when they came up with it.

 

[craigos]

"Our Family Together, For Always"

Where do you even start

 

[Quivorir]

Methany...Holy shit.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Montague is the only decent name there.

 

[Mofra]

Methany. Named after what the parents were doing when they came up with it.

That question gets really interesting when you then see "Annel"

 

[raskolnikov]

I hope that says Tiffany and not Piffany.

 

[akkaps]

I hope that says Tiffany and not Piffany.

You will be disappointed.

 

[raskolnikov]

You will be disappointed.

My god. Poor girl. Or is it a boy?

 

[craigos]

My god. Poor girl. Or is it a boy?

Her parents are either real bogan or real progressive so i'm unsure at whether they'd be for gender tags or not.

 

[Sainteric]

Just discovered today he has a younger brother. Memphis.

Waiting for little Nashville to come along.

Memphis is actually a biblical name one of the meanings is house of the good. This is interesting because a very old Egyptian city that had major temples, it was the major city before Alexandria was built and then declined fairly rapidly was called Memphis this would of been around probably when the biblical Jews were in Egypt.

 

[drd23]

Memphis is actually a biblical name one of the meanings is house of the good. This is interesting because a very old Egyptian city that had major temples, it was the major city before Alexandria was built and then declined fairly rapidly was called Memphis this would of been around probably when the biblical Jews were in Egypt.

That's all true, but given the kid's older brother is called Tennessee it's pretty clear that the city in the US is the inspiration for the name, not the ancient Egyptian one

 

[Sainteric]

That's all true, but given the kid's older brother is called Tennessee it's pretty clear that the city in the US is the inspiration for the name, not the ancient Egyptian one

His older brother was Thomas his name is Walter.

 

[Cleavy]

is Piffany the bogan epiphany that they clearly didn't have?

 

[raskolnikov]

OMG. I just noticed. Annel.

I sure as hell hope it's not pronounced Anal. But either way the poor kid is going to cope it all their lives.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

But either way the poor kids are going to cope it all their lives.

EFA.

 

[Tadpole]

Emmason.