FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[darklake]

Mine did the same, thought it must have been me doing something wrong.

Are you feeling better DG?

 

[drd23]

They clearly follow a script of sorts, they usually start positive, then negative, before going positive again.

I think that all the vows are written by someone else

 

[Hawthorn United]

I think that all the vows are written by someone else

Yeah, sounds just like a Pete and Manu review of a dish.

Say something vague that implies negative, pause/commercial break, then give positive.

 

[HBF]

Yeah 100%, seems a genuine bloke

And she's putting all the blame on him.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

And she's putting all the blame on him.

Colour me shocked. What does she expect when she wants to leave twice..

 

[HBF]

Heidi and Mike are going to drag on for about as long as it takes Andy Maher to ask a question.

So so true.....

 

[Royces Hart]

Martha strikes me as the kind of person who would happily own a slave if she could get away with it.

 

[Pessimistic]

I think that all the vows are written by someone else

They are the same hand, no doubt. Boring actually

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Odd when I try to read p 837 it goes back to p1

Mine did the same, thought it must have been me doing something wrong.

I've been having all sorts of weird stuff like that going on lately

Me too. Pages 838-842 atm.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

An hour and a half of Mike and Heidi lol

Travel Guides looking better by the second

 

[Shell]

Its a tad over an hour, not an hour and a half.

But yeah is crazy. 3 eps of this shit and only 2 of reunion??? Surely could have gone the other way round.

 

[Del191229]

Martha strikes me as the kind of person who would happily own a slave if she could get away with it.

She already does?

 

[Royces Hart]

She already does?

I hope Tinkerbell quit his teaching job, sold his home and told his footy coach to **** off, so that he could relocate to Bondi.

It’s the least he deserves.

 

[Royces Hart]

And what was with Mark saying that he couldn’t expect Ning to relocate to Melbourne to live in his shoebox?

Mate, she has three kids and a house. You are a PT, who could shift your worldly possessions in carry on luggage.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Its a tad over an hour, not an hour and a half.

But yeah is crazy. 3 eps of this shit and only 2 of reunion??? Surely could have gone the other way round.

Even an hour is way too long. Half that time is surely plenty. Why couldn’t they have put this one on Sunday night’s episode

 

[LukeParkerno1]

And what was with Mark saying that he couldn’t expect Ning to relocate to Melbourne to live in his shoebox?

Mate, she has three kids and a house. You are a PT, who could shift your worldly possessions in carry on luggage.

It was nice way of saying “you’ve been an utter turnip to me Ning who has given me no action for 7weeks”. Why prolong something that won’t work. She’s way too insecure

 

[RelaxMax]

I hope Tinkerbell quit his teaching job, sold his home and told his footy coach to **** off, so that he could relocate to Bondi.

It’s the least he deserves.

Lured by the smell of plastic snatch

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Lured by the smell of plastic snatch

Lap dog was very happy last night...his parents not so much

 

[Tranquilli37]

Skipped last night and probably will again tonight until Sunday, but got a quick rundown from the mrs. Goodluck to Kmartshian and Bruce Jenner. The guy just doesnt have a clue...

 

[RelaxMax]

I wonder when it gets warm if it gives off a New Car Scent?

Too far???

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Skipped last night and probably will again tonight until Sunday, but got a quick rundown from the mrs. Goodluck to Kmartshian and Bruce Jenner. The guy just doesnt have a clue...

Trust me you didn’t miss much

 

[Del191229]

And what was with Mark saying that he couldn’t expect Ning to relocate to Melbourne to live in his shoebox?

Mate, she has three kids and a house. You are a PT, who could shift your worldly possessions in carry on luggage.

This show really should be called "The Whole World Will Be Shown Why Exactly It Is You're Single".

Take Ning - treated him like shit at the wedding, actively rude to him and his friends, kept that up for a few weeks, then threw herself at him and demanded sex giving off huge "crazy in the bed crazy in the head" vibes, kept saying leave, and now claims he treated her badly.

Take Mark - doesn't make the slightest effort to make any concession to acknowledging what women might want in a man in the way he lives his life.

 

[Del191229]

I wonder when it gets warm if it gives off a New Car Scent?

Too far???

Nup, not even close.

Martha would be a dud root, calling it here. (I think called it several hundred pages ago too.)

Would be completely self absorbed and lack enthusiasm, would be like rooting a sex doll from the near future.

Jessika has her many many failings, but she'd a dirty little ride and a half, and if she was into you, would blow you in lifts, do anything. Would be great fun for about two weeks say, if you knew you were going overseas to start a new life or something, when you were 23.

 

[HBF]

An hour and a half of Mike and Heidi lol

Travel Guides looking better by the second

Why do they need a whole ep just for them?

 

[cynical]

How can Martha afford to live in Bondi anyway? is she in a share house? or paying half her income to live in a studio apartment