Teams that have lost to the "worst team in history" tracker

[JustaBattler]

GC's first win ended Ratten's career at Carlton - maybe they can do him the same favour now he is over at St Kilda?

 

[Craven Morehead]

Never know, some of the 30,000 that recently joined Rihcmond may turncoat to the suns and quadruple your membership base.

There's a couple from here that I'd like to veto from that migration.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

What a fall from grace for the doggies... spoon this year?

Nah saints have this one covered.

 

[Starburns_]

Didn't you beat Brisbane last week?

Tree falling in the woods...

Wait until we start winning more often, all 2 of us are going to be unbearable to deal with here.

Wait, there's two of you now?!

There's a couple from here that I'd like to veto from that migration.

...oh, right.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Whilst we all know that St Kilda only won by a point due to some preferential treatment by the umpires last week, the Mighty Gold Coast Suns aka the worst team in history have taken another scalp this week.

A team that prior to the start of the game it was heard that this could be a new dawn, a shining ray of hope, a resurgence of the all conquering purple ****s of that one season when they weren’t entirely shit.



Well done Fremantle, despite our best efforts to throw away the game by kicking 700 straight behinds, you still managed to be done by the worst team in history. But don’t feel too bad because unlike the mouse turds that take up proportionately more space that anything else in your trophy cabinet, you’ll have more company soon enough.

 

[Craven Morehead]

I think Bigfooty management need to send a cleaning team to the Fremantle board stat!
There's blood all over the place.
Fascinating reading.
LOL!!!

 

[Plugger35]

Whilst we all know that St Kilda only won by a point due to some preferential treatment by the umpires last week

You got 11 more free kicks than us.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

You got 11 more free kicks than us.

You really couldn’t help yourself could you?

I put it there just for you and you just swam in and took it.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I think Bigfooty management need to send a cleaning team to the Fremantle board stat!
There's blood all over the place.
Fascinating reading.
LOL!!!

They were done in by Sam Collins! ****ing brilliant.

 

[Plugger35]

You really couldn’t help yourself could you?

I put it there just for you and you just swam in and took it.

Well you can't blame the umpires for a loss when you get 11 more free kicks, you bottled it, just like Freo bottled it today.

 

[FISTO]

Sam Collins would be Freo's best defender

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Well, this is awkward, how could a team lose not just once but twice to the worst team in history, there will always be those lol moments in our history like when Westhoff missed a set shot kick to give the mighty SUNS their first ever win, we had an NRL convert beat Richmond after the siren after we were 4 goals down with 5 minutes to go.
Tom Lynch moving to Richmond for more success, the list goes on. At the very top of this list must now surely be this last Sunday, come on down...again.


Despite the umpires also playing for the home side, Plugger35 can confirm, the doggies just weren’t good enough to get the job done.

 

[Trouto]

getting rid of players like Lynch that didnt want to play at the club and were mentally dragging the others down was a master stroke by the Suns.

 

[smasha]

Anthony Miles has Richmonded the Gold Coast.

 

[Groin guru]

Damn. Just checked the fixture. Playing your shit team at Carrara stadium. Ball will be like a sponge = ugly game to watch. I can't wait until your franchise folds so you stop ruining football and taking money from other clubs.

 

[Hairy Maclary]

Late last year Matthew "Goldfish with Alzheimers" Lloyd declared Gold Coast to have the worst list in History.

https://www.themorningbulletin.com....s-will-have-the-worst-list-ever-put-/3550600/

By history of course, he is referring to the vast expanse of time between the end of 2016 and now,

As a warm up for the season proper, I present to you, the first team to lose to the worst team in AFL History.

Whats that? It's only JLT, it doesn't matter! We didn't have our full side in! The great Tom Boyd who is worth every cent from that one time he played a great game wasn't in the side. That other guy with the bleached hair wasn't playing either!

Take comfort in your cheap consolations.

I look forward to adding more to the list as the worst team in history cuts a swathe through the competition and to Matthew Lloyds already diminished reputation.



Also, **** you Matt

Hello sir. How do I change my team supported to Gold Coast?

 

[Craven Morehead]

Damn. Just checked the fixture. Playing your shit team at Carrara stadium. Ball will be like a sponge = ugly game to watch. I can't wait until your franchise folds so you stop ruining football and taking money from other clubs.

Supports Norf. Owen 3 and equal bottom of the ladder.
Has The Deplorables as his avatar.
How very, very apt!

 

[Groin guru]

Supports Norf. Owen 3 and equal bottom of the ladder.
Has The Deplorables as his avatar.
How very, very apt!

Could be worse...could have an orange jumper and play in a state populated by bogans and school leavers.

 

[Craven Morehead]

Could be worse...could have an orange jumper and play in a state populated by bogans and school leavers.

Oh geez, I'll have to rip the entire Aloe Vera plant out of the garden after that burn!
Enjoy the wrong Scott brother and your shit list.

 

[SnusCG]

Anthony Miles has Richmonded the Gold Coast.

It appears Tom Lynch has Gold Coasted Richmond as well

 

[Mini GF]

This is a Beautiful Thread that celebrates the incredible achievements of our much despised list from The Beautiful City and are turning us into without doubt The Beautiful Club despite the best efforts of the VFL, it’s woeful illiterate VFL Cheerleader Media And it’s non creditable VFL Umpires.

The glorious GC. Winning.

 

[Mini GF]

It appears Tom Lynch has Gold Coasted Richmond as well

Captain Bedwetter has moved up a gear and now has soiled the entire RICHmond mattress

 

[Iva Bigun]

Damn. Just checked the fixture. Playing your shit team at Carrara stadium. Ball will be like a sponge = ugly game to watch. I can't wait until your franchise folds so you stop ruining football and taking money from other clubs.

Geez North wouldn’t to be adding too much to that pot and it wouldn’t feel right to take your dole cheque off ya

Enjoy Tassie, Kangadevils

 

[Groin guru]

Geez North wouldn’t to be adding too much to that pot and it wouldn’t feel right to take your dole cheque off ya

Enjoy Tassie, Kangadevils

You're only relevant because the AFL didn't want to throw away the blueprint offered to North. You're an after thought. Like every player that wants to leave your shit club

 

[Mini GF]

We seem to be right under the skin of Norff Fans. They must be genuinely scared of being moved to Tasmania.
I do agree though that every Bedwetter that has left the Beautiful Club are now after thoughts.