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You're only relevant because the AFL didn't want to throw away the blueprint offered to North. You're an after thought. Like every player that wants to leave your shit club
The AFL has many blueprints and North would be a pawn in many of them.
 
5 Gold Coast supporters on the Bay.

It's happening folks, it's about 5 years too late, but it's happening.

6 if we can convince Hairy Maclary to come over
 
You're only relevant because the AFL didn't want to throw away the blueprint offered to North. You're an after thought. Like every player that wants to leave your shit club


And how is Aaron going for ya.....has he laid a tackle yet...or converted you to his religion, or more to the point, has he won you a game yet?
 
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There's a real stink of inferiority complex ITT
 
There's a real stink of inferiority complex ITT

You'd know I guess, how did it feel to help Melbourne off the bottom of the ladder last night?
 
You'd know I guess, how did it feel to help Melbourne off the bottom of the ladder last night?
We owed Roosy that much. Luckily for you, we also owe Dewy a solid, so you can thank me in advance.
 

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Fundamentals:

In Australian Rules Football the essential aim of the game is to score more points in total than the opposition by kicking goals. On the oval pitch are four goal posts each end — two big ones in the middle and a smaller one either side.

A goal is scored when the ball is kicked, without being touched by anyone else, through the two tallest posts in the middle (goalposts). It is worth six points.

A point or a behind is scored if the ball is touched by a player before crossing the goal-scoring line, if it hits one of the goalposts or it passes over the goalpost, or when the ball goes between a goalpost (the tall one) and a point post (the shorter one). A point can also be scored when a defender has carried the ball behind their own goal line rather than risk the opposition scoring a goal.

The game is divided into four quarters of 20 minutes each, plus ‘time-on’ (extra time for stops in play).

four quarters

four quarters

four quarters.


Unfortunately for these guys,

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They only played for 3 and 99/100 quarters.

With merely 10 seconds remaining on the clock Jack (doesn't rhyme with cows - Thanks Eddie) Bowes, broke the hearts of Carlton supporters everywhere, and in taking off the bay mask for a minute, to Carlton supporters, I felt that the game could have gone either way, both sides played very ordinary football at times and the umpires bordered on incompetent at both ends.

For everyone else, enjoy this picture of Dale Thomas

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Fundamentals:

In Australian Rules Football the essential aim of the game is to score more points in total than the opposition by kicking goals. On the oval pitch are four goal posts each end — two big ones in the middle and a smaller one either side.

A goal is scored when the ball is kicked, without being touched by anyone else, through the two tallest posts in the middle (goalposts). It is worth six points.

A point or a behind is scored if the ball is touched by a player before crossing the goal-scoring line, if it hits one of the goalposts or it passes over the goalpost, or when the ball goes between a goalpost (the tall one) and a point post (the shorter one). A point can also be scored when a defender has carried the ball behind their own goal line rather than risk the opposition scoring a goal.

The game is divided into four quarters of 20 minutes each, plus ‘time-on’ (extra time for stops in play).

four quarters

four quarters

four quarters.


Unfortunately for these guys,

0e533ec8cc.jpg


They only played for 3 and 99/100 quarters.

With merely 10 seconds remaining on the clock Jack (doesn't rhyme with cows - Thanks Eddie) Bowes, broke the hearts of Carlton supporters everywhere, and in taking off the bay mask for a minute, to Carlton supporters, I felt that the game could have gone either way, both sides played very ordinary football at times and the umpires bordered on incompetent at both ends.

For everyone else, enjoy this picture of Dale Thomas

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Thomas
The floggiest flog of a footballer that ever flogged himself off to Floggsville
Emeritus Professor of Flog from Oxford University
 
I think it's a bit of an exaggeration to call Carlton a team
Cripps and Walsh were the only 2 AFL players in Blue I saw out on the ground.
 
Late last year Matthew "Goldfish with Alzheimers" Lloyd declared Gold Coast to have the worst list in History.

https://www.themorningbulletin.com....s-will-have-the-worst-list-ever-put-/3550600/

I look forward to adding more to the list as the worst team in history cuts a swathe through the competition and to Matthew Lloyds already diminished reputation.
How did that work out for you? Not only do you have the shittest list but you've got a coach that may not survive until 2020 because he's morbidly obese. If he has a motlop pre-season break he's going to need a Gold Coast moo moo.
 
How did that work out for you? Not only do you have the s**ttest list but you've got a coach that may not survive until 2020 because he's morbidly obese. If he has a motlop pre-season break he's going to need a Gold Coast moo moo.
Cool
 
How did that work out for you? Not only do you have the s**ttest list but you've got a coach that may not survive until 2020 because he's morbidly obese. If he has a motlop pre-season break he's going to need a Gold Coast moo moo.
Youre a fat campaigner aren't you.
 
How did that work out for you? Not only do you have the s**ttest list but you've got a coach that may not survive until 2020 because he's morbidly obese. If he has a motlop pre-season break he's going to need a Gold Coast moo moo.

Forgot about this thread, left for a European country with no internet at the end of Rd 4. How many teams did we destroy while I was away?
 

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