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How many rounds will it take for reality to once again crush Carlton supporters' spirits

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What round do Carlton supporters accept the crushing reality of their true shitness?

  • Team selection for round 1 when Thomas Bugg makes a surprise comeback

    Votes: 2 4.9%
  • Round 1 vs the Tigers

    Votes: 10 24.4%
  • Round 4 when they lose to Gold Coast in front of a crowd of 248

    Votes: 23 56.1%
  • They're already tanking for picks to trade in Jack Watts

    Votes: 6 14.6%

  • Total voters
    41

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Just to get out of bottom 4 they need to be four (maybe 6) goals a game better than 2018. Improve by two goals they are still bottom two
 
Just to get out of bottom 4 they need to be four (maybe 6) goals a game better than 2018. Improve by two goals they are still bottom two

Stupid troll is stupid.

Applied to 2018 results a mere improvement of 2 goals more scored, and 2 goals less conceded per game adds up to 8 wins.

Make it 3 and 3 = 13 wins.

But as you know, we're all about the process, not the scoreboard.
 
Stupid troll is stupid.

Applied to 2018 results a mere improvement of 2 goals more scored, and 2 goals less conceded per game adds up to 8 wins.

Make it 3 and 3 = 13 wins.

But as you know, we're all about the process, not the scoreboard.
Its not a stupid troll, its quite a well informed troll. If Carlton were a four goal better team in every game last year, it would have meant 7 wins and a draw, which is STILL bottom 4. Seeing as the average score was about 60, thats a 40% improvement and still bottom of the league.
 

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Its not a stupid troll, its quite a well informed troll. If Carlton were a four goal better team in every game last year, it would have meant 7 wins and a draw, which is STILL bottom 4. Seeing as the average score was about 60, thats a 40% improvement and still bottom of the league.

Factually incorrect and deceptively manipulated as well.

Nice Quinella.
 

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Definitely the Gold Coast game. Prior to that we'll have two respectable/close losses, one win and two rising star nominations. Up and about. "No Lynch, No Gold Coast" we'll all be crowing. "When we win this one we'll be two and two with the winless Dogs to come. That means next week we'll be 3 and 2" will shout some others excitedly.

Then we'll play Gold Coast - winless after three rounds obviously. Some big guy will step up into the 'kick a bag against carlton but never more than 2 against anyone else' role vacated by Lynch. ****, i don't know, lets say Two Meter Peter. Holman will kick three in one of his seven games for the year before he is shunted out for some first year phenom who'll just piss off in two years anyway. Some fringe over the hill spud like Rischitelli (is he still playing?) will carve us up. And Walsh will do his shoulder.

But still we show up, year on year. **** I love footy.
Bump. FUUUUK.
 
Definitely the Gold Coast game. Prior to that we'll have two respectable/close losses, one win and two rising star nominations. Up and about. "No Lynch, No Gold Coast" we'll all be crowing. "When we win this one we'll be two and two with the winless Dogs to come. That means next week we'll be 3 and 2" will shout some others excitedly.

Then we'll play Gold Coast - winless after three rounds obviously. Some big guy will step up into the 'kick a bag against carlton but never more than 2 against anyone else' role vacated by Lynch. ****, i don't know, lets say Two Meter Peter. Holman will kick three in one of his seven games for the year before he is shunted out for some first year phenom who'll just piss off in two years anyway. Some fringe over the hill spud like Rischitelli (is he still playing?) will carve us up. And Walsh will do his shoulder.

But still we show up, year on year. **** I love footy.
Like shelling peas
 
Throwing away pick 1 for Liam Stocker

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Funnily enough we’re only three games out of the eight!
Wait for a mid season resurgence of epic detergents!
 

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Funnily enough we’re only three games out of the eight!
Wait for a mid season resurgence of epic detergents!
Classic case of a coach who presided over a period of tanking or at least minimal expectations who's struggling to shift player mindset towards winning. Bolton may not actually be a shit coach but its clear the playing group needs to hear a new voice to establish in their heads a new era has begun.
 
Classic case of a coach who presided over a period of tanking or at least minimal expectations who's struggling to shift player mindset towards winning. Bolton may not actually be a shit coach but its clear the playing group needs to hear a new voice to establish in their heads a new era has begun.
Meh, we’re getting closer every week.
We were terrible today and should have won.
I’m happy just to watch Sam Walsh tbh.
 

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