How many rounds will it take for reality to once again crush Carlton supporters' spirits

[leobarryustar]

Just to get out of bottom 4 they need to be four (maybe 6) goals a game better than 2018. Improve by two goals they are still bottom two

 

[Laphroaig]

Just to get out of bottom 4 they need to be four (maybe 6) goals a game better than 2018. Improve by two goals they are still bottom two

Stupid troll is stupid.

Applied to 2018 results a mere improvement of 2 goals more scored, and 2 goals less conceded per game adds up to 8 wins.

Make it 3 and 3 = 13 wins.

But as you know, we're all about the process, not the scoreboard.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Congratulations Carlton for providing the reality check that Essendon fans so desperately require.

Essendon fans, reality. No.

 

[leobarryustar]

Stupid troll is stupid.

Applied to 2018 results a mere improvement of 2 goals more scored, and 2 goals less conceded per game adds up to 8 wins.

Make it 3 and 3 = 13 wins.

But as you know, we're all about the process, not the scoreboard.

Its not a stupid troll, its quite a well informed troll. If Carlton were a four goal better team in every game last year, it would have meant 7 wins and a draw, which is STILL bottom 4. Seeing as the average score was about 60, thats a 40% improvement and still bottom of the league.

 

[Haduken]

to be fair (and I'm almost never fair when it come to Carlton). That Walsh kid goes OK..

not OK enough to save them from a wooden spoon though..

 

[Laphroaig]

Its not a stupid troll, its quite a well informed troll. If Carlton were a four goal better team in every game last year, it would have meant 7 wins and a draw, which is STILL bottom 4. Seeing as the average score was about 60, thats a 40% improvement and still bottom of the league.

Factually incorrect and deceptively manipulated as well.

Nice Quinella.

 

[leobarryustar]

Factually incorrect and deceptively manipulated as well.

Nice Quinella.

You cant be bothered proving me wrong so I’ll stand by it

 

[SaltPeter]

Could be all over tonight with Carringbush 2 8 points up in the AWFL

 

[ItsGameTime]

Round 1 2020.

 

[SaltPeter]

Round 1 2020.

I'm impressed with your confidence VagVag_JS

 

[ItsGameTime]

I'm impressed with your confidence VagVag_JS

I thought this was a banter thread as it is posted in Bay 13? Am I wrong SaltEater?

 

[SaltPeter]

I thought this was a banter thread as it is posted in Bay 13? Am I wrong SaltEater?

Nah .. this just a massive shit posting board ..

 

[Benny78]

I'd say the MCG she just be over 2 morgens

 

[Laphroaig]

You cant be bothered proving me wrong so I’ll stand by it

That's the trouble with half arsed trolling.

When you allocate hypothetical extra wins in one place, they inevitably translate to hypothetical losses elsewhere.

It's not difficult, unless you're too lazy to think it through.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Definitely the Gold Coast game. Prior to that we'll have two respectable/close losses, one win and two rising star nominations. Up and about. "No Lynch, No Gold Coast" we'll all be crowing. "When we win this one we'll be two and two with the winless Dogs to come. That means next week we'll be 3 and 2" will shout some others excitedly.

Then we'll play Gold Coast - winless after three rounds obviously. Some big guy will step up into the 'kick a bag against carlton but never more than 2 against anyone else' role vacated by Lynch. ****, i don't know, lets say Two Meter Peter. Holman will kick three in one of his seven games for the year before he is shunted out for some first year phenom who'll just piss off in two years anyway. Some fringe over the hill spud like Rischitelli (is he still playing?) will carve us up. And Walsh will do his shoulder.

But still we show up, year on year. **** I love footy.

Bump. FUUUUK.

 

[juice t]

Definitely the Gold Coast game. Prior to that we'll have two respectable/close losses, one win and two rising star nominations. Up and about. "No Lynch, No Gold Coast" we'll all be crowing. "When we win this one we'll be two and two with the winless Dogs to come. That means next week we'll be 3 and 2" will shout some others excitedly.

Then we'll play Gold Coast - winless after three rounds obviously. Some big guy will step up into the 'kick a bag against carlton but never more than 2 against anyone else' role vacated by Lynch. ****, i don't know, lets say Two Meter Peter. Holman will kick three in one of his seven games for the year before he is shunted out for some first year phenom who'll just piss off in two years anyway. Some fringe over the hill spud like Rischitelli (is he still playing?) will carve us up. And Walsh will do his shoulder.

But still we show up, year on year. **** I love footy.

Like shelling peas

 

[A Cut Above]

Throwing away pick 1 for Liam Stocker

 

[chelseacarlton]

Funnily enough we’re only three games out of the eight!
Wait for a mid season resurgence of epic detergents!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

What the **** even is a Marc anyway? Where's the K you pink finger bun eating, wife getting pounded by Duck flog cuck soft campaigner.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Throwing away pick 1 for Liam Stocker

And pick 2 the way they are travelling.

 

[A Cut Above]

Funnily enough we’re only three games out of the eight!
Wait for a mid season resurgence of epic detergents!

Classic case of a coach who presided over a period of tanking or at least minimal expectations who's struggling to shift player mindset towards winning. Bolton may not actually be a shit coach but its clear the playing group needs to hear a new voice to establish in their heads a new era has begun.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Classic case of a coach who presided over a period of tanking or at least minimal expectations who's struggling to shift player mindset towards winning. Bolton may not actually be a shit coach but its clear the playing group needs to hear a new voice to establish in their heads a new era has begun.

Meh, we’re getting closer every week.
We were terrible today and should have won.
I’m happy just to watch Sam Walsh tbh.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

I was watching the F1 race in a pub in my spot near a single tv. The GC/Blues game on at the same time dominated the joint. When the last, match winning goal was scored for GC, the pub erupted with laughter. I thought most of them must be BF posters!

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Carltanks new midgame chant....

 

[kreuze_missile]

Mofra FYI it took 4 rounds