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Bloody glad we didn’t recruit Aaron Hall. He’s been shirking contest after contest tonight. Biggest pea heart in the competition.


He's struggling at North, he was the big dick at GC and ran his own show.
 
Lol you wanted him...


Still think he's an okay footy player, he's not getting used well. He's not meant to be tough, he's an outside runner. Always had consistency issues too. Wanted Rocky and Powell Pepper more.
 
North waste so many forward entries. They need a small pressure forward. Actually all the sides that lack decent small forwards seem to struggle at the moment.
 
Still think he's an okay footy player, he's not getting used well. He's not meant to be tough, he's an outside runner. Always had consistency issues too. Wanted Rocky and Powell Pepper more.
He is a Pigeon
 
I'm so jealous of Rozee, I wish we'd taken him now, looks a super star. Winx has got some show to put on now.
 

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I'm so jealous of Rozee, I wish we'd taken him now, looks a super star. Winx has got some show to put on now.



Winx is going to be the player we hope for. He’ll bleed red, white and black. In #12 we trust.




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After North’s few goals at the end they went ahead of Melbourne who are now sitting bottom of the ladder. What a fall from the Dees!
I have to admit I laughed! It's not often you get up the ladder after a loss.

Ah well. Suck sht Demons. [emoji847]
 

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What a terrible game tonight and if Port played against anyone half decent they would have got flogged. In saying that Jeez they have drafted well over the last few years in Rozee, Butters, Duursma last year, Marshall, Powell-Pepper, Drew, Howard, Houston plus a few other likely types in Bonner and the recruitment of Dixon, Ryder, Lycett, Burton, Rockliff etc.

Think the recruitment team over there need to give themselves a pay rise because they have absolutely nailed the trades/picks.
 
I'm interested to see Port and just how good they really are, but we won't find out when they take on what I consider to be the shit of the competition.

North Melbourne. There are few teams I hate more. But I don't hate North with a passion, I just despise their shitness.

The suburb of North Melbourne, at least in my day, was shit. Just an empty industrial wasteland and nothing happening there at all.
The colours couldn't be blander, that budget bright blue and white colour scheme that screams discount shopping, vertical stripes, a ******* kangaroo for gods sake. North Melbourne. The club are even trying to drop the name and just have them known as the Kangaroos. The lack of imagination is palpable. They might as well have called themselves the Australian Dogs or the Enter Location Somethings and used grey and white as the default colours.

Their Golden Era Dynasty was a meagre two flags, not even consecutive. They had the champion of the league and he was possibly the least unremarkable thing about the club, and even he was an abusive disloyal sorry excuse for a human. The coach of that period was a miserable dour old prune with an 80s haircut.

Since then their level in the league has ranged from "surprisingly OK" to "irredeemably shit" and their natural habitat is just under the top 8. Predictably, just when we thought they were going to continue being shit, going into 2018, they scrubbed up and got themselves up enough to sideswipe us and derail us for the season, before predictably returning to their natural course of shittiness for this season.

Think of their stars: Ben Brown, an inflated gronk that kids would naturally run away from, not idolise. Ziebell, Cunningham, all the rest; I can't even remember the names of the campaigners they are that irrelevant. Their big trades were from the second most unfashionable club after them, Port. Polec and Shittard, one a star of the comp in the same way that Alan Arkin is a Hollywood star. Who's Alan Arkin? Exactly. LDU and Jy Simpkin will no doubt end up being extremely bland and/or average.

There is nothing about them that excites. Nothing that is even bad enough to be interesting, they are just nothing; the default setting on your phone, the chicken salad on your menu, the Ford Fiesta in your showroom, the City of Adelaide on your Map of Australia, they are a muted blue and grey office with 80s school furniture. They should have been boxed up and sent to the Gold Coast at the dawn of the expansion era, but they wouldn't have suited the sunshine and happiness. They are Anti-Toursim. They are an industrial park, not a theme park. They are an irrelevance, no matter if they are performing strongly or heading for a spoon; they are not even a Black Hole, that's too exciting and exotic, they are a grey hallway, an Inertia Zone.

Get Stuffed North Melbourne Kangaroos.
Holy shit.

This is up there with an all time rant/roast

Absolutely ****ing random

I ****ing love it ahahah
 
Yep. Big fan of Powell Pepper, Wines and Robbie Gray have been stars for ages, Paddy Ryder is a great senior presence, Boak and Ebert are deeply unfashionable local dudes that are dependable, Rozee and Duursma look like being stars, there's so much to like in their team and I kind of admire them because they are not glamourous but they are mostly good; dunno why they can't reach a consistently dominant level: maybe their homeground advantage is a weakness in some ways because it softens them up when it's taken away, like a lot of the interstate teams. Great colours too!
Ah, except apparently Boak is from Victoria. Whoops!

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-04-26/the-masterstroke-that-has-power-veteran-boak-a-brownlow-fancy
 
Bloody glad we didn’t recruit Aaron Hall. He’s been shirking contest after contest tonight. Biggest pea heart in the competition.
The ultimate show pony. Only gets going when the game is over as a contest. I never thought we were really interested as he’s the opposite of what we usually go for.
 
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