Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 14 - SUCKcession (Taking 400k in 2026 soft cap)

[Doctor Feel]

Do you think Steve Roessel is Hinkley Out? The use of the word delusional has the spidy senses tingling.

Edit: I am reliably informed it's actually a far more eloquent poster here.

 

[Bump Bailey]

“Ken took on what others didn’t want to do”

The casual lack of respect for the football club, in defence of a blow-in who wore out his welcome years ago.

But he’s the ‘true supporter’.

Find it hard to believe we’re still having to endure attitudes and opinions like that in the year of our lord 2025.

Like what’s the endgame for these people? Are they happy for him to have a job for life? The radicalisation of their minds needs to be studied.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why do people who support the ebola propagation strategies the club employs, also happen to not be able to type or string two words together. The random fullstops and double spaces. I just picture Ken sitting on the couch using his Ipad cycling through burner accounts, slow typing messages of support like a boomer, and fat fingering the touch keyboard.

 

[Sheeds]

These Ken defenders make it sound like Ken took the job on and has been doing it as some type of voluntary role all these years out of the kindness of his heart. They are aware he took the job on the proviso he didn’t have to interview for it and has been highly paid to the tune of millions of dollars…..As we keep saying, there will be a lot of rewriting of history to try and make the Hinkley tenure more successful than the reality.

 

[Steve Dore]

.... The radicalisation of their minds needs to be studied.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

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"Dont join the knockers"

Knocks club champion Matty Primus (who really did the hard yards as coach), as well as Mead and Fin.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nine Time; s Out Of Ten When YOur Try To Do SOmething Your Gonna Fail But One Times Outta Ten YOuur Gonna Do A OK Job (by Ken Hinkley)


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Greetiung, failers. Youever wonber why when youy do something lotta time;s you;re fail it? Well, let me in on a little secretion: Ninetime out of Ten yo;re going to try to do something youre going to fail it, but one time’s outta ten youlre gonna do a OK kob ,

You seep, not everoybody is bron to do good job on thing that they want to do , In factm some of the best people at do thinge (actcor Keemu Reef, singer Beyondmeat, ) were really suoer trebible at it when The first start. Remembmpiner bicylce expart Lanch Armstong? Well, let just say first time he rod onto bicyle he crash into pond. It took him NINE time’s to ride bincycle until he could do a OK jolb , ,riding perfenclty into pond without crash , f

I wonce saw a small child man Sitting on a Small child man saw a sitting man , small. And cry. So I said, Child, what wrongth?” He say , Og Kenni , my father die, I Have no one left in the wrold, “ “oh” I said. “Try again , little one” “becasue” “if you give up now , how you gonna do that?” “What you mean, Kenni?” said little Round boy . confusing boy. “I men, little roundbar, That just because This father doenst work out dones mnt, mean that you wont find A one that even better than before , “ So try agon, tiny roundish one” “But kenf, what?” He cried , unsure of what he was knowing. “I don”t wnat another fahter, “ “OK Boy, “ I scolded , “ well, if you;re going to Give up now there is No Chnance of anything: And I stumpled off into the woods and neighter one of us was heard from again, ,

As You can see from My lovelingy srtory, Giving pup is never the ansmwer. Just todaydu I was remindered of This when I was tryingn to dry my hand’s off on a trowel, , lj Frist time I try , still wet. Thought about to just give up and leave wet forever, But throat to myslef, “You know what, I gonna try agrain. “ 2nd time, same bromblem , still wet, “OK, wellm guess this just isn’;’t going to Work out , Maybe drying hands isnt my thung,. , But then I rmensered the story I jsut wrote above, which I had wroted 5 minutes before hands got wet (it urine( so I trry again , 3,rd time. Guess what? Still wet : 4, 5 6 , 6 , tim 3,4 hj, 68281 times and you Know what?

Hands now Pretty much drsy.,
I gus that goe’s to Shorp: Nie time s out Of teo your gonan fail but one time s out of 10 oyu;re going to do an OK jomb, ,


Thknas you For hearing my Idea,

Keninly
The hedcock of pordelaide

 

[Duck Farmer]

"Dont join the knockers"

Is this about the picture of Karoline Leavitt in the post above yours?

 

[rogerjames]

“Ken took on what others didn’t want to do”

The casual lack of respect for the football club, in defence of a blow-in who wore out his welcome years ago.

But he’s the ‘true supporter’.

The lack of respect for PA & its history is at pandemic proportions. Thats what you get when you allow your club to be treated like shit for over a decade, never talk up its achievements & progressively lower expectations & standards to amateur level.

 

[Us against the rest]

The lack of respect for PA & its history is at pandemic proportions. Thats what you get when you allow your club to be treated like shit for over a decade, never talk up its achievements & progressively lower expectations & standards to amateur level.

The club has even let the supporters take one for the team by the pro Victorian media, we are the most fickle supporters in the league apparently.

 

[Us against the rest]

Past players that hang their hats on the success of the PAFC should be disgusted with themselves for allowing the club and it's
supporters to be disrespected for over a decade.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

 

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Nine Time; s Out Of Ten When YOur Try To Do SOmething Your Gonna Fail But One Times Outta Ten YOuur Gonna Do A OK Job (by Ken Hinkley)


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Greetiung, failers. Youever wonber why when youy do something lotta time;s you;re fail it? Well, let me in on a little secretion: Ninetime out of Ten yo;re going to try to do something youre going to fail it, but one time’s outta ten youlre gonna do a OK kob ,

You seep, not everoybody is bron to do good job on thing that they want to do , In factm some of the best people at do thinge (actcor Keemu Reef, singer Beyondmeat, ) were really suoer trebible at it when The first start. Remembmpiner bicylce expart Lanch Armstong? Well, let just say first time he rod onto bicyle he crash into pond. It took him NINE time’s to ride bincycle until he could do a OK jolb , ,riding perfenclty into pond without crash , f

I wonce saw a small child man Sitting on a Small child man saw a sitting man , small. And cry. So I said, Child, what wrongth?” He say , Og Kenni , my father die, I Have no one left in the wrold, “ “oh” I said. “Try again , little one” “becasue” “if you give up now , how you gonna do that?” “What you mean, Kenni?” said little Round boy . confusing boy. “I men, little roundbar, That just because This father doenst work out dones mnt, mean that you wont find A one that even better than before , “ So try agon, tiny roundish one” “But kenf, what?” He cried , unsure of what he was knowing. “I don”t wnat another fahter, “ “OK Boy, “ I scolded , “ well, if you;re going to Give up now there is No Chnance of anything: And I stumpled off into the woods and neighter one of us was heard from again, ,

As You can see from My lovelingy srtory, Giving pup is never the ansmwer. Just todaydu I was remindered of This when I was tryingn to dry my hand’s off on a trowel, , lj Frist time I try , still wet. Thought about to just give up and leave wet forever, But throat to myslef, “You know what, I gonna try agrain. “ 2nd time, same bromblem , still wet, “OK, wellm guess this just isn’;’t going to Work out , Maybe drying hands isnt my thung,. , But then I rmensered the story I jsut wrote above, which I had wroted 5 minutes before hands got wet (it urine( so I trry again , 3,rd time. Guess what? Still wet : 4, 5 6 , 6 , tim 3,4 hj, 68281 times and you Know what?

Hands now Pretty much drsy.,
I gus that goe’s to Shorp: Nie time s out Of teo your gonan fail but one time s out of 10 oyu;re going to do an OK jomb, ,


Thknas you For hearing my Idea,

Keninly
The hedcock of pordelaide

OMFG I'm not sure what is more impressive. If you have actually written this then I am absolutely shocked, you have a gift. I was like Tyson in the gif when I read Beyondmeat , then I barely made it past the start of the next paragraph with the small sitting child. But if this was ChatGPT or something, then AI has definitely peaked.

 

[afl2004]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

Yes mainly for a sick twisted mind this club hierarchy have given me

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

At the end of the day if you tune in you can see a genuine Port man doing his best to rally his under pressure side to fight their way back in to this season.

(I talk of course about Adam Kingsley)

 

[Capital Power]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

No. And I have tickets...

 

[PowerBaz]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

He probably wouldn’t walk an hour would he?

 

[Interstater]

Does anyone have any appetite at all to watch us play this weekend?

Even the most ardent Hinkley fan must have lost interest by now.

To me the image below is the defining symbol of the PAFC "AFL Managed" era.

You see this image on its head now, you know what it means to me:

• the SANFL (who should not have had control of this club anyway) selling its control to the AFL once the white blood cells of the PAFC had rejected in full the SANFL's control
• the AFL (riding on the coat tails of the taxpayer funded Adelaide Oval upgrade) milking every last cent it could from the goodwill built up from the 1870-2004 era
• black earthing that goodwill whilst setting up a false narrative for a new "teal generation" in the most newspeak fashion possible
• the "owners" of this club gaslighting this club and the "members" having absolutely nothing they can do about it, whilst the children of the "members" are funneled into this cycle of failure by the biggest scam since the banks told children they were their best friend by giving them a moneybox in primary school
• the members, not wanting to walk away from this club, being the boiled frogs whilst seeing nothing but a cruel narrative for this clubs future
• co-captains, Ken, limp lettuce trading, under development of the football department
• the Alberton mound mob having their mounds removed, one shovel load at a time, and being replaced by the St Kilda model, so the PAFC can be written up as a club that was big in its own State, but couldn't handle the big league
• the wait for those with memories of what this club was to die, to complete the full franchising of something that was once great, but has been wrung dry for the self interests of others
• our (the alberton mound mob) perception of this club died the day its license was sold to the AFL, we just didn't know it yet, 2004 was the zenith, without a member controlled takeover this club will forever more be a frustration to those that knew of its previous success, and an irrelevant clownshow to those who "manage" it
• 2028 and what the Crows do is the only skerrick of interest I have left, will it spark those of the PAFC past to rise up, or are all the frogs dead, bought off or given "member" board positions to shut them up.
• Ken and 2025 are just symptoms, get ready to point your pitchforks elsewhere, as the real enemies remain hidden

Anyway, that is what the image below means to me, I jumped out of the pot years ago, I'm just here now listening to the rest of the frogs scream while those in charge add more logs to the fire.

I'm so glad that Fos, Bob and my grandfather never saw what became of this club.
There is nothing worse than seeing your efforts wasted.

I hope that answers your question.

 

[Capital Power]

He probably wouldn’t walk an hour would he?

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Even if he did, I don't think it would do much good. Greyhound Racing has been banned here since 2018.

 

[PowerLil]

**subject to change

 

[Nelso]

Knicks fire their coach after making the Eastern Conference final.

Meanwhile at Alberton all we hear is crickets.

 

[1954]

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Without wishing to offend anyone who does so due to their belief, the wearing of a cross as a look at me fashion item designed to convince the gullible that Trump and his cohorts are the genuine article reeled in the dumb septic tanks in the US bible belt hook, line, and sinker!

 

[Ports1870]

Tom Thibodeau, takes over the Knicks in 2020 when they are joke and a rabble, brings them back to relevancy and makes playoffs multiple times.
But after getting knocked out in the eastern conference finals in his 5th season, the Knicks decide that he is not the guy that can take the team to a championship.

Why couldn’t it have been this simple with Hinkley?

 

[PowerLil]

Tom Thibodeau, takes over the Knicks in 2020 when they are joke and a rabble, brings them back to relevancy and makes playoffs multiple times.
But after getting knocked out in the eastern conference finals in his 5th season, the Knicks decide that he is not the guy that can take the team to a championship.

Why couldn’t it have been this simple with Hinkley?

Because our administration is littered with cucks?

 

[Bump Bailey]

Tom Thibodeau, takes over the Knicks in 2020 when they are joke and a rabble, brings them back to relevancy and makes playoffs multiple times.
But after getting knocked out in the eastern conference finals in his 5th season, the Knicks decide that he is not the guy that can take the team to a championship.

Why couldn’t it have been this simple with Hinkley?

If only Thibs' wife (he doesn't have one) had told Knicks owner James Dolan to "shut the **** up" around a kitchen table, forcing Dolan to pathetically retreat into himself like a shriveled penis. He'd have a job for life then.