Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[sr36]

The other smart thing Carlton have done over the years is retain a high number of injury prone C and D graders on their list, so when the team inevitably underperforms, they can just point to the injury list as an excuse...

I think they could have won the flag this year if Fantasia, Fogarty and Cincotta had've gotten a good run at it.

 

[Robertio]

It's all about youf when you're a Blooser.

Why would you want to retain Charlie and TDK in their prime years when you can have draft picks instead?

Carlton had no say in it but losing them will get us to 17 before the cooked Pies.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Balanced and dynamic with good footskills, can't wait to see the #newblues

 

[Fadge]

Carlton had no say in it but losing them will get us to 17 before the cooked Pies.

How many times do you think you'll say 'Our premiership window will start in 3 to 4 years time', and inevitably be disappointed, before you give up?

Hence, can you understand why when a team is actually in a premiership window, it's in their interests to extend it for as long as possible?

 

[Fadge]

Balanced and dynamic with good footskills, can't wait to see the #newblues

And yet, they still have Acres, Walsh and Cripps on their list...

 

[sr36]

Balanced and dynamic with good footskills, can't wait to see the #newblues

The balanced thing is Vossy's idea. He's told the recruiters to get blokes who fall over less. He's sharp.

 

[gab213]

The standard Blooser off season...

'Things will be different NEXT YEAR'

Whilst I'm not saying that we'll finish above you, I'm thinking that we will be moving in opposite directions, you going down, us going up.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Seriously Carlton should be coached by Hans Christian Andersen. Their supporters are living in a fairytale. Unfortunately for them, there is no happily ever after.

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[sr36]

Seriously Carlton should be coached by Hans Christian Andersen. Their supporters are living in a fairytale. Unfortunately for them, their is no happily ever after.

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They're a powerhouse. All their powerbrokers ensure it. Nothing can go wrong - again.

 

[Mick F]

Carlton had no say in it but losing them will get us to 17 before the cooked Pies.

Certainly should be able to bring in talented youngsters over the next couple of years, that could develop into a fine unit.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Seriously Carlton should be coached by Hans Christian Andersen. Their supporters are living in a fairytale. Unfortunately for them, their is no happily ever after.

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They are easily duped

If you're running a scam, you'd target Carlton supporters surely

Oh hang on, someone is already doing that

 

[sr36]

I've found a fantastic page of ideas to help out Blues fans:

Wooden Spoon Crafts

We love crafting with wooden spoons, and we've got a whole host of ideas for you here! Just give the children some paint and a few crafty bits and pieces and find some inspiration at Activity Village....

www.activityvillage.co.uk

This one is my favourite:

Little Red Riding Hood Wooden Spoon Puppet

Make this Little Red Riding Hood wooden spoon puppet and team it with our wolf wooden spoon puppet - and you are ready to put on a play! You will need: Wooden spoon Red felt Stiff felt or craft foam in other colours Wool Tacky glue Wiggle eyes Marker pens Instructions:

www.activityvillage.co.uk

 

[Robertio]

I've found a fantastic page of ideas to help out Blues fans:

Wooden Spoon Crafts

We love crafting with wooden spoons, and we've got a whole host of ideas for you here! Just give the children some paint and a few crafty bits and pieces and find some inspiration at Activity Village....

www.activityvillage.co.uk

This one is my favourite:

Little Red Riding Hood Wooden Spoon Puppet

Make this Little Red Riding Hood wooden spoon puppet and team it with our wolf wooden spoon puppet - and you are ready to put on a play! You will need: Wooden spoon Red felt Stiff felt or craft foam in other colours Wool Tacky glue Wiggle eyes Marker pens Instructions:

www.activityvillage.co.uk

A cooked Pie

 

[Fadge]

Whilst I'm not saying that we'll finish above you, I'm thinking that we will be moving in opposite directions, you going down, us going up.

Which of the top 10 teams from 2025 do you predict Carlton can finish ahead of?

Because I don't see any.

 

[sr36]

Which of the top 10 teams from 2025 do you predict Carlton can finish ahead of?

Because I don't see any.

Williamstown and Coburg. Maybe Casey.

 

[Robertio]

Which of the top 10 teams from 2025 do you predict Carlton can finish ahead of?

Because I don't see any.

All of them.

 

[Robertio]

Williamstown and Coburg. Maybe Casey.

Your bedtime mate.

 

[jaggathebagger]

Williamstown and Coburg. Maybe Casey.

You think Williamstown and Coburg are currently top 10 teams in the AFL
Im confused

 

[Robertio]

You think Williamstown and Coburg are currently top 10 teams in the AFL
Im confused

He's from Disneyland mate, none of his posts are real.

 

[jaggathebagger]

He's from Disneyland mate, none of his posts are real.

Its a bit confusing when a poster asks which of the top 10 teams in 2025 will Carlton surpass. They stated Williamstown, Coburg and Casey , so who were the other 7 Carlton arent surpassing ?

 

[sr36]

You think Williamstown and Coburg are currently top 10 teams in the AFL
Im confused

Apologies. I assumed the question was about the VFL, as you're absolutely no chnace of finishing ahead of any of the top 10 AFL teams. And with the blokes you've recruited, it looks like you've picked up some decent VFL players.

 

[Worm4]

You think Williamstown and Coburg are currently top 10 teams in the AFL
Im confused

You are not alone. Fancy thinking those clubs were part of the AFL. Smh

 

[Robertio]

Its a bit confusing when a poster asks which of the top 10 teams in 2025 will Carlton surpass. They stated Williamstown, Coburg and Casey , so who were the other 7 Carlton arent surpassing ?

For a better life don't read his posts and if you do just think how lucky you are.

 

[Fadge]

Apologies. I assumed the question was about the VFL, as you're absolutely no chnace of finishing ahead of any of the top 10 AFL teams. And with the blokes you've recruited, it looks like you've picked up some decent VFL players.

Seems your part joke/part truth has confused the Blooser crew.

They're easily confused....

Poor Bloosers.

 

[Robertio]

Apologies. I assumed the question was about the VFL, as you're absolutely no chnace of finishing ahead of any of the top 10 AFL teams. And with the blokes you've recruited, it looks like you've picked up some decent VFL players.

Three of them have played over 180 games of AFL footy, just when you think....