Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 31

[Doctor Feel]

Why are they even playing BBL in Geelong the crowds are paltry.

Pork barrelling.

 

[afl2004]

I hate Ken Hinkley a lot too btw. Destroyed my love for the club. His enablers on the board can all go fukc themselves as well.

Hinkley vs MCG is

 

[afl2004]

Why are they even playing BBL in Geelong the crowds are paltry.

Geelong need another extension

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

What angers you more hinkley love or MCG love ?

Tbf the MCG is the most over rated venue in Australia.

It’s 1 wood is being big.

It’s otherwise a soul less shithole imo

If it was in Brisbane it would be shit canned but bigcums Victoria…….

 

[Wargreymon90]

MCG is great when it’s close to capacity.

I still prefer Adelaide oval

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

MCG is great when it’s close to capacity.

I still prefer Adelaide oval

IMO Adelaide oval is better in every way.

 

[Papa G]

Anyone who refers to it as "The Gee", who doesn't pronounce words where an "a" is where an "e" should be in words like helicopter and Elephant deserves a punch in the nose.

 

[Tibbs]

Anyone who refers to it as "The Gee", who doesn't pronounce words where an "a" is where an "e" should be in words like helicopter and Elephant deserves a punch in the nose.

 

[Sleezy]

Why are they even playing BBL...

I would have just stopped here

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Dillon announces rule changes for 2026!
*The bounce is gone and will be replaced with a welcome to country after each goal...most attentive side wins possession - if neither side are paying attention then a free kick will be awarded to Nick Daicos
*Players must inform the goal umpire of their pronouns before signalling intent to kick for goal
*Informed consent must be obtained prior to tackling an opponent
*The only acceptable sledges are "liar liar pants on fire" and "I know you are but what am I?"
*Players on opposing teams must gather together hand in hand in a circle at the end of each match and sing as Dill plays Koombayah softly on his guitar
*AFL footballs will now be made of soft foam to minimise injuries and prevent the AFL being sued for negligence

 

[VineValerian]

Dillon announces rule changes for 2026!
*The bounce is gone and will be replaced with a welcome to country after each goal...most attentive side wins possession - if neither side are paying attention then a free kick will be awarded to Nick Daicos
*Players must inform the goal umpire of their pronouns before signalling intent to kick for goal
*Informed consent must be obtained prior to tackling an opponent
*The only acceptable sledges are "liar liar pants on fire" and "I know you are but what am I?"
*Players on opposing teams must gather together hand in hand in a circle at the end of each match and sing as Dill plays Koombayah softly on his guitar
*AFL footballs will now be made of soft foam to minimise injuries and prevent the AFL being sued for negligence

These all sound quite reasonable

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Shirtless AFL footballer in the spotlight over violent street clash

The ugly brawl landed a person in hospital with a broken jaw.

7news.com.au

 

[soafraid]

Shirtless AFL footballer in the spotlight over violent street clash

The ugly brawl landed a person in hospital with a broken jaw.

7news.com.au

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.

According to the report he's a "footy star"

 

[Grave Danger]

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.

Isn't that the kid who took a pop shot at Trump last year? I thought he got kilt.

 

[Festerz]

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.

It's a shocker. That they didn't use the term 'AFL Star' in the headline should see that reporter sacked.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Tyler Brockman gets very unlucky in Geraldton.

 

[soafraid]

AFL legend Tyler Brockman goes wild and attacks several people with a steel chair in cowardly unprovoked attack!

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.

Sounds like a has been generic wrestler who was introduced as Mason Ryans cousin in 2013 before jobbing out to Ryback and never being seen again.

 

[ibd77]

Just watched a 30 minutes highlights package of Round 21, 2007 vs Geelong at Kadina Park. I still can't phathom how we were 119 points worse off 5 weeks later against the same side.

 

[afl2004]

Just watched a 30 minutes highlights package of Round 21, 2007 vs Geelong at Kadina Park. I still can't phathom how we were 119 points worse off 5 weeks later against the same side.

They had selwood and ling missing and we had Wilbur playing

 

[240volt]

Just watched a 30 minutes highlights package of Round 21, 2007 vs Geelong at Kadina Park. I still can't phathom how we were 119 points worse off 5 weeks later against the same side.

It can change in a blink of an eye.
Like what happened after we slaughtered Sydney at home.

 

[Willsy10]

we obviously played far worse but Geelong were unbelievable in the 07 GF, literally everything they touched turned to gold. They broke our spirit very early too and the floodgates opened, and our coaches box refused to lock it down to make it a somewhat respectable loss.

12 months later, Geelong didn’t have the same Midas touch on gf day, they missed easy goals, their captain got knocked out and hawthorn couldn’t do a thing wrong.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

It can change in a blink of an eye.
Like what happened after we slaughtered Sydney at home.

I mean the Sydney turn around was pretty much expected given Ken's ability to turn advantage in to disadvantage in finals.

 

[Duck Farmer]

I like how they had to specify it was an AFL footballer as nobody knows what a "Tyler brockman" is.