Match Thread Season 02, Round 3: Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) vs Western Stars (WST) at Outback Stadium

[The Half Back]

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The Qoalas Qricket Club are at home for the first time this season and are hosting the Western Stars at Outback Stadium.

PLAYERS TO WATCH

QOALAS:
hotchilli - top 5 in the league for runs in the Test arena, hc has started the season fantastically in the middle order for the Qoalas.
Barrybran - right alongside hotchilli in the top 5 of Test runs, the middle order run machine has notched two hundreds already.

STARS:
DERRINALPHIL - four knocks, three hundreds, twice scored over 150 in an innings, this man loves nothing more than making runs.
Elton Johns Wig - the stand in captain in the absence of BigChippa52, EJW has done a fantastic job of winning the toss in the early season.

Home team selection to be submitted by midnight Tuesday night, away team to be submitted by Wednesday midnight. One Day game to be posted on Friday, Test Match to be posted over Saturday/Sunday.

The Half Back Elton Johns Wig

 

[The Half Back]

Barrybran cats_09 hotchilli TheInjuryFactory Dingster Supercheapgiants Falconista Test Tickle TY24 Loonerty Mobbs Mooch Chezzalenko Reborn Na Maloom Afraad

Time to bounce back here, first home game this week so we have to actually decide on a pitch type! Who's keen to smash the Stars??

 

[cats_09]

Time to smash the Stars

 

[Loonerty]

Ready to bowl some of the most mid off spin you'll ever see

 

[Robertio]

This will be easy for the Stars, here's a song for everyone

 

[Dingster]

Robertio doesn't like heights so I'm guessing they're more your kindy making shapes out of play dough kind of stars The Half Back

 

[Robertio]

Robertio doesn't like heights so I'm guessing they're more your kindy making shapes out of play dough kind of stars The Half Back

 

[The Half Back]

Robertio doesn't like heights so I'm guessing they're more your kindy making shapes out of play dough kind of stars The Half Back

Giving off real safety scissors vibes I reckon.

 

[Falconista]

Are the Western Stars anything like the Melbourne Stars?

 

[cats_09]

Are the Western Stars anything like the Melbourne Stars?

We'll find out soon enough

Just imagine if our last pairing put on a 100 run partnership for the 10th wicket to win the match - that will answer the question

 

[The Half Back]

Are the Western Stars anything like the Melbourne Stars?

They’re shit, but not THAT shit.

 

[cats_09]

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I hope we don't get a MCG pitch.

I want the one from Durban 1938.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Barrybran cats_09 hotchilli TheInjuryFactory Dingster Supercheapgiants Falconista Test Tickle TY24 Loonerty Mobbs Mooch Chezzalenko Reborn Na Maloom Afraad

Time to bounce back here, first home game this week so we have to actually decide on a pitch type! Who's keen to smash the Stars??

Chezzy likes smashing stars.

 

[hotchilli]

Bounce back week for the Qoalas

 

[Pamcake1]

Good morning Qoalas & W Stars.

Not looking forward to the dust bath of a pitch and patchy turf but.......

 

[Grav]

We’re playing the Qoalas?

Thought I’d do a little research on this team, to find out how much time they have to play this fine game of Qicket,
instead of sitting on their Bums Gums all day?


This is what I discovered….

Qoala Poop (Scat is what they’ll do halfway through an innings)
Qoala droppings, known as scats or pellets, are distinctive and an easy way to track their presence in the wild.

• Appearance: They are small, green-brown, fibrous, and bullet-shaped, about 20mm long and as thick as a pencil.
• Volume: A single Qoala can produce between 150 and 250 pellets daily. (No wonder they sit on their bums all day)

If they Scat for that long during a game, I hope the pitch is being prepared by the MCG Qurator, otherwise it could be a 5 week game.

 

[Grav]

Good morning Qoalas & W Stars.

Not looking forward to the dust bath of a pitch and patchy turf but.......

 

[Grav]

Bounce back week for the Qoalas

Yeah, I’ve seen the highlight reel

 

[Robertio]

We’re playing the Qoalas?

Thought I’d do a little research on this team, to find out how much time they have to play this fine game of Qicket,
instead of sitting on their Bums Gums all day?
View attachment 2505634

This is what I discovered….

Qoala Poop (Scat is what they’ll do halfway through an innings)
Qoala droppings, known as scats or pellets, are distinctive and an easy way to track their presence in the wild.

• Appearance: They are small, green-brown, fibrous, and bullet-shaped, about 20mm long and as thick as a pencil.
• Volume: A single Qoala can produce between 150 and 250 pellets daily. (No wonder they sit on their bums all day)

If they Scat for that long during a game, I hope the pitch is being prepared by the MCG Qurator, otherwise it could be a 5 week game.

I'm tipping a 5 week game mate, now imagine spending 5 weeks with Dingster

 

[Dingster]

I'm tipping a 5 week game mate, now imagine spending 5 weeks with Dingster

Rob's wet dream revealed.

 

[The Half Back]

We’re playing the Qoalas?

Thought I’d do a little research on this team, to find out how much time they have to play this fine game of Qicket,
instead of sitting on their Bums Gums all day?
View attachment 2505634

This is what I discovered….

Qoala Poop (Scat is what they’ll do halfway through an innings)
Qoala droppings, known as scats or pellets, are distinctive and an easy way to track their presence in the wild.

• Appearance: They are small, green-brown, fibrous, and bullet-shaped, about 20mm long and as thick as a pencil.
• Volume: A single Qoala can produce between 150 and 250 pellets daily. (No wonder they sit on their bums all day)

If they Scat for that long during a game, I hope the pitch is being prepared by the MCG Qurator, otherwise it could be a 5 week game.

I will score one run for every pellet dropped.

 

[Pugsley]

Time to smash the Stars

Leaf it Pugsley.

 

[Pugsley]

Good morning Qoalas & W Stars.

Not looking forward to the dust bath of a pitch and patchy turf but.......

We are called Stars for a reason.

 

[cats_09]

Leaf it Pugsley.