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Fos could certainly win the syd barker. If he finds it more look out. He is a surpreme athlete!
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Surprised jy not dominating as perFOS and Urqs both really pushing themselves in the running drills after the match sim as well. Were first and second in most. Banch not far behind. Great to see.
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Every time I read another one of your insightful and delightful contributions, all I hear are slow, sorrowful violins.Peanut. Emphasis on RHJ. FOS is a gun, RHJ is a cabbage.
But what else would I expect from another bootlicker
l would love to see Urqs get a crack at playing in the seniors this season..FOS and Urqs both really pushing themselves in the running drills after the match sim as well. Were first and second in most. Banch not far behind. Great to see.
How about LDU? Haven't heard much about him lately..
Thanks mate, love these reports.final thoughts on today’s match sim
2 x 15 minutes, less set up and stoppage time, so just a little morsel of footy in mid Jan. so trying to read too much into things
First half was like a proper game, with resets in the centre square post goals. The second half seemed to be all about setting up to around the ground stoppages and playing from there. Kind of makes me think we might be looking to create more stoppages
Anyway, the players
X - utterly dominant and seemingly wrecked the coaches plans. His team just won clearance after clearance. They swapped his team in the second half and in the end gave up and moved him to full forward so we could get a contest. Then he took 2 marks inside 50 with a goal. Admittedly he dropped the second one but the ump was blind sided
Simpkin - aside from X was easily the best player in the ground. Won heaps of the footy from the wing. Getting it down back, setting up goals inside 50. This move outside but still around the ball will be really good as he showed late last year.
The next best 3 imo
Stephens - controlled the other wing. Kicked 2, should have been 3. Won heaps of it (not as much as Simpkin). I assumed he wouldn’t be best 23 given Simpkin, Kerch and fos but he’s easily best 18 based on today
FOS - started wing and got heaps of it. Went into the middle and kept getting heaps of it. Took some good marks, only blemish by foot was a point which should have been a goal.
Wardlaw - covering the ground the best I’ve seen him. Nice kicking other than one inside 50 that too high. Should have had a shot at goal later that he elected to pass to Curtis, who couldn’t mark despite a good kick, but the warlord should have had the shot which is team mates told him
Other players
Duursma - promising display from which I think he would have gained some confidence. Manned up in hards, Harvey and Logue. Now I’m not getting carried away, he was still a little frustrating with his “cruise mode” too often and not enough “get the ****ing ball mode”. But he worked hard up and down the ground. Didn’t drop his head when he wasn’t finding it much early.
His first goal was a Joe the goose type from Curtis that did require a decent snap from 35-40. His second was from a simple turnover error from Dawson. But as my earlier post indicated, his 3 was very nice. He picked it up kouta esq at half back, got a handball receive back at half forward and drilled a lovely kick from outside 50 in the run.
Only took the one mark. Probably had 10 touches in the 2 halves. Was. Oval at times as well giving set up instructions.
Hope is not lost yet
Curtis - looks in good Knick so obviously over his illness. Think he kicked 0.3.
Colby & sheez - found plenty of the ball, but not much of it particularly eye catching. Both turned it over too much, esp Colby.
Banch vs JK vs Dova
I’d have Banch the clear standout, and jk next just and then the kid.
Wil Dawson - an absolute mile off it. Just turned 20 but I have real concerns about his ability to defend. Every time he switches onto some else they look dangerous suddenly. Even that new guy that not on a list yet looked to trouble him. The over the top encouragement from Lmac and Logue indicate to me that he’s struggling and they are trying to get his confidence back up. But if you see someone put him in a round 1 team, don’t bother reading any further
Whitlock - also a mile off it. Pink made him look like a 12 year old trying to play on Robbie Tarrant. Came into it a bit in the second half but if he’s playing afl this season we are in trouble
Trembath - where the **** was the bath? Wasn’t in rehab. Maybe sick or sumfink? Very disappointed as I was lost looking forward to watching him
Darling - questioned whether he’s best 23. Question answered. He is
That’s about it
Any questions let me know
How was stiffy and how was the skipperfinal thoughts on today’s match sim
2 x 15 minutes, less set up and stoppage time, so just a little morsel of footy in mid Jan. so trying to read too much into things
First half was like a proper game, with resets in the centre square post goals. The second half seemed to be all about setting up to around the ground stoppages and playing from there. Kind of makes me think we might be looking to create more stoppages
Anyway, the players
X - utterly dominant and seemingly wrecked the coaches plans. His team just won clearance after clearance. They swapped his team in the second half and in the end gave up and moved him to full forward so we could get a contest. Then he took 2 marks inside 50 with a goal. Admittedly he dropped the second one but the ump was blind sided
Simpkin - aside from X was easily the best player in the ground. Won heaps of the footy from the wing. Getting it down back, setting up goals inside 50. This move outside but still around the ball will be really good as he showed late last year.
The next best 3 imo
Stephens - controlled the other wing. Kicked 2, should have been 3. Won heaps of it (not as much as Simpkin). I assumed he wouldn’t be best 23 given Simpkin, Kerch and fos but he’s easily best 18 based on today
FOS - started wing and got heaps of it. Went into the middle and kept getting heaps of it. Took some good marks, only blemish by foot was a point which should have been a goal.
Wardlaw - covering the ground the best I’ve seen him. Nice kicking other than one inside 50 that too high. Should have had a shot at goal later that he elected to pass to Curtis, who couldn’t mark despite a good kick, but the warlord should have had the shot which is team mates told him
Other players
Duursma - promising display from which I think he would have gained some confidence. Manned up in hards, Harvey and Logue. Now I’m not getting carried away, he was still a little frustrating with his “cruise mode” too often and not enough “get the ****ing ball mode”. But he worked hard up and down the ground. Didn’t drop his head when he wasn’t finding it much early.
His first goal was a Joe the goose type from Curtis that did require a decent snap from 35-40. His second was from a simple turnover error from Dawson. But as my earlier post indicated, his 3 was very nice. He picked it up kouta esq at half back, got a handball receive back at half forward and drilled a lovely kick from outside 50 in the run.
Only took the one mark. Probably had 10 touches in the 2 halves. Was. Oval at times as well giving set up instructions.
Hope is not lost yet
Curtis - looks in good Knick so obviously over his illness. Think he kicked 0.3.
Colby & sheez - found plenty of the ball, but not much of it particularly eye catching. Both turned it over too much, esp Colby.
Banch vs JK vs Dova
I’d have Banch the clear standout, and jk next just and then the kid.
Wil Dawson - an absolute mile off it. Just turned 20 but I have real concerns about his ability to defend. Every time he switches onto some else they look dangerous suddenly. Even that new guy that not on a list yet looked to trouble him. The over the top encouragement from Lmac and Logue indicate to me that he’s struggling and they are trying to get his confidence back up. But if you see someone put him in a round 1 team, don’t bother reading any further
Whitlock - also a mile off it. Pink made him look like a 12 year old trying to play on Robbie Tarrant. Came into it a bit in the second half but if he’s playing afl this season we are in trouble
Trembath - where the **** was the bath? Wasn’t in rehab. Maybe sick or sumfink? Very disappointed as I was lost looking forward to watching him
Darling - questioned whether he’s best 23. Question answered. He is
That’s about it
Any questions let me know
Looks in great condition
Was closer to water boy out there than player. Idling around letting the younger mids shine
Judge him off round 1
Isn’t this the problem with LDU? We don’t want him idling so, when Rd 1 comes around, he is ready to explode.
How was stiffy and how was the skipper
Good one DonaldEvery time I read another one of your insightful and delightful contributions, all I hear are slow, sorrowful violins.
Such a happy little vegemite.

Isn’t this the problem with LDU? We don’t want him idling so, when Rd 1 comes around, he is ready to explode.