Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[cryptor]

Someone’s not invited to the reunion

They had Michael Long on SEN last night glazing Hird for the passion and spirit he’d bring to coaching Essendon. After that interview there was a bit of discussion about how Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

Very funny to see The Vibe Guy has been added to Hird’s Suicide Squad wishlist without consultation.

Is Essendon preseason 2027 just going to be having the players watch Hird career highlights on Youtube while the coaches helicopter swing Bombers scarves above their heads.

 

[NicG]

15th/11th/15th the last 3 years shouldn't warrant anything from the AFL. Yep, they've been poor, but not consistently shit.
Give 'em nothing.

They haven't finished bottom-three once in the past decade!
Hardly grounds for legitimate assistance.

 

[Argy]

...Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

That applies to me too. Maybe I should apply??

 

[peetoo]

They had Michael Long on SEN last night glazing Hird for the passion and spirit he’d bring to coaching Essendon. After that interview there was a bit of discussion about how Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

Very funny to see The Vibe Guy has been added to Hird’s Suicide Squad wishlist without consultation.

Is Essendon preseason 2027 just going to be having the players watch Hird career highlights on Youtube while the coaches helicopter swing Bombers scarves above their heads.

Just recruit the coaches with the expertise to do the job

 

[cryptor]

Just recruit the coaches with the expertise to do the job

Yep. Leave the cheerleading to the supporters.

 

[Yardie]

They had Michael Long on SEN last night glazing Hird for the passion and spirit he’d bring to coaching Essendon. After that interview there was a bit of discussion about how Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

Very funny to see The Vibe Guy has been added to Hird’s Suicide Squad wishlist without consultation.

Is Essendon preseason 2027 just going to be having the players watch Hird career highlights on Youtube while the coaches helicopter swing Bombers scarves above their heads.

Why on earth would a competent assistant want to do that?

 

[cryptor]

Why on earth would a competent assistant want to do that?

Who wouldn’t want the opportunity to one day tell their grandkids that they were actually the tactical and strategic brains behind Essendon’s unlikely rise to 11th during Hird’s 2nd tenure.

“You should have seen us! We almost made the wildcard rounds!”

 

[Matilda05]

Who wouldn’t want the opportunity to one day tell their grandkids that they were actually the tactical and strategic brains behind Essendon’s unlikely rise to 11th during Hird’s 2nd tenure.

“You should have seen us! We almost made the wildcard rounds!”

3rd tenue... surely the 12 month suspension counts...

 

[wahawk]

Just recruit the coaches with the expertise to do the job

As he did in his 1st stint
Bomber was the coach, Hird was the face

 

[Matilda05]

They did recruit coaches to do the job, it appears the problem is they have too many voices in the background making decisions that hamper the coaching staff... not sure what kind of assistance package from the AFL can resolve that....

 

[TylerDurden]

 

[ReturningHawk]

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that sales pitch

 

[TheFourPillars]

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that sales pitch

Welshy

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Hope the bombers get absolutely smacked tonight.

 

[badgrill]

Hope the bombers get absolutely smacked tonight.

even better - got their hopes up and then cruelly dashed, including by a couple of strange timekeeping/ ump errors!

 

[Leather Poisoning]

even better - got their hopes up and then cruelly dashed, including by a couple of strange timekeeping/ ump errors!

They really thought they were a chance tonight haha

 

[theiaofseed]

Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

A true DEI hire, exciting times for the Scum.

 

[PenAndPaper]

I know a lot of Essendon fans are nuffies but I actually feel like the people with the Hird signs tonight were 'plants' lol

 

[FB19]

By my calculations July 31st will see the number of days without a finals win tick over to 8000. Long may it continue! Should we organize some sort of celebration say clapping 8000 times throughout our game or something?

 

[MasterSamurai]

1-12!! , little club. No coach, no captain, no hope and now begging for assistance from AFL with cap in hand. Very small.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

They had Michael Long on SEN last night glazing Hird for the passion and spirit he’d bring to coaching Essendon. After that interview there was a bit of discussion about how Hird doesn’t have the necessary coaching experience in the last 10 years but it could work if he surrounds himself with assistants that will cover his weaknesses while he gets up to scratch.

Very funny to see The Vibe Guy has been added to Hird’s Suicide Squad wishlist without consultation.

Is Essendon preseason 2027 just going to be having the players watch Hird career highlights on Youtube while the coaches helicopter swing Bombers scarves above their heads.

Didnt they have experienced assistants the first time around, who turned a blind eye to the doping?

 

[cyrilicious]

bahahahha that was a great loss. Merrett fumbling on purpose no doubt in those last few seconds

 

[ReturningHawk]

1-12!! , little club. No coach, no captain, no hope and now begging for assistance from AFL with cap in hand. Very small.

I will say that it’s not unexpected. They’ve had a difficult fixture. When it came out I posted that Essendon would do well to win any of their first 10 games. Bombers fans called me delusional, and I guess they would know.

 

[Kuuz]

Sold "the vision" ...

 

[ReturningHawk]

Sold "the vision" ...

Honestly, I’m surprised that Welsh would meet with Jed Walter. Not even an Essendon person.