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Much like the glory days of footy in the early 2000s the Gabba is now the toughest road trip in footy. We continually see pleb Melbin sides come up here and get thrashed. The crowds have been elite and vocal and melted opposing fans left right and centre. Best stadium in the league has once...

Upon hearing the glorious news that the GOAT US president Donald Trump will be visiting Melbin later this year I thought it would be an opportune time to discuss one of his signature policies and how it could improve Australia. Like the US we are landlocked together with a territory and people...

We can all agree the AFL is in absolute turmoil. Head office have done their best to * the game and make it unwatchable. Fans are getting banned for calling umpires flogs and maggots. s**t coaches like Chris Scott, Damian Hardwick and Ross Lyon are turning the game into system based borefests...

This place stinks. You flogs are bad and you should all feel bad. To demonstrate how much this place stinks I will ask us to make a list of things more entertaining than the current Handbaggers v Tuggers relentless shitfights and other mind numbing dickery that is going on here: 1. Listen to a...

Who else is enjoying their Shute shield? Great competition and should be held up as a showcase of Australian rugby!

As the election proved Melbourne is well and truely out of step with the rest of Australia on a number of issues. The Victorian media would have had you believe Dan Andrews is doing a terrific job and federal labor were certainties to win. Leftist local identities such as Charlie Pickering...

Primused (verb): To be sacked in disgrace after a substandard performance. Examples: 1. Dean Bailey was Primused as the coach of the Dees after the horrendous 186 point spanking by the cats 2. I really wish the Tampa Bay Lightening Primused their coach after last years play off choke in...

I’ve seen enough. Won’t make finals. Third time in 6 games they have been spanked off the park. Another ordinary premier

Have been getting a charmed run for a couple of years. Yesterday was filth and last week downright robbery. Why are them and the dogs so looked after?

Already throwing his head back and arms up at the footy today. How many blatant flops will this flog do? How many will be rewarded?

My guess would be Bayer_

Looking through the cesspit that is bay 13 I couldn’t believe that some of you flogs have been in the same repetitive circular childish arguements for 10+ years. Makes me feel better about being a successful and wealthy lawyer at the age of 25 when I know there are so many basement dwelling...

My vote is for Paddy Dangerfield

Both sides returned to finals after a long absence and were flattered by some late season wins against sides that parked the bus and belted up on finalist who had no right being there / trading off success of years gone by (Carlton v Cats/hawks) both humiliated in the prelim by the eventual...

Similarities are uncanny. Both had good lists of home grown talent but in the off-season got rid of a toxic “star” to bring in some strategically strong players (Deledio and Vickery for Prestia, Caddy and Nankervis) (Beams for Neale, Lyons and McCarthy). Both have developed a game plan suited...

Number 1 selection in the draft and has come with huge wraps on him. I didn’t watch either of Carlton’s preseason games but it sounds like he can rack up the footy. I watched with keen interest last night to see the competitions next big thing and must say I was left somewhat underwhelmed...

Tigers have been barely going and have a history of starting games extremely poorly. The pies, dees and hawks all jumped them and got out to massive leads in the first half with the latter two then resting their players in the second. The tigers selection is all over the place and to be honest...

He has been the best defender in the league since Matthew Scarlett retired but has received absolutely no love from the Victorian media. With a better side around him and as the lions shoot into top 4 calculations I can’t see any reason why the best defender currently in the league won’t enter...

Horrendous traffic Crime capital of australia African gangs Leftie politicians who throw away billions in tax payers cash Little to no idea about anything outside of 50km from where they live Peasant afl clubs Peasant afl fans Peasant afl media AFL house a joke (remember when they changed their...

Melbourne is without doubt the crime capital of Australia. The town is full of it from the modern day African and islander gangs to the bikie “underbelly” gangs of old and before that bushrangers etc. The place has undoubtedly the softest courts and polic force in the country and glamourise...

Once a basket case always a basket case. Is there any doubt that the hawks have been the most spectacular failure of a club during their history. Even freo took under 10 years to make finals once they joined the comp. Giants took 4. Suns are horrendous but backing them in to do it well before...

Ever since the AFLW begun their have been thousand of critics lining up to kick the girls and the competition in general mainly from dinosaurs of the past. They scream and shout every time that aflw came on tvs or if there was a lower scoring game instead of embracing the future or applauding...

Watching them during the first few preseason games it stuck out to me that the Dees have not progressed from last year and Hogan is a huge loss for the side. While they get a lot of kudos for being a young up and coming side and there is no denying they have talent I can’t help but think they...

Watching them during the first few preseason games it stuck out to me that the Dees have not progressed from last year and Hogan is a huge loss for the side. While they get a lot of kudos for being a young up and coming side and there is no denying they have talent I can’t help but think they...

Sorry to the following guppies but please get back in your box: 1) richmond 2) collingwood 3) geelong Seen just about enough of these flogs talking about their dynasty’s and melting when they don’t get respected alongside the best sides. Richmong flogs seem to be the worst and potentially...

Anyone else of media’s vic bias in our sport. First every mediocre player in Victoria is a star whereas absolute superstars of the comp like Robbie Gray and Pav are often overlooked. Wasn’t a shred of media on the flag last year whereas even post grand final 90% of the coverage was Collingwood...

It has come to my attention that the minnow Melbourne clubs continue to drag down the competition. Something needs to be done to address the below abject failures: St Kilda - aweful list, shithouse off field, no fans, no future, 1 flag in their pathetic history and 27 spoons with huge chance...