Meltdown “The Wizard”

[Cactus_]

You know what is incredibly lame?

Commentators and a few other randoms trying to give some mediocre Hawthorne player the nickname “The Wizard”

I don’t even like Melbourne, but for God’s sake Jeff Farmer

Jeff Farmer

Age

48

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.2

3star

isn’t even dead yet (in fact he’s apparently only 47)

Here’s a bit of advice to you Hawthorne dude whatever your name is – how bout you go out and earn your own nick name instead of trying to claim someone else’s

Not imaginative enough to come up with an original name of your own? I think we should be able to help you out

How about “The Brown Smear”

I like that

It has a ring to it

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Punchable campaigner would be an apt nickname.

 

[Rod Stroker]

there's only one Wizard. And it's neither of those guys

 

[pico]

You know what is incredibly lame?

Commentators and a few other randoms trying to give some mediocre Hawthorne player the nickname “The Wizard”

I don’t even like Melbourne, but for God’s sake Jeff Farmer isn’t even dead yet (in fact he’s apparently only 47)

Here’s a bit of advice to you Hawthorne dude whatever your name is – how bout you go out and earn your own nick name instead of trying to claim someone else’s

Not imaginative enough to come up with an original name of your own? I think we should be able to help you out

How about “The Brown Smear”

I like that

It has a ring to it

It was coined by Callum Twomey in his draft year, dopey.

 

[Cactus_]

there's only one Wizard. And it's neither of those guys

OK

You’re going to have give me a clue

Was it Ross Glendenning?

 

[Cactus_]

It was coined by Callum Twomey in his draft year, dopey.

I’m dopey?

Or Cal Tweepy?

(No need to answer)

 

[Rod Stroker]

OK

You’re going to have give me a clue

Was it Ross Glendenning?

 

[FISTO]

 

[frggr]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Cost the Hawfies the game.

 

[Plugger35]

there's only one Wizard. And it's neither of those guys

I agree, there is only one Wiz and nobody beats him.

 

[Smeg Head]

For his next trick watch as the clock hits half time and he disappears!

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

No other Wizard can change his height from 5 feet to 3 feet in the blink of an eye.

 

[STPer18]

Neville Longbottom.

 

[frggr]

 

[Plugger35]

The Hawf Wizard can also make his teammates disappear and make it all about himself with a flog "look at me" goal celebration.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe the wizard can make this Fred disappear back to the main bored

 

[TY24]

Ducky Mc****wit has a nice ring to it

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

He turned to the crowd to celebrate last night, problem is he was at the part of the ground where only the ambulance and a few security guards were stationed. Still it didn’t stop him self congratulating himself

 

[Some Idiot]

Mark Ricciuto

Mark Ricciuto

Age

50

Ht

184cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

8.3

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.2

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.2

3star

and Nick Riewoldt were both nicknamed "Roo".
Overlapping nicknames is just something that happens.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Mark Ricciuto and Nick Riewoldt were both nicknamed "Roo".
Overlapping nicknames is just something that happens.

Same happened with Tony Liberatore and his son

 

[PerthBoy86]

So you created a thread just to bash a player for having an unoriginal nickname? Yes he ducks etc, but can't deny he's a brilliant player. Farmer was too, but he's retired now, let the fans etc have fun with their dorky wizard hats, it's not hurting anyone.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

He was a blue tongue wizard last night

 

[Lockyer24]

The Hobbit

Free kicks for ducking is his precious

Him, Ginni and Moore are an insufferable trio to football purists

Refuse to earn the ball like men

 

[maskmcgee]

Hawks have to call him that, otherwise they'd have to cheer on a player named 'Watson'