2011

[crowralph]

mckay - hard, long runner. cannot go backwards
dangerfield - fast inside ball getter.
porplyzia - short, fat dynamo that is really good when not so fat.
tippet - goliath, HUGE MAN. unbeatable when given good delivery.

please add.

 

[FR0GGY]

Vince - fat, ball getter that is really good when not so fat.

 

[Stephen2]

this is fun...

Tex - awesome kick & talent, must keep opponent boundary side to be selected
Stevens - tall-ish?

 

[Allefgib]

Stevens - tallish, great contested mark when not responsible for an opponent.
Symes - tries too hard
Hendo - great runner... too the loose ball... from the hard ball

(too harsh?)

 

[Cap]

Rutten - should have been born ten years earlier
Thompson - gets a lot, wastes a lot
Johncock - should have been better of not so lazy? (i don't know he is a gun what else do you say? wasted potential midfield talent?)

 

[noddy]

Tex = remove lump above shoulders out of clouds will be good for his devilment.

 

[noddy]

Stevens - tallish, great contested mark when not responsible for an opponent.
Symes - tries too hard
Hendo - great runner... too the loose ball... from the hard ball

(too harsh?)

Just a touch.

 

[pext]

Moran - Beautiful man, can't play.
Jaensch - Handy aroung goals, handy around Hindley street after midnight.

 

[AFC979810]

McKernan - The worlds best footballer, despite playing only one game against Richmond in 2008.

 

[SydCrow]

Johncock - runs like a cat on hot coals, smokes opponents
Ivan - the next heavyweight champion of the world, catchphrase "I must break you"

 

[Huntercrow]

VB- Not a bad beer!

 

[Schulzycrow]

Steven's - the chip kick and loose man extrodanaire.
VB: a crap beer

 

[KingJames23]

Talia - will look in a mirror at some point in 2011 and decide to shave his head.
Phil Davis - the last of the straightbacks.
Every crows under 23 will be the next superstar (according to BF)
Slone - will grow a beard bigger than his afro.
Neil Craig - will use the words "acknowledge", "capacity" and "recognise" in every post-game interview during the season.

 

[SydCrow]

Talia and Davis - Beauty and the Geek

 

[danger_to_walker]

Doughty - Fantastic exponent of the reflex backwards handball
Sellar - With shaved head, dead ringer for Kevin Pietersen
Petrenko - Thankfully more popular than the other "Pup"
Talia - One morning whilst eating his cereal will catch his reflection in his spoon and think to himself 'wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career'.

 

[Big Sledge #32]

Burton:Solid

I know he has retired but still the easiest call to make

 

[Danoz]

Tex - should've been born 20 years earlier
Truck - sideways kick expert
Knighta - sidestep on to the left boot expert
Danger - standup and run even with 4 sets of hands attached

 

[FR0GGY]

Captain burnout becomes captain

 

[Dirty Bird]

Talia and Davis - Beauty and the Geek

I think we have a winner

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Dangerfield... human battering ram
Walker... plays for Norwood
Knights... 4-6 weeks
Sloane... ignore the hair, he's actually a good player