Analysis 2015 Apocalypse

[stretcharmstrong]

Mighty is definitely one of the best adjectives to precede beard. Nice

 

[Topkent]

CEO Cameron schwab has signed off on the deal to take 12 of Melbournes 12 home games to Tasmania

"We still see ourself very much as a Melbourne club with the name and the training facilities, however we also value money , plus this gives our 14 Tasmanian members the chance to really get behind the team "

 

[Breggsy]

Ollie wines wins brownlow

 

[Cannon82]

Ollie wines wins brownlow

"The 2015 team Melbourne could have had, if only they'd drafted properly" by Captain Hindsight the 6th

 

[Pipefitter]

Dees 10th straight loss as Mitch Clark becomes outright favourite for the Coleman.

 

[pure demon]

Hogan thats it. If he dosen't line up round 1...now shooosh

 

[youngbear]

Blease takes home Charlie. How did the Dees let him walk for nothing?

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

Peter Jackson signs deal to play all home games in Casey, citing MCC issues.

 

[stabler]

Have no fear the Dees have stories for years! Like Watts becomes a robot, maybe Dunn gets a cell phone or has Kent ever owned a bear... How bout a crazy wedding, where something happens and dadadadaaa...

 

[Dory_77]

All unsigned free agents, including Dangerfield, announce Melbourne as their preferred club, for a nominal salary. All suffer career ending injuries in post-season mishaps.

 

[Bluelegs]

This thread makes me sad. Let me enjoy the off-season hope

 

[Klyntonius]

I'm a big man but this would be enough to make me cry and then shut myself in my house for the next decade writing solemn poems and growing a mighty, mighty beard.

At least there's a silver lining.

 

[Supermercado]

Mike Brady writes us another 'motivational song'.

(Sadly/fortunately the old one is no longer available on-line, however you can still enjoy the Demonland thread where people thought it was actually going to be played before games.

UPDATE - Wait, yes it is and the cringe factor is off the charts


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[ponsdale]

Mike Brady writes us another 'motivational song'.

(Sadly/fortunately the old one is no longer available on-line, however you can still enjoy the Demonland thread where people thought it was actually going to be played before games.

UPDATE - Wait, yes it is and the cringe factor is off the charts


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Couldn't finish listening. Nope.

 

[stabler]

...jeeeeeeesus.. cringe to the extreme with that one. Mike, Mike, Mike.....

 

[PerfectFooty]

Thanks Supermercado i'd tried hard to repress the memory of the cringe worthy song

 

[Benwah83]

Singing about 'Having a go' really fails the key criteria for the song, which was to motivate.

 

[Dark Avenger]

"Studies show MFC links to cancer"

 

[Dark Avenger]

Mike Brady writes us another 'motivational song'.

(Sadly/fortunately the old one is no longer available on-line, however you can still enjoy the Demonland thread where people thought it was actually going to be played before games.

UPDATE - Wait, yes it is and the cringe factor is off the charts


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I like this one. "They will still run out to 'It's a Grand Old Flag', but who's to say it won't be a song they can pump themselves up with before they run out."
I think conventional tastes might have a big say in that matter.

 

[Topkent]

Get out and have a go is what you say to the under 15's team who is gonna be pumped by 100

 

[Supermercado]

I like this one. "They will still run out to 'It's a Grand Old Flag', but who's to say it won't be a song they can pump themselves up with before they run out."
I think conventional tastes might have a big say in that matter.

Next time I see a player with headphones on before the game I'm going to assume they're listening to this



Which would be appropriate because we do play like a VFA team.

 

[Tulip]

Results confirm that gaining a no-name from Port Adelaide and Greater Western Sydney's third tall defender have not led to Melbourne doubling their 2014 win total.

 

[Headless]

Mike Brady writes us another 'motivational song'.

(Sadly/fortunately the old one is no longer available on-line, however you can still enjoy the Demonland thread where people thought it was actually going to be played before games.

UPDATE - Wait, yes it is and the cringe factor is off the charts


)

Lacked a solo from the trumpeter.

 

[Benwah83]

"Revenge tackle" training mishap leaves Nathan Jones with a fractured collarbone for the first 3 months of the season.

 

[Topkent]

"Revenge tackle" training mishap leaves Nathan Jones with a fractured collarbone for the first 3 months of the season.

That young fella from Queensland will be buying a lot of beers