Live Event 2016 Premiers v Stringinjection

[zackah]

You got this

I have sufficiently self medicated should this prove not to be accurate

 

[Wosh]

What am I, a bowl of goldfish?

No, but your team is

 

[David Schwarz]

Who drugged Matthew Richardson?

Makes it out like we haven’t lost a game for 20 years

 

[David Schwarz]

Thank heavens there’s only 30 odd something minutes left of this catastro**** to go

 

[David Schwarz]

Zach Merrett’s face is in desperate need of a panel beater

 

[David Schwarz]

Run you little shit

 

[David Schwarz]

Pass it off on the 50 metre arc to the bloke that couldn’t kick it 20 m to save his life

 

[David Schwarz]

Baileys on ice

Go piss off Goddard and practice your thumb fetish on Parish

 

[David Schwarz]

Hurley practices astronomy

 

[David Schwarz]

Zaharakis drinks lactose free decaf coffee

 

[David Schwarz]

Bellchambers lathers himself in extra virgin olive oil and watches constant reruns of the sitcom Friends

 

[zackah]

Well allow me to take this opportunity to say **** you, you big footy pack of campaigners.

 

[David Schwarz]

Heppell failed his test to become a bus driver

 

[David Schwarz]

Baguley lost a bare knuckle boxing match to a diseased guinea pig

 

[David Schwarz]

Well allow me to take this opportunity to say **** you, you big footy pack of campaigners.

Football is the bigger loser today

We both might as well fold after this game

 

[David Schwarz]

**** this means I have to be serenaded by our keyboard synth song...

Come on Bombers!

 

[David Schwarz]

Devon Smith auditioned to be the microphone in the Scorsese film “The Wolf of Wall Street”

 

[zackah]

Jakey!!!!!!

 

[David Schwarz]

Look at them get around Stringer!

Oh wait

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Devon Smith auditioned to be the microphone in the Scorsese film “The Wolf of Wall Street”

Begley next!

 

[David Schwarz]

Begley next!

Already done him

 

[David Schwarz]

Cake Hooker thinks *M*A*S*H* is about a popular side dish

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

*s******s

 

[David Schwarz]

Adam Saad is too short to ride the carousel ride

 

[David Schwarz]

James Stewart couldn’t hail a taxi from the airport during off-peak hours