Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Can’t argue with that, still want point

Apparently that’s what Joel Smith said.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ben Keays

2

Ben Keays

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.9

5star

G

0.4

3star

D

13.7

3star

K

8.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.7

4star

G

0.3

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

wanted 6 points

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Ben Keays wanted 6 points

bro be careful you might hurt someones feelings here in the bay, it's a safe space for soft posters to enjoy some serious football discussion

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

TF would you know about the Bay, PUS

 

[Tandy]

Apologies if already mentioned. Did Geelong get any points for naming the stand after Selwood?

 

[darklake]

Why the hell are we 2nd?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Why the hell are we 2nd?

Multi Million dollar payout to a childhood victim of a toxic rock spider who worked at your club in the 70s.

 

[zackah]

Multi Million dollar payout to a childhood victim of a toxic rock spider who worked at your club in the 70s.

A true credit to Naaaarm’s commitment to off season lulz that this doesnt give the dogs the lead

 

[Piggy Smalls]

If Carlton got 4 points for trading in Hollands shouldn’t Gold Coast be copping at least the other 4 points for the drugs charge while still a GC listed player and in the off season?

 

[FISTO]

Too late to load up on Narrm?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Unbackable at this stage

 

[Cyclops]

"HARRY POTTER" Headmaster Dillondore said calmly "DID YOU SIGN CLARRY OLIVER TO A SEVEN YEAR CONTRACT WITHOUT PERFORMANCE CLAUSES?"

"And" he continued quietly "did you leave Joel Smith alone with Ginnivan in the toilet block at Apollo Bay?"

He paused, then whispered "50 METRES GEELONGINGDOR!"

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Surprise surprise Norf on the board with a 'repeat offender'



Should be curtains for this dumbass this time.

 

[FISTO]

I’m just so disappointed that Tasmania could produce a person that disgusting

 

[zackah]

I’m just so disappointed that Tasmania could produce a person disgusting

It’s kind of their thing.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

North Melbourne young gun charged by police over ‘intimate image’ threat

Tarryn Thomas has been charged with a single count of threatening to distribute an intimate image.

In addition, Thomas was stopped by police while driving with a suspended licence during the Christmas break.

The club has informed the AFL’s Integrity Unit and the AFLPA on both matters and the club will continue to work with Thomas regarding behavioural expectations.

North Melbourne will not make any further comment at this time.

How about it Dinsdale ?

 

[Dinsdale]

How about it Dinsdale ?

"Charged"... this happens every other day for this flog. Let's wait to see how it plays out.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

"Charged"

 

[Dinsdale]

How about it Dinsdale ?

After careful consideration by the adjudication committee, points have been awarded

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lolnorf with the bullet but it’s still Dreamons first and daylight second

 

[FISTO]

Saints suspiciously quiet

 

[the avoca drover]

Saints suspiciously quiet

I don’t think anything could top setting a dwarf on fire.
Good Times

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What about setting two dwarves on fire

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I don’t think anything could top setting a dwarf on fire.
Good Times

A judas would be much better don't you think?

 

[Cyclops]

I can't smell what they're cooking so I guess they're safe for now.

Hopefully this doesn't mozz the Pies into the news. I can just imagine it'll be something like Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

livestreams an onlyfans furry sex show and in the background the rest of the Pies are running a methlab...

...or something non specific like that.