Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

16 = 16. Finally caught up after all these years. You should be able to count to 16 with 3 toes to spare so not sure how you got this wrong.

Pies are the most successful club in the history of the league. Deal with it

 

[AvantGardener]

Pies are the most successful club in the history of the league. Deal with it

Not sure what part of 16 = 16 you dont understand

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not sure what part of the most successful club in the history of the league you don’t understand but you’re not dealing with it very well

 

[AvantGardener]

Not sure what part of the most successful club in the history of the league you don’t understand but you’re not dealing with it very well

Anybody can make anything up. Doesnt mean its true. 99% of all people know that.

 

[Cyclops]

More points for Clarry? He's guilty of egregious time travel.

Just keep an eye on his ear next time he plays.

[logs on to his onlyfans account]

Don't wanna see your bottom 50 on that mate.

 

[Mofra]

Arie Schoenmaker already doing St Kilda things after he slid on draft night for s**t behavior off field.

 

[Dinsdale]

More points for Clarry? He's guilty of egregious time travel.

Just keep an eye on his ear next time he plays.


Don't wanna see your bottom 50 on that mate.

I'm pretty sure thats James Sicily, not Clarry

 

[Cyclops]

I'm pretty sure thats James Sicily, not Clarry

Wel on looks alone maybe but overall?

Sicily surely spends hours posing naked with his samurai sword in front of a full length mirror listening to Sigma Grindset/MRA podcasts.

No way would he mutilate his carefully groomed shell-like ear, not for love (women aren't worth his time) and not for art (soyslop for cucks).

Clarry brings a strong hunchback of Notre Dame vibe to the chat, prolly cut half an ear off if he got the wrong order at Maccas.

 

[zackah]

Oh my

Jazny you may apologize for your love of Tarryn in here

North Melbourne’s Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

24

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

has been hit with a monster suspension by the AFL.
The Kangaroos midfielder was under investigation by the league over fresh allegations of domestic violence in mid-January.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/north-melbournes-tarryn-thomas-hit-with-18week-afl-suspension/news-story/78c6decedc9ee779ef737708457d684b

 

[Dinsdale]

potential points if true, but its News.com so probably made up

 

[Jazny]

Oh my

Jazny you may apologize for your love of Tarryn in here

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/north-melbournes-tarryn-thomas-hit-with-18week-afl-suspension/news-story/78c6decedc9ee779ef737708457d684b

Now apologise for your love of Jake Stringer who did things way worse than what Tarryn was not convicted of!

 

[dav3]

Naarm are running away with it

AFL statement - Joel Smith

The AFL confirms that further Anti-Doping Rule Violations (ADRVs) have been asserted against Joel Smith of the Melbourne Football Club under the Australian Football Anti-Doping Code

www.afl.com.au

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Just when it looked like lolnorf were mounting a challenge, the dreamons said Hold my beer

 

[Cyclops]

Naarm are running away with it

AFL statement - Joel Smith

The AFL confirms that further Anti-Doping Rule Violations (ADRVs) have been asserted against Joel Smith of the Melbourne Football Club under the Australian Football Anti-Doping Code

www.afl.com.au

And I don’t want to talk about them constantly. But you know, we lose this to Naarm, and they go on to win the off season, and it f***ing hurts. Because we’re a floggier team than them, we should have smoked them.

 

[zackah]

A bit sad that Clarry's been a quiet these last few weeks though.

One of the alleged messages sent to teammates last year reportedly involved offering a quantity of the drug.

Oh wait, my bad

 

[Cyclops]

A bit sad that Clarry's been a quiet these last few weeks though.



Oh wait, my bad

Epic plot twist, this could be the GOAT Offseason performance.

We need to rally round MG, he's a Naarm flog but he's one of us.

 

[Seethus]

So where is Melvins extra points?

 

[zackah]

So where is Melvins extra points?

Still waiting on norf points too. Its hard to get good mods these days

#dinsdaledoyourfarkingjob

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No doubt a certain CarLOLton poster will be along any moment to tell us how players take coke for fun, so it doesn't matter

BTW this is all Joel's dad's fault for being a smarmy prick

 

[Dinsdale]

Still waiting on norf points too. Its hard to get good mods these days

#dinsdaledoyourfarkingjob

Shut up! Points added

 

[AvantGardener]

No doubt a certain CarLOLton poster will be along any moment to tell us how players take coke for fun, so it doesn't matter

BTW this is all Joel's dad's fault for being a smarmy prick

That conversation was in regards to comparing Recreational drugs to PEDs.

Next you'll be saying players take Peptides when they go to Revs.

 

[Mofra]

I always knew we were the rightful 2021 Premiers

 

[AvantGardener]

I always knew we were the rightful 2021 Premiers

Do we hand Swans 2016 as well?

 

[Mofra]

Do we hand Swans 2016 as well?View attachment 1909758

What happens in Nam stays in Nam

 

[AvantGardener]

What happens in Naarm stays in Naarm

Agreed