Game 2023/24 Off Season Ladder (current leader Naarm)

[Dinsdale]

ok, lets get some clarity around this joint

The 2023/24 Off-Season Ladder

Points will be awarded thus:

Serious charges - 8 points, such as drugs, car smashes, assault, etc

Minor charges - 4 points, drunk and disorderly

Major Lulz - 2 points, like Essendon claiming they won trade week.

Minor Lols - 1 points, general idiocy (no Bay 13 denizens cannot win)

Current Ladder:

Melnaarrrm - 26 points
Norf - 16 points
Bullflogs - 8 points
Carlton - 4 points
GW$ - 4 points
BrisVega$ - 4 points

Events:
Melbin - 8 points, cocaine is a hell of a drug
CarLoLton - 4 points, trading in a player of dubious substance, allegedly
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry dont like wiping
Melbin - 2 points, Clarry does a clarko on a gyprock wall
Bullflogs - 8 points, 5.9millions reasons they are scum
Melbums - Clarry - 4 points driving while suspended (D/H), 2 points for saying training is too hard and going home early
Norf - Tarren Tomas, charged with porno pix 8 points and naughty driving 4 points
Norf - TT gets a loooong holiday, 4 points
Melbin - Joel Sniff, charged with trafficking coke, 8 points
Gw$ falafel, I bet they didn't gamble on that sponsorship going wrong, 4 points
Brisvega$, betting on TabCorp to get them a flag, 4 points

 

[Mofra]

I can't smell what they're cooking so I guess they're safe for now.

Hopefully this doesn't mozz the Pies into the news. I can just imagine it'll be something like Mason Cox livestreams an onlyfans furry sex show and in the background the rest of the Pies are running a methlab...

...or something non specific like that.

[logs on to his onlyfans account]

 

[FISTO]

St Kilda have GTFO’d their CEO after 1 year in the role.

Welcome to the party Sainters

 

[Piggy Smalls]

St Kilda have GTFO’d their CEO after 1 year in the role.

Welcome to the party Sainters

He’s a grub. I wonder if there’s more to the story than being reported.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

He’s a grub. I wonder if there’s more to the story than being reported.

I know some folks on the Carlton board wanted us to appoint this flog.

Talk about bullet dodged.

I think you may well be right, he is bit of a snake.

 

[zackah]

St Kilda have GTFO’d their CEO after 1 year in the role.

Welcome to the party Sainters

Can't think of worse handling of a CEO appointment in recent football history tbh.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Can't think of worse handling of a CEO appointment in recent football history tbh.

Naarm says hold my beer

Demons dump McNamee

Melbourne Football Club chief executive Paul McNamee has been axed by the club after only four months in charge.

www.abc.net.au

 

[zackah]

Naarm says hold my beer

Demons dump McNamee

Melbourne Football Club chief executive Paul McNamee has been axed by the club after only four months in charge.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Jazny]

Remember Naarm? Remember that time they won a premiership that nobody remembers because it was in a covid affected year and wasnt at the NCG?

 

[zackah]

Remember Naarm? Remember that time they won a premiership that nobody remembers because it was in a covid affected year and wasnt at the NCG?

Remember that time that Tasmania won a premiership? No?

Neither does anyone.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Remember that time that Tasmania won a premiership? No?

Neither does anyone.

I am very confident that Tassie19 will win a final before Essingtin

#Justice4Jazny

 

[Jazny]

Remember that time that Tasmania won a premiership? No?

Neither does anyone.

2010 Memorable Game – Tasmania vs. Victoria, 1990 | AFL Tasmania Hall of Fame

afltashalloffame.com.au

 

[AvantGardener]

Maynard car crash worth a few points

Unless he can argue it was raining and Clarry had stolen his wipers

 

[JoseMourinho]

Maynard car crash worth a few points

Unless he can argue it was raining and Clarry had stolen his wipers

Or it was into parked cars

 

[Smeg Head]

Maynard car crash worth a few points

Unless he can argue it was raining and Clarry had stolen his wipers

He will just claim it came out of nowhere and he was blocked.

 

[AvantGardener]

He will just claim it came out of nowhere and he was blocked.

Was a footballing act for sure

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Worth 1 point at best

 

[AvantGardener]

Worth 1 point at best

Still half his career Brownlow votes

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I’ll take your word for it… at Collingwood we’re not focused on individual achievements

 

[AvantGardener]

I’ll take your word for it… at Collingwood we’re not focused on individual achievements

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The melts when Nicky lost the Brownlow say otherwise

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You don’t “lose” a Brownlow, 5poony

 

[AvantGardener]

You don’t “lose” a Brownlow, 5poony

Nicky did

 

[FurTheWin]

I can't smell what they're cooking so I guess they're safe for now.

Hopefully this doesn't mozz the Pies into the news. I can just imagine it'll be something like Mason Cox livestreams an onlyfans furry sex show and in the background the rest of the Pies are running a methlab...

...or something non specific like that.

But enough about Saturday Night at your place.
Bold effort by Bruz to divert traffic, but you are second best to the Dees this year

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nicky did

It’s great to know that the Pies overtaking Carltank as the most successful team in the history of the league has broken you

Carltank: losing the flag for 28 years running

 

[AvantGardener]

It’s great to know that the Pies overtaking Carltank as the most successful team in the history of the league has broken you

Carltank: losing the flag for 28 years running

16 = 16. Finally caught up after all these years. You should be able to count to 16 with 3 toes to spare so not sure how you got this wrong.

 

[Cyclops]

But enough about Saturday Night at your place.
Bold effort by Bruz to divert traffic, but you are second best to the Dees this year

[Checks OP]

Youre just trying to cheer me up.

Pies will rally, don't you worry